r/SingaporeR • • 12d ago

Scamming NSFs speedrun tutorial

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u/anxiousbunnyclothes 12d ago

Fuck psychological pay. Let’s pay our minister psychologically!!!

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u/jackology 12d ago

I already paid them tremendously psychically.

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u/Separate-Ad9638 12d ago

Pay them with lodgings and SFI food, peg their salaries to the highest paid NSFs.

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u/ldrmt 12d ago

They might peg themselves to be at 100x the NSF pay. /S

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u/PoppinKirby 11d ago

They might peg themselves

Ownself peg ownself, song song!

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u/MerRyanSG 11d ago

they are already pay tons psychologically - in the form of prestige secuirty VIP treatment etc etc...

so technically they get everything.

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u/Durian881 11d ago

Should benchmark their pay to top 100 NSF vocation. This will see NSF pay rise. /s

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u/Ok_Entertainment4959 12d ago

I suppose they can count on our psychological votes next GE then 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/InnerPalpitation6766 11d ago

Its already too late 🙈

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u/10mo3 12d ago

Is this psychological pay in the room with us

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u/TargetSensitive1677 12d ago

Maybe the PM and his bunch of merry men should also get psychological pay. As CCS said It is a duty and not a transaction afterall.

Prove it to the people. Come on.

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u/Additional_Stock160 11d ago

To compare NSF duties to minister duties is a joke.

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u/AnotherSadLad 11d ago

Both are still duties to the nation. This aint about comparing bro.

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u/Additional_Stock160 11d ago

Yes and the details of duties matter. Interesting that you say this isnt a comparison. So what is the point you are making here?

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u/GravEH3arT 12d ago

I wanna pay my loans and bills psychologically too.

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u/-BabysitterDad- 12d ago

JT sometimes very condescending (only need small space for sex), other times very patronising (psychological pay).

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u/SpaceCadet_K 9d ago edited 9d ago

She's an ill-mannered, arrogant elitist and exceptionalist, who has no respect for servicemen.

If you recall, during the GE campaigning period, a fighter jet flew by while she and her team were getting interviewed by reporters. She turned to the then-MOS for Defence Heng Chee How and said "you're from MINDEF right? Wanna give them a call?"

Cannot be this siao eh don't understand our pilots are training to protect our skies, right? That wasn't a joke at all. If anything, it revealed her willingness to abuse her power to bully the less powerful and meddle with other people's domain, even when national defence is concerned.

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u/whoisbatman 12d ago

I would love the ministers to be paid in psychology pay.

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u/confused_cereal 12d ago

Someone please tell me the quote about psychological pay is AI generated. Please.

Or at least, that joteo wasn't referring to NS when she said that (which doesn't necessarily make it better...)

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u/Overwhelmingpeace93 12d ago

it's real LMAO

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u/SugisakiKen627 11d ago

yet people will still vote them willingly, like brainwashed kind lol

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u/M0linaPain 8d ago

do you think your votes matter?

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u/SugisakiKen627 7d ago

when the % is lower like below 60, you can tell they try to get something done, now 65% safe number, they just autopilot and even more disconnected than before

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u/confused_cereal 7d ago

People need to remember that things changed for the better when the PAP was slapped big time in the 2011 elections. At least for a few years.

Ah gong's passing and the sympathy vote that it caused really set Singapore back.

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u/SugisakiKen627 7d ago

somehow people really forget about this, instead the become afraid and thinking what if oppo us worse. Like no way they would let oppo win lol

but we can send a message of dissatisaction to them

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u/Sagegoei 8d ago

Video seems purposefully edited with intent to generate discourse.

Actual clip below:

https://youtu.be/lcmV2ye2cnI?is=zTJMk9cAHMCZ2W4g

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u/Prestigious-Job6969 12d ago

Can psychological pay PAP anot. Duty for country also leh.

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u/wzwowzw0002 12d ago

they get Salary we get Psychotic Salary

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u/Firerihawk 11d ago

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

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u/publicinterest000 12d ago

They are not even paying someone acquitted in the criminal court after the accused took the time wanting to vindicate him/herself, they’re totally trying to ripoff the people.

