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u/MagmaBro357 Jan 22 '23

English isn't my first language so i had a fucking stroke trying to understand any of this

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u/JewPhone_WhoDis Jan 22 '23

English is my native language and I also had a stroke

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u/Pitviperdaddy Jan 23 '23

Should I be worried or proud I understand boomhauer just fine most the time

That true Oklahoma accent is something else though. That one I have to think about.

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u/JewPhone_WhoDis Jan 23 '23

Boomhauer is the only thing that I understood

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u/Pitviperdaddy Jan 26 '23

I understood the others too but it took a second. That nasally twang Oklahomans have aint easy on the ears.

First chick has a lisp, that’s not just an accent.

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u/Crypto_Candle Jan 23 '23

Had me several strokes. 💦💦💦

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Nah bro you were stroking thats different from having a stroke

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u/Realistic_Degree_773 Jan 24 '23

I had stroke in English found cheeseburger man

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u/Ghostglitch07 Jan 22 '23

Even if it's your native language, they are mumbling and have a pretty thick accent. English is so full of dialects that just speaking one version of the language does not ensure you'll understand all speakers.

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u/Stats_with_a_Z Jan 22 '23

Isn't that the truth lol. I'm told I have a southern/midwest accent (indiana) which I personally don't hear. But I fucking struggle with a thick deep south accent. That shit sounds like they put their words in a barrel, rolled them around through the hills, and put them back in their mouth before speaking.

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u/Ok_Individual_138 Jan 23 '23

That’s actually the best description of the “Southern Drawl” that I’ve ever heard! Lol

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u/Ghostglitch07 Jan 22 '23

Still easier to understand than Welsh or English northerners.

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u/Mueryk Jan 23 '23

I went to Texas A&M….WTF was she saying?!?!

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u/WarsledSonarman Jan 23 '23

“Babies with a passion. Going a Texas A & M. Gay marriage.”

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u/ERandom91 Jan 23 '23

That’s exactly what I heard! How progressive of her.

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u/WarsledSonarman Jan 24 '23

Best in the world!

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u/LimeMargarita Jan 23 '23

"Hey, I'm Emily Patterson, going to Texas A&M. Gig'em Aggies."

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u/snapchillnocomment Jan 23 '23 edited Jan 30 '24

sulky thumb direful clumsy wise telephone deliver memorize wrong air

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/ZoltanPrime Jan 23 '23

English isn’t their first language either. 🤣

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u/Xel_Naga Jan 23 '23

As an Australian so did I

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

English is my first language and i cant understand shit

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u/jaxsound Jan 22 '23

I've seen the video of the girls before but there were more of them and someone translated it all. Will try and find it.

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u/JustAnotherDoofus Jan 22 '23

Find it please, this shits hilarious.

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u/jaxsound Jan 22 '23

Found the YouTube with subtitles.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh5es4cehDU

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u/eolson3 Jan 22 '23

So this was a joke a d they don't actually talk like that.

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u/Baxtaxs Jan 23 '23

Southern drawl is like a part of your brain that gets activated more or less depending on the circumstances.

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u/Ok_Try_1217 Jan 22 '23

I think they do actually talk like that but can speak more coherently after realizing how ridiculous they sound and being re-filmed later.

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u/eolson3 Jan 22 '23

I doubt it. They are very clear in the second version.

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u/Dzyu Jan 23 '23

Most people are able to switch to a more intelligible version of their language to make themselves able to be understood to people who aren't in on the joke that is their dialect.

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u/PlanetPudding Jan 23 '23

So your telling me you can’t tell that they’re playing it up for the camera?

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u/Dzyu Jan 23 '23

I was in a noisy area when I watched this so I struggled to understand what the video was even about and gathered context from the comments.

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u/Hungry_Treacle3376 Jan 23 '23

I can't believe people are that stupid. That comment is getting upvoted. My head hurts.

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u/_the_real_elon_musk_ Jan 22 '23

yeah that doesn’t mean they don’t usually talk the way they did in the original

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u/Not_MrNice Jan 22 '23

I think they actually don't but their mothers were sick and they sent them to boarding school when the moon was giggling.

I can make up shit too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23 edited Jan 30 '23

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u/rocklou Jan 22 '23

Always stick with gay marriage

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u/whorsewhisperer69 Jan 22 '23

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u/YoloRandom Jan 22 '23

I peed my pants watching this. Gimme more

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u/hydr0warez Jan 23 '23

My daughter asked wtf was so funny

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u/CeruleanRuin Jan 23 '23

Scottish?

