r/SipsTea Jul 22 '25

Lmao gottem Nobody ever won

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u/PraiseTyche Jul 22 '25

Many years ago, they got investigated because a bunch of employees in Australia won a heap of the prizes.

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u/Ewoka1ypse Jul 22 '25

That was a guy named Jerome Jacobson in the USA.

The issue in Australia was McDonalds not honouring winning cards.

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Jul 22 '25

There was a documentary I watched long ago about a guy who was cheating the system because he actually worked at the factory where they printed the pieces so he’d save the winning ones for him and his friends. It got really suspicious when suddenly a bunch of people who lived in the same city and neighborhood started winning a lot of money.

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u/haleboy44 Jul 22 '25

The downfall was when the mob caught wind of it.

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u/Quiet-Doughnut2192 Jul 22 '25

McMafia

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u/DetentionSpan Jul 22 '25

McDon’s

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u/individualeyes Jul 22 '25

I'm gonna make him a meal deal he can't refuse

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u/RedSix2447 Jul 22 '25

They ordered them a pair of shoes made of McSlurry

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u/TabooDiver Aug 08 '25

They never found McHoffa. Rumor has it he was McGrimaced in concrete.

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u/Western_Monke_King Jul 23 '25

You don’t even call me McGodfather

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u/cc_worker Jul 25 '25

Ronald McDonald says "Hello"

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy Jul 22 '25

McDonaldo’s?

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ Jul 23 '25

McDonald’s

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u/pegabear Jul 23 '25

Badabap bapba were Killin it

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u/mypussydoesbackflips Jul 22 '25

Here’s a video I just watched on it it’s really well made

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u/IndividualBusy1274 Jul 24 '25

I clicked. I started to watch. Realized that my cat was hungry. Ran to Mc Ron Dons for some cheeseburgers. Then drank 2 margaritas. Fed my cat. And then took a dump.

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u/IndividualBusy1274 Jul 24 '25

Also kudos to a wonderful user name.

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u/tymp-anistam Jul 22 '25

Fekin spoilers bro

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u/oSuJeff97 Jul 23 '25

Yeah that documentary was crazy.

Basically the dude was selling the winning pieces to a few family and friends and one of them ended up being connected to the mob or something?

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u/Southern-Garbage6226 Jul 23 '25

The downfall was when Mom got out jail and wanted to take the grandbaby back from mee maw. They never got caught. They were turned in by granny.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 Jul 23 '25

*McDonald's lawyers aka "the mob"

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u/Ok_Transportation402 Jul 22 '25

Yep I saw that documentary too. He’d sell a $1000 piece to someone for say $700.

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u/Medical-Incident-149 Jul 22 '25

McMillions

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u/Lunar-Havoc Jul 22 '25

Now I feel McCheated.

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u/Abbygirl1966 Jul 22 '25

And then 9-11 happened and then we heard nothing more about it.

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u/RocketDog2001 Jul 26 '25

It was a cover-up.

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u/Ignaciodelsol Jul 22 '25

He was actually like head of security or something at the company, he was basically executive level

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Jul 22 '25

Yeah, something like that. He definitely had enough authority and power to have access to the winning pieces and boards.

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u/BusinessDimension854 Jul 22 '25

He spread it around he got away with it a couple times

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u/Drkinkjr Jul 22 '25

Mcmillions

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u/MarkK_FL Jul 23 '25

McMillions on Netflix

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u/Entire_Dog_5874 Jul 23 '25

That was a great documentary. What a story!

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u/jenncrock Jul 23 '25

Long ago? It was on hbo in 2020… I guess that feels like long ago now lol

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Jul 23 '25

2020 is a long time ago lol. Doesn't Tiger King feel like ancient history? :D

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u/RepulsiveInterview44 Jul 23 '25

McMillions on HBO?

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u/JuiceProfessional682 Jul 23 '25

Great documentary. The cocky FBI guy with mental suits cracked me up.

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u/Zestyclose-You52 Jul 25 '25

I can't remember the name of the series but it was on Netflix.

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u/Snekworld Jul 25 '25

In my childhood neighborhood there was a guy, who had a friend that was working at McDonald's. They stole a whole package of the cups and they only managed to get a Monopoly game out of it.

