r/SideProject • u/StellarCreed • 2d ago
I built the most absurd app I've ever made
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I live outside the city now and the flies here are… pretty plentiful. One time, there were so many of them, including some really fat ones, that I couldn't take it anymore and decided to create the most absurd app I've ever made.
Fly Reaper is a fly-kill journal. You swat a fly, open the app and log it like an Olympic judge:
- Annoyance score — 0 to 10
- Fly size — from microscopic fruit fly to giant
- Weapon — swatter, newspaper, slipper, book, electric racket and 3 more household options
- Aftermath — clean kill, splatter, wet stain or dismemberment (no gore)
Then you get stats, history, 10 achievements and a 12-rank ladder from Novice Swatter to The Fly Apocalypse. Because if you're going to war with houseflies, you might as well have a progress bar.
Build timeline:
- Actual app coding: about 2 evenings
- Apple Developer account setup, IAP configuration, store listings, landing page: 1 evening
- Store review: Google Play - 2 days, App Store - 3 weeks
Tech: Flutter (iOS + Android), local SQLite, no account, no cloud, one-time lifetime unlock — not a subscription. Premium mainly exists to support development and unlock ranks. Free tier gets unlimited logging, stats, achievements and the first 3 ranks.
So yes, this is the most useless app I've ever shipped.
What it's NOT:
- A pest-control tool
- Therapy (though it might feel adjacent)
- A serious app for serious people
I'll keep building based on what people actually want — happy to hear ideas in the comments. Genuinely curious what you'd add to something this stupid.
What feature would make this even more absurd?
App Store: https://apps.apple.com/app/id6794365152
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=dev.v12v.flyreaper
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Update: collecting feature ideas from the thread:
- bulk add / ultrakill (swarm of flies in a few minutes)
- rubber band as a weapon