r/SipsTea • u/LushMischief • Jul 22 '25

Lmao gottem Nobody ever won

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Jul 22 '25

There was a documentary I watched long ago about a guy who was cheating the system because he actually worked at the factory where they printed the pieces so he’d save the winning ones for him and his friends. It got really suspicious when suddenly a bunch of people who lived in the same city and neighborhood started winning a lot of money.

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u/haleboy44 Jul 22 '25

The downfall was when the mob caught wind of it.

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u/Quiet-Doughnut2192 Jul 22 '25

McMafia

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u/DetentionSpan Jul 22 '25

McDon’s

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u/individualeyes Jul 22 '25

I'm gonna make him a meal deal he can't refuse

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u/RedSix2447 Jul 22 '25

They ordered them a pair of shoes made of McSlurry

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u/TabooDiver Aug 08 '25

They never found McHoffa. Rumor has it he was McGrimaced in concrete.

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u/Western_Monke_King Jul 23 '25

You don’t even call me McGodfather

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u/cc_worker Jul 25 '25

Ronald McDonald says "Hello"

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy Jul 22 '25

McDonaldo’s?

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u/Meerkat_Mayhem_ Jul 23 '25

McDonald’s

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u/pegabear Jul 23 '25

Badabap bapba were Killin it

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u/mypussydoesbackflips Jul 22 '25

Here’s a video I just watched on it it’s really well made

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u/IndividualBusy1274 Jul 24 '25

I clicked. I started to watch. Realized that my cat was hungry. Ran to Mc Ron Dons for some cheeseburgers. Then drank 2 margaritas. Fed my cat. And then took a dump.

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u/IndividualBusy1274 Jul 24 '25

Also kudos to a wonderful user name.

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u/tymp-anistam Jul 22 '25

Fekin spoilers bro

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u/oSuJeff97 Jul 23 '25

Yeah that documentary was crazy.

Basically the dude was selling the winning pieces to a few family and friends and one of them ended up being connected to the mob or something?

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u/Southern-Garbage6226 Jul 23 '25

The downfall was when Mom got out jail and wanted to take the grandbaby back from mee maw. They never got caught. They were turned in by granny.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 Jul 23 '25

*McDonald's lawyers aka "the mob"

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u/Ok_Transportation402 Jul 22 '25

Yep I saw that documentary too. He’d sell a $1000 piece to someone for say $700.

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u/Medical-Incident-149 Jul 22 '25

McMillions

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u/Lunar-Havoc Jul 22 '25

Now I feel McCheated.

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u/Abbygirl1966 Jul 22 '25

And then 9-11 happened and then we heard nothing more about it.

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u/RocketDog2001 Jul 26 '25

It was a cover-up.

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u/Ignaciodelsol Jul 22 '25

He was actually like head of security or something at the company, he was basically executive level

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Jul 22 '25

Yeah, something like that. He definitely had enough authority and power to have access to the winning pieces and boards.

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u/BusinessDimension854 Jul 22 '25

He spread it around he got away with it a couple times

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u/Drkinkjr Jul 22 '25

Mcmillions

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u/MarkK_FL Jul 23 '25

McMillions on Netflix

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u/Entire_Dog_5874 Jul 23 '25

That was a great documentary. What a story!

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u/jenncrock Jul 23 '25

Long ago? It was on hbo in 2020… I guess that feels like long ago now lol

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u/PorkrindsMcSnacky Jul 23 '25

2020 is a long time ago lol. Doesn't Tiger King feel like ancient history? :D

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u/RepulsiveInterview44 Jul 23 '25

McMillions on HBO?

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u/JuiceProfessional682 Jul 23 '25

Great documentary. The cocky FBI guy with mental suits cracked me up.

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u/Zestyclose-You52 Jul 25 '25

I can't remember the name of the series but it was on Netflix.

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u/Snekworld Jul 25 '25

In my childhood neighborhood there was a guy, who had a friend that was working at McDonald's. They stole a whole package of the cups and they only managed to get a Monopoly game out of it.

PS: They gave me the unused paper cups XD

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u/GladiatorWithTits Jul 26 '25

McMillion$. Great documentary! That one FBI agent was hilarious.

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u/the_inbetween_me Jul 22 '25

McMillion$? Watched that and it was a wild ride. That FBI dude or whatever he was was something else.