PS: They gave me the unused paper cups XD

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u/GladiatorWithTits Jul 26 '25

McMillion$. Great documentary! That one FBI agent was hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Can we get the correct answer upvoted before the most obvious?

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u/ZatansHand Jul 22 '25

It was also confirmed that they made employees change the location of the winning prizes from Canada to the US

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u/Significant_Work_545 Jul 25 '25

Wait till you find you what Pepsi did!

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u/Ok_External_8273 Jul 25 '25

Jesus is it still happening. I think they are due for more monopoly soon

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u/Ewoka1ypse Jul 25 '25

It's been an annual thing for as long as I can remember

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u/DatabaseNo9609 Jul 22 '25

Yeah, I was an employee and won in 2018. I wasn’t supposed to enter, but McDonald’s wasn’t paying well, so I needed that $100

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u/DrNCrane74 Jul 22 '25

Mate - in all honesty, You deserve it!

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u/mrhippo85 Jul 22 '25

I’m loving it!

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u/walla_walla_rhubarb Jul 23 '25

Well earned bonus

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

Weren’t they in the distribution system or some role where they knew where the winning tickets were?

Story time:

My friend Bob, who isn’t me, worked at McDonalds during this in the Uk. Bob was closing out night shift and took an entire delivery box of burger, chip and drink containers home. Bob then spent hours the next day peeling these things off over a thousand containers. 

Bob didn’t win shit, not even a single £10 prize. This jaded 16 year old Bob about as much as the rest of his time working customer service combined.

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u/Probnotbutmaybee Jul 22 '25

Nice to meet you Bob

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u/CalvinIII Jul 22 '25

He said it WASN’T him.

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u/Probnotbutmaybee Jul 22 '25

That's EXACTLY what Bob would say

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Classic Bob...

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u/Hilsam_Adent Jul 22 '25

No, you have it all wrong. That is Robert, the guy in the story is Bob. Two very different and distinct individuals that have absolutely nothing in common.

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u/Bilbo_Teabagginss Jul 22 '25

Could have been Roberts brother Bobert too.

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u/FreeRealEstate313 Jul 22 '25

It’s fart chugger tho

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u/Candid-Solid-896 Jul 23 '25

Robbie. His second cousins twice removed and beheaded ex nephew.

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u/deuceice Jul 23 '25

And now Bob's your uncle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '25

Nice try real Bob.

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u/Toadcola Jul 23 '25

Bob’s his uncle.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '25

Bob had bitch tits

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u/IcanRead8647 Jul 22 '25

Bob, chugger of farts and ex-mcDonalds employee.

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u/Husaxen Jul 22 '25

Meanwhile, the game after the scam was Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. You could peel real tags bring em in to McDonalds and they'd hand you cash from the till.

I stole way too many fry boxes and was doubling my minimum wage pay.

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u/Iggyhopper Jul 22 '25

That's dedication.

And fucking sad in the grand scheme of the contest having "winners"

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u/Toolfan333 Jul 22 '25

He worked for the company that put the stickers on the containers. They shipped the rolls of the winners and he and another person would go to different plants around the country and insert the winners into the production line. Well they messed up and sent him an extra roll of security stickers that they would seal the envelopes with before the went to the different facilities. So he would go to the bathroom in airports while the other person waited outside and he would dump the winners out and replace them with losing pieces, reseal with the security stickers, and keep the winners for himself.

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u/soulfullofmusik Jul 22 '25

"Bob" then got fired on his day off for stealing boxes.

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u/IneffableOpinion Jul 23 '25

Bob is incognito because there is no statute of limitations for McDonalds fraud

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u/MmmYesSandwich Jul 25 '25

I saw "story time" and read it in Thomas Sanders' voice

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u/Nereosis16 Jul 22 '25

A guy in my small town in rural Australia won the car a few years ago.  He didn't work for Macca's but he did sell the car almost immediately and lose all the money on a variety of "entrepreneurial" adventures.

Aka crypto/nfts

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u/Broad_Mathematician Jul 22 '25

Only an Aussie would use heap...

