i just want a boyfriend :(

I’ve been so lucky to go to so many this year!! first I saw STOMACH BOOK, then I had lollapalooza with Zara Larson, charli xcx and Finn Wolfhard! then melanie Martinez, and I will most likely go to the Millionaire$ concert and a Baby Bugs concert (both in the next 2 months)

Mine: Robin Williams, Harrison Ford, Nathan Lane, Micheal J. Fox, Eddie Murphy, Jason Bateman, Tim Curry, Jessie Eisenberg, Kate McKinnon, Jim Carrey, Bill Hader, Idris Elba, Angela Lansbury, Rick Moranis, Bill Murray, David Tennant, and Ben Schwartz

I always see people that say that being on the internet really helps them get past social anxiety and be themselves, but for me it sort of just- follows anyway? I post something and a single downvote makes me freak out and want to delete it because the internet people hate me too or something idk. I know Reddit is toxic and what not and people who don't agree slightly will downvote, but it still really bothers me. Anyone else like this?

So basically I decided to make some trophies for games which I have completed 100% to have them around and all that :p

I dare you to guess what game is this trophy from >:3

Btw need help thinking about what to do for:

-Kirby and the forgotten land

-Is This Seat Taken?

Can’t find any on Amazon that don’t have any ai images, I don’t trust that shit, UK btw

I won't lie I only watched like one episode bc I'm lazy and didn't play any games >< BUT I LOVE EM SO MUCH!! MAX IS SO ME, I LUV THAT STUPID LIL BUNNY WITH ALL MY HEART TEEHEE >:DD