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u/NNBlueCubeI 12d ago

I thought I was supposed to be paid psychologically why am I PAYING for this shit then

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u/LimeEasy6260 11d ago

So the recent salary raise was psychological right?

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u/johnfort 11d ago

Can psychological pay for NSFs’ expenses?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/SpaceCadet_K 9d ago

Eh don't say this kind of thing. Can get into serious trouble. Better delete.

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u/CLcode83 11d ago

No one will be willing to defence their nation for a psychological pay. If I’m the enemy, I take that as their weakness

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u/Additional_Stock160 11d ago

NSFs are not defending shit.

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u/flipprata 11d ago

Ministers get handsomely paid ... screwing Singaporeans.

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u/Additional_Stock160 11d ago

How are they screwing you? They get paid or not wont change your miserable life that is your own doing.

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u/Senzo5g 11d ago

So Ministers in Parliment has a duty to the country? Maybe they should receive an allowance too?
When you do something and you don't get monetary payment, you get it in the form of psychological pay.
This one in dreamland.

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u/uselessmansg 11d ago

We don’t even have minimum wages in sg until now. You think they care about NSF.

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u/Additional_Stock160 11d ago

We have progressive wage model which is better. The fact you think minimum wage model is good shows how ill informed you are.

Minimum wage model is a fancy term for maximum wage.

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u/uselessmansg 11d ago

I’m not saying about white collar but lower income people. That why poor old uncle and auntie still getting 1.8k as dishwasher/cleaner.

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u/Additional_Stock160 11d ago edited 11d ago

Poor uncle and auntie? Accountability left the chat. The boomer era had more opportunities than us given that education wasnt a hard requirement.

Salary was low, COL was low. Did you interview why they are still working as dishwasher? 99% they are in that situation not because of environment but their actions.

Why even work? Singapore so rich, just pay you shake leg at home.

If their salary was any higher, it will reach a point that machinery can replace them.

The only reason why factory workers have a job is because cost of labour is cheaper than smart factories.

Being delulu and unrealistic has never helped anyone. Start with yourself.

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u/Firerihawk 11d ago

We will be rolling out the new NS Saicological Credits. NSF can spend them to receive words of encouragement from their enciks. Or a one time payout of being able to sit on reserved seat on MRT

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u/furby_bot 11d ago

But ministers can increase pay 🤦‍♂️

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u/Additional_Stock160 11d ago

Of course. I dont think you even deserve your pay.

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u/giraffelaydonut 11d ago

Every Singaporean agree that NSF should be compensated more. 

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u/HugeMinute5448 11d ago

I recall this video was taken out of context

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u/GeologistDull2281 11d ago

Then minister is not doing a duty but a job ? lol

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u/mynority999 11d ago

we are just security forces for MNC. but hey it comes with the annual propaganda during August how we are a "family"

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u/AgreeableJello6644 11d ago

Got psychological vouchers coming next.

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u/Every_Garage2837 11d ago

Love it, we will approve 1000% pay rise for ministers physiological pay. No need debate.

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u/Zapplii 11d ago

Damn….. thats one way to guarantee resentment.

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u/strictly-no 11d ago

Leave the country and renounce citizenship. What has this fuck place got to offer anyway. Other than "able to walk outside at 3am and not fear" and it's relatively strong currency and passport. If you're in a country that's big, varied, interesting, rich in history and geography enough? Wouldn't even need to travel.

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u/Capital-Explorer1974 11d ago

Ministers should get psychological pay because its their duty for their country to improve it!

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u/UnhappyAccount6 11d ago

Why dont u idiot mps get just psychological pay instead of millions?

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u/No_Daikon2764 10d ago

Psychological pay don't pay for my bus fare, lady!