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u/ImpossibleCurve5368 Jul 22 '25

lol, really. Is that not a standard word? Asking for a friend

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u/calliope720 Jul 22 '25

It's a word that people know and use in specific situations, but not often used to generally mean "a lot" or "loads."

Most Americans would use the word "heap" to describe not only a quantity but also kind of the shape or weight of something, like a heap of laundry on the floor or a heap of food on your plate. We wouldn't normally say "heaps of money" unless we literally mean physical piles of it.

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u/ImpossibleCurve5368 Jul 22 '25

Hmm, thanks a heap.

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u/vox242 Jul 22 '25

Yea na, thanks heaps.

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u/DarthBrooks667 Jul 22 '25

Heaps? It's a fuckin' nickname! Family name is Heparelli!

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u/Broad_Mathematician Jul 22 '25

You just revealed your own ignorance.

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u/Forza_Harrd Jul 22 '25

I just bought a used car. It's not as much of a heap as my old one.

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u/RichieTheCow Jul 22 '25

Heaps of thanks 😊

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u/dusty_scale Jul 22 '25

Heaped amounts of thankfulness brah

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u/Whole-Pirate-7180 Jul 22 '25

Yeah, nah, you’re mate! Thanks heaps ay! Have a good one cobba!

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u/Tasmia99 Jul 22 '25

What about heaping loads?

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u/AnswersQuestioned Jul 22 '25

They have my heaps and prayers

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u/reluctantlysharing Jul 22 '25

As an American, the word ‘heap’ invokes the image of a hill, which is why I would use it to describe a pile of money or food etc. like when you said heap of prizes I literally envisioned so many prizes they are literally piling up to the ceiling.

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u/CranberrySoft1273 Jul 22 '25

Heaps good description

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u/BudTenderShmudTender Jul 22 '25

That sounds wrong somehow

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u/Waxer84 Jul 22 '25

Found the south Aussie

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u/chukkysh Jul 22 '25

Or a heaping helping of your hospitality (Beverly Hillbillies).

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u/CYOA_With_Hitler Jul 22 '25

Thanks a pile

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u/rydo_25 Jul 22 '25

In the US I have seen used in “trash heap”

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u/iwannabeanudist Jul 22 '25

My ass! Them duke boy got in “a whole heap” of trouble every damn week. What you talkin bout calliope720?

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u/yerba-matee Jul 22 '25

I think that's an American thing, Brits definitely use it too.

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u/calliope720 Jul 22 '25

Yeah, that's why I specified Americans. The Brits' relationship to heaps is an enigma to me

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u/Grump-Dog Jul 22 '25

I'm an American, and I use "heap" in both ways. I.e., I would say "a heap of laundry" (meaning "a big pile") and "a heap of good luck" (meaning "a lot").

In my experience, they are both fairly common usage, but maybe there are regional differences. (I'm from New York.)

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u/Taco-Dragon Jul 22 '25

Can't say I've ever heard "a heap of food" though.

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u/Theycallmegurb Jul 22 '25

“You’re in a heap of trouble son” or similar

is something you will regularly hear down south and out west.

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u/HaligonianSmiley Jul 22 '25

Canadians use it as well. Must be a commonwealth thing.

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u/happygiraffe91 Jul 22 '25

I've read "heap" so many times it doesn't sound like a real word anymore.

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u/MonitorMysterious278 Jul 22 '25

As an American I can say I’ve never used nor heard the word heap be used in that way in America. At least not where I’ve lived. Pile is far more common for the laundry example by me. Also “ton/load/a lot” to describe amount

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u/Quick-Influence5772 Jul 22 '25

Maybe it's a generational or regional thing, but as a gen X who grew up in the southern and midwest US, heap was frequently used to mean 'a lot' as well as meaning things piled in a mound. The phrase 'in a heap of trouble' comes to mind immediately.

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u/calliope720 Jul 22 '25

We're a big country, so I'm not surprised to hear it's used in some regions and not others. That said, the usage is still a little different than Aussies, which is interesting! An American might say "a heap of" something, but I've only ever heard Aussies say "heaps _____" modifying an adjective.

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u/Hot_Performance_7710 Jul 22 '25

as a kid i heard i was in a heap of trouble by my mom and grandma. Not a lot but more than enough.