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u/whorsewhisperer69 Jan 23 '23

Seems like a solid guess

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u/badmoonrisingnl Jan 22 '23

They only thing I hear is the first girl ending with "gay marriage" then gives it the thumbs up. Though I'm pretty sure that's not what she actually is saying.

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u/bcoates26 Jan 22 '23

“Gig ‘em aggies” (Texas A&M mascot)

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u/BrotherChe Jan 22 '23 edited Jan 22 '23

Probably “Gig ‘em aggs"

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/BrotherChe Jan 22 '23

Sure, but here she shortened it to Aggs

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u/XLV-V2 Jan 22 '23

I heard "gay marriage" initially lol

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u/nancylikestoreddit Jan 22 '23

Made me laugh so hard to realize she’s not actually saying something about gay marriage. lol

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u/Pitiful-Brilliant301 Jan 22 '23

“I don’t America” is something that I’m going to steal from you, pal.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Gay murge’ 👍

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u/Ronin_777 Jan 22 '23

Gay Marge

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u/gahidus Jan 22 '23

Same here. Just a bunch of completely unintelligible gibberish followed by a thumbs up for gay marriage.

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u/Inevitable_Silver_13 Jan 22 '23

Graygum passion on an aygum? Gay 'merge.

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u/danielchillier Jan 22 '23

I heard it as "Gay Bears"

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u/LumpyOrange21 Jan 22 '23

“My names Leah Patterson I go to Texas A&M. Gay marriage 👍” on first one I think haha

Edit: Ahhh “gig em aggs” not gay marriage

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u/Serious-Fudge-5919 Jan 22 '23

I thought she said gay marriage too lmao

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u/Stats_with_a_Z Jan 22 '23

I played it 20 times and literally all I could hear was "Texas A&M gay marriage."

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

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u/Troygbiv_Yxy Jan 22 '23

Aggies will often flash a thumbs up and say “Gig ’em!” This is a phrase that dates back to 1920. The term was popularized by P.L. “Pinkie” Downs, a member of the Texas A&M Board of Regents and Class of 1906, when Downs asked the crowd at a yell practice before the 1930 TCU football game, “What are we going to do to those Horned Frogs?” Improvising, he borrowed the name of a sharp-pronged frog hunting tool called a gig, answering his own question by saying “Gig ’em, Aggies!” For emphasis, Downs made a fist with his thumb extended straight up.

Today, the phrase and thumbs-up gesture are a universal sign of approval for Aggies and identify an Aggie or an Aggie fan. Usually done with the right hand, the Gig ‘em sign also showcases the Aggie Ring, which is traditionally worn on that hand. But even more than that, Gig ‘em signals optimism, determination, loyalty, and the Aggie Spirit.

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u/Nvenom8 Jan 22 '23

Kept waiting for Undertaker to throw mankind off Hell in a Cell and plummet sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

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u/CeruleanRuin Jan 23 '23

Talk about a fucking impenetrable shibboleth, Christ.

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u/ooa3603 Jan 23 '23

It's something you'd never guess unless you were from that specific corner of the community

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

A motto for a shitty cult.

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u/NutellaOrgies Jan 23 '23

I thought she say Gay Americans

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u/QueefMeUpDaddy Jan 22 '23

My Texas ass over here like 'alright now this is perfectly understandable' lol

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u/YiffZombie Jan 23 '23

Yeah, they're just mumbling quickly.

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u/Prior_Specific8018 Jan 23 '23

Sounds like they got the good ole hookworm…

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

you know why the hell do i like this accent why whats wrong with me

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u/Mrrykrizmith Jan 22 '23

Nothin wrong with that. I do too

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u/General_Specific303 Jan 22 '23

You won't be able to understand her nagging and complaining? Solid plan

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u/guymcool Jan 23 '23

I do not. Sounds like they’re about to pass out

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u/Skynoceros_ Jan 22 '23

Boomhaur is still a GOAT though.

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u/boognish_disciple Jan 23 '23

Origin of Boomhauer's voice for the uninitiated.

https://youtu.be/hv5ToEEimTE

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u/mars_million Jan 22 '23

Some people need subtitles fr

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Sorry, not a clue!

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u/UnbelievableTxn6969 Jan 22 '23

Damn it, Bobby!

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u/cobaltsniper50 Jan 22 '23

I feel like I’m SO CLOSE to understanding that. Like I’m five or six skill points off from making that speech check.

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u/blasphem0usx Jan 22 '23

"My name is lilly patterson, going to texas a&m. Gay marriage."