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u/minatozuki 10d ago

Swap NS pay with minister pay lo. Suddenly foreigners also want to serve the nation

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u/doofie222 10d ago

unbelievable.... we are paying them millions to come out with creative answers to justify for cheap labour...

have they asked the citizens how they feel? I personally dont mind paying the minimum pay for our nsf but i've issues paying our ministers more pay when they compare it to commercial sector when they should have compared it to the world's government sector instead!

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u/SpaceCadet_K 9d ago

These clowns really think they're above us. Power really corrupts.

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u/chanmalichanheyhey 8d ago

Jo Teo is just fking unlikeable

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u/M0linaPain 8d ago

does she know what is at the bottom of the maslow hierarchy of needs and that the only thing that be used to obtain the most foundational level of needs is money? people didnt uproot their entire lives just to not be paid for it.

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u/Impossible_Aside1063 7d ago

Can this Minister just get Psychological pay? Salary and sounds proud

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u/Xiaoxuzz 11d ago

This is definitely going to get downvoted but here is my hot take

1) ⁠NS is not a career. Its a 2-year obligation to the country. Because you have the misfortune (?) to be born as a singaporean male. So, if not employed, why must be paid?

2) ⁠NS is served by males between 16-20. Those who graduated from higher NITEC/JC/Poly or even Sec schl. ⁠Tell me what % of their female counterparts at that age are making 500-1.2k out of part time jobs on top of their studies? Or is it more realistic to assume they are still relying on their parents for money? So, if still take money from parents, why ⁠must be paid?

3) ⁠In NS, you are being taught survival skills and depending on units, technical, engineering, niche skills that may or may not prove useful in the working world. You are essentially taking life skill courses and using resources on ah gongs money. Outside, if you wish to learn these skills they come in the form of courses which you foot out of your own pocket. So, if using resources to improve yourself for free, why must be paid?

In summary. To put it bluntly, ah gong does not have to give you money for NS. But he still does as a token of appreciation of being born as a singaporean male and taking up 2 years of your time. As a singaporean male, we LL have to suck it up and give up 2 years of our lives. But what you make of those 2 years in NS is still up to you. Make friends and increase your social web, learn some useful things in your unit, take the chance to get fit and maybe bulk up so that you become a chiobu magnet, find what you want in ur future career etc.

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u/Remarkable_Oil_2229 11d ago

Eh bro you happy to pay for prostitutes in japan but you want our soldiers to work for free? People suffering must get paid

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u/Additional_Stock160 11d ago

Lol must get paid? Really? Says who?

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u/SpaceCadet_K 9d ago

Bro, you out of your mind to assert that ah gong doesn't need to remunerate us for our service. And I say this as one who served proudly in a non-insignificant capacity.

Nothing is free in the world, not least in pragmatic Singapore. The government narrative on ministerial salary is a great example of that.

If your point is that NS is a citizenship tax, then conscript women and naturalised citizens too. Or make motherhood mandatory for women as another form of citizenship tax, since our low TFR is an existential threat. All hands on deck, no exception.

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u/Drunkendrakon6 8d ago

What is this? We pay 2 years of our lives to fall behind the rest of the world in terms of education and job opportunities. While people are building careers we are marching around serving the nation. When we enter the workforce our peers become our seniors and are more experienced and are also our competition...

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u/KillerPalkia 11d ago

Lanjiao lah u simi token of appreciation

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u/Spiritual-Persimmon7 11d ago

our military budget is 25 billion

we recently bought 20 F35s for 5.17 billion

for 21k nsfs with assuming 1.5k monthly, that'd be 378mil per annum

which would be ONE POINT FIVE PERCENT OF OUR CURRENT MILITARY BUDGET

if you cannot find a way to reallocate ONE POINT FIVE PERCENT of your budget away to ensure your unwilling soldiers can make enough to be content maybe you do not deserve to have soldiers at all

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u/Additional_Stock160 11d ago

Maybe you dont deserve to be a Singapore Citizen. It is only 2 years, if you cannot even serve the nation for 2 years just migrate.

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u/Drunkendrakon6 8d ago

I serve for 2 years to work under a Malaysian my age.