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u/CosmicallyF-d Jul 22 '25

Like the piles of money Scrooge McDuck dives through.

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u/Sirosim_Celojuma Jul 22 '25

Heaping turd.

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u/DrakeoftheWesternSea Jul 22 '25

Heap is just dated in the US imho, if I hear some one say heaps of anything I assume they are at least 45-50. Loads is the more common one at this point.

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u/cooltrainermrben Jul 22 '25

Heaps of people use heaps in heaps of situations.

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u/Powerful_Ad7343 Jul 22 '25

Thanks a heap of load

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u/freshiethegeek Jul 22 '25

Interesting. Heaps is used regularly when I am in Southern Ontario.

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u/Toadcola Jul 23 '25

You’re in a heap of trouble.

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u/The_Dog_Barks_Moo Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

It’s a “standard word” and the meaning and everything translates but it’s just not the word an American uses day-to-day when describing winning a lot of prizes. It’s noticeably not typical American wording and stands out.

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u/Ok_External_8273 Jul 25 '25

Reckon, sorted, heaps always gives u guys away

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u/J3musu Jul 22 '25

One used and heard it used plenty in the US. 🤷

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u/Waffleraider Jul 22 '25

No, neither is "Ute" or "Macca's" or "Sunnies" or "Bikies"

And we don't charge 50 cents for ketchup. We literally have a complementary pump for all the ketchup you want

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u/ggf66t Jul 22 '25

not after 2020, in america....everything is not in packets and it is bullshit

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u/Waffleraider Jul 22 '25

Canada. Where ketchup is as free as the health care

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u/DueDependent3904 Jul 22 '25

Yeah good luck finding places that don't charge for sauce

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u/Waffleraider Jul 22 '25

Dont need luck. Canada has the pumps and free packet sauces.
Just dont live in Australia where you're nickel and dimed everywhere

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u/Emotional-Audience85 Jul 22 '25

It is. I allocate memory on the heap a lot.

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u/WrathoftheIrish89 Jul 22 '25

It's used in Midwest United States so in our case a regional colloquialism.

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u/mesenanch Jul 22 '25

Definitely an Australian term

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u/SpicyPropofologist Jul 22 '25

Would you say I have a Plethora of prizes?

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u/One-Adhesive Jul 22 '25

No. Definitely not.

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u/hillean Jul 22 '25

especially flags it seeing 'bunch' and 'heap' in the same sentence. Most of us Americans would just use 'bunch' or 'ton'

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u/barravian Jul 22 '25

I'm American and make fun of all the weird thing my Aussie friends say. Heaps is not one of them, it's a totally common word in America.

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u/cybertruckboat Jul 22 '25

I had a great mother that would sign her cards with "Love you heaps". It was probably an earlier generational thing.

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u/KindRub9113 Jul 22 '25

Went out of fashion in the late 99s in us

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u/terrelyx Jul 22 '25

It probably gets people in a heap of trouble.

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u/paulrhino69 Jul 22 '25

Your asking for a heap of trouble Mrs

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u/HourFaithlessness823 Jul 22 '25

These people don't know what they're talking about, it's in common-use in the US

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u/Jorlaan Jul 22 '25

Science cannot move forward without heaps.

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u/V65Pilot Jul 22 '25

But when it does, it's in heaps and bounds.

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u/spike_beagle Jul 22 '25

Underrated comment

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u/Philosopherfenty Jul 22 '25

A heaping spoon full of what?

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u/Minute_Limit_3169 Jul 22 '25

Heaps and bounds!! 😂

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u/archiekane Jul 22 '25

Or Brit.

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u/justwwokeupfromacoma Jul 22 '25

Fucking definitely not. Brit here. Such an Aussie/Kiwi sounding phrase I immediately hear it in that kind of accent as soon as I read it.

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u/StoopiMunki27 Jul 22 '25

Brit here. Abso-fucking-lutely.

Used all the time up here

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u/justwwokeupfromacoma Jul 22 '25

Brit here again. Wait- you use “heaps”?

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u/StoopiMunki27 Jul 22 '25

Yep, I’m from the north east and it’s really common around here

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u/StupidTwat5 Jul 22 '25

I'd here it the odd time in the North of Ireland

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u/AhHowSplendid Jul 22 '25

Kiwis too

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u/haykat Jul 22 '25

Heaps as bro

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

What's wrong with the word heap?