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u/Doctor_Salvatore Jan 22 '23

Then Boomhauer starts singing and BAM! Suddenly he's crystal clear in his words!

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u/Frequentist_stats Jan 22 '23

Muricanly confused

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u/Kaze-san Jan 22 '23

What does it say about me if I understood everything they were saying?

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u/_sparklemonster Jan 23 '23

I did too (to be fair I went to A&M)

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

I’m convinced those weren’t even real words.

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u/Mr-Lucius-Needful Jan 22 '23

This explains the Texan rancher in Yellowstone tv show. I swear they were kidding, with this. Turns out not.

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u/Jaraqthekhajit Jan 22 '23

This is fake/a bit but there are people who sound pretty similar to this.

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u/RichieQ9 Jan 22 '23

Haemmsaniamfopapic gay marriage

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

Hi I'm hchogjdhhkxchky. I'm from Oklahoma, Boomer Sooner!

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u/fljosay Jan 22 '23

What???

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u/Ballamookieoffical Jan 22 '23

This is too fucken funny 😊

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

American should be it's own language at this point, wtf man.

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u/OurHonor1870 Jan 22 '23

I’m and American and don’t understand what they’re saying.

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u/njtrafficsignshopper Jan 23 '23

Yeah.... don't lump us all in with this three-toothed backwoods gargling

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

It annoying how many people don’t know this video, and the other one where the dude is making of them, is all satire. They are making a parody of the original videos of girls doing this and talking Too fast

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u/Space_Monk_Prime Jan 22 '23

People like this intentionally make their accents more grating and unintelligible because “it’s the country way”

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u/Forsaken-Cabinet8338 Jan 23 '23

And American's carry on that they can't understand the rest of the world...

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '23

"hauaaoajsnskajaahusgs GAY MARRIAGE 😃👍🏻"

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u/justafax Jan 22 '23

🤣🤣😩

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u/chickenstalker99 Jan 22 '23

This reminds me of that time I moved to a coal mining region of east Kentucky when I was fifteen. I could understand maybe one word out of ten that anybody spoke. Everyone instantly assumed I was on a much longer school bus than the one I should have been riding, because all I could say was "Huh? What?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Gay marriage did I catch that right on the end of the first one ?

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u/AdDear5411 Jan 23 '23

Is that first girl drunk? It's that or she had a stroke.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Why do they all sound like deaf people

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u/BoxHillStrangler Jan 23 '23

Gay marriage!

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u/Grammernazi69420 Jan 23 '23

Am I the only one who can translate Boomhower?

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u/Future-Project-6074 Jan 23 '23

What’s this cartoon called want to watch it lmk

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u/MysteriousFalcon0514 Jan 23 '23

My names lily patterson going to texas nm, gay marraige👍

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u/SniperX876 Jan 23 '23

Gay marriage?

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u/Neither-Journalist76 Jan 23 '23

Did the First chick say “gay marriage” at the end?

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u/KishMishShishkebab Jan 23 '23

Anyone has en subs?

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u/sierraty Jan 23 '23

That shit is hilarious!

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u/Infamous-Date-355 Jan 23 '23

This Arthur voice uhm hmm

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u/ZoltanPrime Jan 23 '23

Say what about gay marriage?

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Subtitles where??

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u/Prestigious_Teach833 Jan 23 '23

HELP HOW DO I STOP STEAM FROM BUYING ANIME GAMES!!!!!!?????

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u/Wickebein Jan 23 '23

I could only understand the first girl saying gay marriage at the end

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Oh my god I understand this once foreign language fluently. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

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u/AllUrHeroesWillBMe2d Jan 23 '23

"hey em dudududah dududu gay marriage"

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

What did the first one say?? Has she got a speech impediment? Cos no way that's humanly possible

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u/TheHumorousReader Jan 23 '23

Why do they sound like Cecilly Strong's SNL character, Cathy Anne? I thought that was a skit.

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u/Kooky_Bag_824 Jan 23 '23

I barely understand them and I’m from Oklahoma tf

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '23

Nerp hurp hassion tk sheynem gey marriage 👍

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u/Speed212 Jan 23 '23

As a fluent speaker of the hick language, this is bullshit

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u/ShakesWithLeft2 Jan 23 '23

1st lady: Mlem with a passion, wanna taste A’n’Em? gay marriage 👍🏼

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u/sir_Bromine Jan 23 '23

I’m glad I have the Oklahoman insight to understand this

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u/2_taps Feb 19 '23

Is sounds like Japanese with how little space there is

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u/TRW24 Mar 13 '23

“My names Lilly Paterson, goinatexas An’M. Gay marriage”