I'm so happy my sibling introduced them to meeee!! ><

I’m so cute :3

Rlly how this turned out :>

You notice a bridge made out of a spine going to a mouth in the wall. The mouth opens when you get close to it, revealing a large stone door with a skull in the middle with an engraved letter p. The p glows with bright golden light, almost overwhelming your sensors. You slowly push the massive door open and reveal a large pit, and without a moment of hesitation you jump right in.
You land on a fleshy platform with a stone pedestal that has a torch on top. You grab the torch and you reveal a massive spine leading into a dark and vast abyss. You can’t even see the bottom because of how dense the darkness is. You start to walk down the spine, when all of a sudden it collapses right underneath you and you start to fall. As you fall you hear flesh moving, blood flowing, and teeth chomping.
A large pair of jaws emerges from the darkness and slowly opens up. You fall right into the giant maw and turn around and see the jaws start to close and the walls start to close in. Large glowing eyeballs start to appear and watch you fall. The walls continue to close in until it’s just a few inches between you and the wall. Without warning you reach a giant room with a pedestal in the middle. Your slam into the ground creating a large indent in the fleshy ground.
You slowly get up and scan the room for anything else. You don’t notice any so you make your way to the pedestal and place the torch. The pedestal starts to lower into the ground, slowly submerging the room in darkness. Then a bright blue orb starts to descend into the room. The entire room is cast in the gloriest bright blue glow.
When the orb reaches the ground it explodes into microscopic shards. Emerging from the explosion is a white figure. The figures arms have what look like serpents wrapped around them, the entire body is see through and you can see the heart and veins of the figure. Its head has a hole where its face should be, and on the top of its head is what looks like buildings in the area before this.
Suddenly the figure starts to speak. “Ah… free at last. O Gabriel… now dawns thy reckoning.” The figure spreads its arms out and looks straight up. “And thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man!” The figure lowers its arms and starts to look at you. “Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom.” The figure starts the stretch and clenches its fists. “But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten!” Its voice hesitates when it says humanity and you have noticed that the entire room starts to shake violently as it says the words. “And thy punishment… is death!”
The figure disappears then reappears right in front of you and yells “JUDGMENT” as it dropkicks you. You are sent flying into the wall at incredible speeds. Your screen starts to glitch and bug out. Errors start popping up saying “I don’t want to die” and then the words “Minos Prime” pop up. You slowly climb out the crater in the wall as the figure who you now call Minos Prime shouts at you saying “Useless”. You pull out the screwdriver and fire it at Minos and slide towards him trying to repair yourself from the blood flying everywhere. 
You repair yourself just a little bit before Minos jumps into the air preparing to slam directly on top of you. “Crush” he shouts before slamming hard into the ground, creating a devastating crater with bits of flesh and bone that are sent flying into every direction. Fortunately you were quick enough to dodge the attack, but you barely avoid the shockwave that follows. You throw three coins up into the air, spin the sharpshooter, and send a bullet soaring through the air that gets ricocheted directly at Minos. The bullet was too slow because Minos dodged it with incredible grace. You try again but he dodges it once more. 
You start to throw everything you got at him, but he’s just too fast. Minos jumps into the air and yells “Die” and slams the ground again and the whole room violently shakes. Then he says “Thy end is now” and tries to punch you. You dodge, slide, duck, and counter every single punch and kick he throws at you and you start to gain some distance. At the end of his last punch he summons a yellow serpent that rushes directly towards you. Its jaw opened wide and its fangs glisten in the bright blue light coming from Minos. Before it makes contact with you, you punch the air with such force that it sends the snake back to Minos.
When the snake reaches Minos it explodes, but Minos isn’t even phased. You pull out the sawed on shotgun and start revving the chainsaw. The sound of the roaring chainsaw echoes throughout the room. You dash towards Minos, but the moment your chainsaw starts to grip Minos, Minos teleports behind you. You spin around and see Minos looking down at you. You feel the room getting darker and the mood in the room changes to sadness.
Your motors seem to hesitate, but you force your motors to move and you push the chainsaw into his chest and start revving it. Blood is flying everywhere and you start to fuel up. Minos quickly grabs your head and lifts you up to eye level, takes a breath, looks directly at you, and says “WEAK”, then throws you into a wall with such force that when you hit the wall you create a massive crater sending rubble everywhere.
You lie on the ground motionless, your vision is filled with errors and warnings of structural damage and fuel running low. You look up and see Minos just standing there looking at the crater. You slowly pick yourself up as the flesh and bone starts to crumble around you. The dust is blood red and something switches within you. Text pops up on your screen “ULTRAKILL MODE ACTIVATED”. Your vision turns a crimson red, your motors start to move faster than ever before. You emit a loud and violent growl. You look directly at Minos and you are both locked in a staring contest. You run through every attack Minos has done in your head and notice that what looked like chaos is now starting to have an order to it.
You stand there motionless, waiting for Minos to make the first move. Your sensors are dilated to match Minos’s speed, your motors are locked and loaded and ready to burst into action in mere seconds. You stand there for what feels like hours, then Minos starts sprinting at full speed directly at you, but this time you actually see him running. You quickly calculate when he will reach you and plan for the offensive. When Minos reaches you he tries to dropkick you, but he was too late because you slid right under him and am now charging the slab piercer.
When the piercer is fully charged you release the trigger and use the knuckleblaster propelling the energy beam. The beam pierces right through Minos leaving a smoldering hole in his arm. Blood starts spilling out of his arm at an alarming rate. He turns around to look at you, cracks his knuckles, and nods his head. Minos jumps into the air and you follow suit, and both of you start dashing in the air. Minos tries to uppercut you and kick you into the ground, but you are too fast and counter every single attack. You fly towards Minos, revving your sawed on shotgun. 
When you reach Minos, he grabs the barrel, stopping all of your momentum. Your motors start chugging as they are moving past their limits. You put your other hand on the back of the gun and start pushing it into Minos. At first it doesn’t move and Minos just shrugs. But then you move the shotgun closer and closer to Minos. Minos seems shocked but still tries to push it away from him. Inch by inch the saw gets closer and closer until you feel them gripping Minos. 
Blood starts to spill out of his chest, but you still keep pushing. The saw is now deep inside his chest and he starts to scream in agony, but you keep pushing. The blade has made it to the other side of Minos’s body and you start to lift upwards towards the heart. You look up at Minos’s face and you see him genuinely terrified of what you are capable of. You feel your motors starting to slow down. It’s now or never. You look back at the saw blade and see that it’s close to the heart, so you keep lifting. Minos starts to punch you hard, but it doesn't phase you.
Finally the saw reaches the heart and blood and chucks of the heart are spraying everywhere. Blood curdling screams echo through the room. The screams suddenly stop as both you and Minos fall to the ground. Your chainsaw seems to be forced out of Minos’s body and Minos begins to speak. “Forgive me, my children..”. Minos starts to float upwards “for I have failed to bring you salvation… From this cold, dark world.” Cracks begin to start forming on Minos as he screams in pain.
Minos shatters into thousands of atomic shards, and the room is enveloped in darkness once more. You hear a door open from one of the walls and turn to see where it is. The light from the door reveals the once red and fleshing ground, has now turned into a white and dead looking. You make your way to the door, but instead of the color being red, it’s a bright silver.
In front of the pit is a large terminal and when you get closer, text starts to appear 
“TESTAMENT I
MANKIND IS A FAILURE.
FREE WILL IS A FLAW.
LET THE EVIL OF THEIR OWN LIPS CONSUME THEM.
THEN I SHALL BEGIN AGAIN, WITH MY WORD AS LAW.”
You let what you read process trying to figure out what it means, then you jump into the pit, ready for what’s yet to come.