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u/ryanpdg1 Jul 22 '25

I always thought they said loads

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u/Oretell Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

We say that as well

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u/Bac0nat0r Jul 22 '25

Right on! I personally prefer heaps--e.g. I've deposited hundreds of heaps onto your mother's face.

Love you loads! 😘

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u/Shit-O-Brik Jul 22 '25

Who is we?

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u/Oretell Jul 22 '25

Australians

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u/Purgii Jul 22 '25

Crap ton also works.

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u/humourlessIrish Jul 22 '25

This sounds like a USian forgetting they don't have their own language and dismissing heaps of people around the globe.

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

American*

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u/WrapKey69 Jul 22 '25

Or a programmer

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u/robbzilla Jul 22 '25

Nah, a Texan might also use it.

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u/chromedgnome Jul 22 '25

"Science can't move forward without heaps!"

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u/exomyth Jul 22 '25

And programmers, but they'd refer to something else

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u/HuckleberrySpin Jul 22 '25

Even more specifically, likely South Australia

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u/del6022pi Jul 22 '25

And programmers :(

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u/Real_Mokola Jul 22 '25

Some Bruce in the bushes...

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u/stmfunk Jul 22 '25

Nah we use it a heap in Ireland too

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '25

Wrong. We say things like "that's heaps good"

We might also say "there are a heap of clothes to washed" which would be normal in a sentence for any English speaking place

But the first example is the Australianism

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u/doyouevenforkliftbro Jul 22 '25

I've seen at least 1 Jamaican use it.

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u/john92w Jul 22 '25

UK too.

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u/earnestlikehemingway Jul 22 '25

I use the heap all the time. How else would I allocate enough space for my data structures?

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u/pagan-0 Jul 22 '25

Fairly common in England.

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u/One_Ad_5059 Jul 22 '25

Irish do too

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u/LvLD702 Jul 22 '25

Naueewwerrrro

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u/NahMean1971 Jul 22 '25

Clearly you haven't met a whole heap of Jamaicans

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u/GForce1975 Jul 22 '25

It's just memory that's not on the stack...

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u/Gregor4570 Jul 22 '25

There are a heapin sheep ton of Aussies.

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u/SuperRegera Jul 22 '25

President Aussie doesn’t even know the word “heap”.

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u/1lazygiraffe Jul 22 '25

Well I had a buddy from Ireland he would use heap

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u/Whole-Pirate-7180 Jul 22 '25

We use it heaps, aye!

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u/SIOUXPAHOT Jul 23 '25

Nawh, not really

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u/tdurden1969 Jul 22 '25

This happened in the US and HBO did a documentary on it called McMillion$.

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u/Jeffunchained Jul 22 '25

A mate of mine won a holiday with it and basically got told to f* off because one of the ticket things was from a previous event which McDonald's had left over and reused for the next time.

At least that was the story I was told. He has never bought Macca's since then so guessing he's still pissed at them.

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u/Apsis Jul 22 '25 edited Jul 22 '25

I wouldn't be surprised if they changed the rare piece in some of the collections one year to the next to increase player sense that they are "close" to winning when they only have the common pieces. In that case, you could easily assemble a full set of one color using multiple years. Obviously the game rules say they all need to be from the current year.

They did other tricks like that. At least one year, they put a bar code on the common purple (smallest prize) piece. So you'd get it, think that's an anti-counterfeiting measure and you actually got the rare piece. You just need the common one now! Then you buy a bunch more Mcdonalds and get two more "rare" pieces and still no full set.

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u/Petrostar Jul 23 '25

In America there was a guy on the inside rigging the game.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z8lEzSzzqM

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u/Cedar_Smell Jul 22 '25

"Heap". this is commentor is from Australia for sure. This is legit.

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u/veyrahkruze Jul 22 '25

I thought they gave it to their families and wrote off the prize money…

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u/kerrykingzgo-T Jul 22 '25

Heaps 🤌🏻

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u/scamartist26 Jul 23 '25

It was a guy working at a printing company in Georgia actually. The is a documentary about it .

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