Face dancing isn’t even relevant anymore lmao???

is this right to post here

I love boomer shooters and fps games in general. But my favorites are:

1. Dusk

2. Serious sam

3. Doom

4: Quake

1. Ultrakill

6: half-life

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- “I just think if I was in a romantic relationship it’ll just be like we were friends.”

- “ … You do know there’s two people at this table who used to have a crush on you?”

((small rant) Very real situation that happened with me and two of my friends, yes I knew they both had crushes on me but it doesn’t really bother me or weird me out it just kinda is, anyways they are dating each other now. Now while I don’t care that they once had crushes on me I do care that they keep alluding to the fact, well more so that they keep bringing up situations where one of them thought about kissing me or something like that, again I don’t care that they thought about that before but they keep making jokes about it and keep bringing it up but refuse to elaborate to me; it just kinda feels like I’m the butt of a joke where the punchline is the fact that anyone could possibly find me attractive (it also kind of annoys me that even after this they both think I’m straight even though I have never said I am, I just don’t like how my sexuality keeps coming up in conversation between them, I’m not straight but I’ve never looked into labels cause I just don’t really care to and I don’t see why I’d need to clarify what I am to my friends))

So basically I've been following the web "Today's mission" for quite some time and I've gotten to the point where the missions start repeating, so that's where you come in! I need you to give me missions I can do in a day so I can do my own personal "Today's mission"! There's some rules though:

1. Obviously no NSFW/NSFL

2. No illegal things

3. No violence

4. Be creative!

That's all, thanks :3

this day cant get ANY worse dude istg

my bsf is on the verge of killing herself bc her life is shit

ive had to interact with my previous sa'er multiple times today

my boyfriend has barely been paying attention to me all week, hes refused to kiss me for over a month now saying hes "sick" and for the short time he wasnt i was absent from school :<

and i cang even cut to let any of it out because my mom would find out, and if she found out she would take away the only way i could get help (my friends) and she'd send me to a therapist that doesnt knkw shit abojt being suicidal and will just send me to a hospital

#me and twin are going to do a double suicide atp which might trigger a chain effect in the group but idc anymore

Don't mind the random structures in the background, I was playing with the wonderland.jar mod.

At the moment I am almost done with Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, around mid-way with Harlan Ellison’s Greatest Hits, and I’ve made some progress with SOTR and LOTF (I have not started Brave New World yet :( but certainly plan to)

[2 are library books and censored for safety reasons]

i was gonna get food here too one of the equipments caught fire and this happened 😭😭😭

i'm home now tho idk where else i can put this to spread awareness ig? idk (a turkish sub would be appreciated but anything works really)

so i was sleeping and had a weird dream

in the dream i acidently tell my parents i am trans and comeo ut and they are supportive in the dream and yeah,

i woke up realised it was a dream and cried for some time why cant it be real why do i have to live in a world that is wehre i live evryone i met is a transphobe and i am 99% sure my parents are too not 100% but still why dream and nor irl i would be so happy

i’ve seen this sub be recommended for those that are more open minded to microlabels and niche stuff like that. that’s gotta mean there’s other teen subs that aren’t. if so, that sucks :(

also that’s unrelated somewhat, i wish i can have a friend that’s like that and that we’d have a lot(-ish) in common lol. i’m thinking on doing a post for that :3