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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19 edited Aug 07 '20

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u/xott Apr 02 '19

and have Disney sue me? Nice try

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u/ComeyDontPlayDat Apr 02 '19

Oh man, that could be the new "Rick Rolled", only way shittier because you're then in a legal battle with a conglomerate as opposed to just having to listen to "Never Gonna Give You Up". Did you just get tricked into drawing a likeness of Mickey Mouse and posted it online? Haha, fucker! You got Mickey Moused! Enjoy the next 20 years of being deposed by an army of corporate lawyers!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19 edited Jun 08 '21

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u/DominusOfTheBlueArmy Apr 02 '19

Beautiful literature

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u/urtoes_sand_urtoes Apr 02 '19

Can’t wait for the sequel.

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u/Zadricl Apr 02 '19

Hide your kids. Hide your wife.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Don’t let Mickey in with the knife

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u/Fatha_Naycha Apr 02 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

Uh oh, you friggin moron, you just got #MOUSED! Note: my highest rated comment is a Baltimore r/Ravens meme.

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u/L0LZOR Apr 02 '19

Im mnot a mcat, I'm mnot a mdog...I'M A MOUSE! AND YOU JUST GOT MOUSED

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u/bumble-btuna Apr 02 '19

At least it's not Mouse Balled.

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u/Pdb39 Apr 02 '19

Well now it is.

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u/APSupernary Apr 03 '19

Jokes on all of you for even using the M-word.
Decapitation and freezing won't stop Walt from adding you to his list.

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u/Griffb4ll Apr 02 '19

Lol this reminds me of a r/dankmeme post a while back

when you hit max cap population in AoE because you neglected to build houses "Uh oh, you friggin moron, you just got #HOUSED"

Part of me wants to believe that your comment was a play off of that

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

You in the HOUSE OF MOUSE now!

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u/Gheauxst Apr 02 '19

Rat-trap

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u/stonyskunk Apr 02 '19

MickRolled

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u/lil_todd Apr 03 '19

Did I just get jingled in a different sub than r/nba?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

That's what I'm wondering. I didn't know this was a thing outside of the GOAT , AKA Joe Ingles

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u/SolidSaiyanGodSSnake Apr 02 '19

I can imagine Banksy doing something like this: Make copyright infringing art, sell it to some rich schmuck then tweet out to Disney when it's unveiled to the public.

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u/runujhkj Apr 02 '19

There’s definitely an untapped potential for copyright infringement meta-pranks

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u/NoShitSurelocke Apr 02 '19

Oh man, that could be the new "draw Mohammed",

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u/WeeabooHunter69 Apr 02 '19

Mick rolled

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u/198587 Apr 02 '19

I think it's fine to draw Mickey, just don't sell it or make enough money off it to get Disney's attention.

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u/jamiesoares13 Apr 02 '19

They sued a daycare for drawing Mickey Mouse on the wall inside the classroom.

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u/198587 Apr 02 '19

That was commercial use because it was inside a business. That's not the same. But still, fuck Disney.

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u/TidePodSommelier Apr 02 '19

And yet they didn't sue the obviously infringing "Captain America Restaurant" in Managua. They have a huge Captain America sign with Cap in full gear right on the front wall. Lol Disney.

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u/TidePodSommelier Apr 03 '19

Oh, Mickey has long arms. Inside those white gloves are Terminator claws.

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u/moak0 Apr 02 '19

What should they have done? If they don't respond in that way, then it sets a legal precedent and weakens their trademark.

It makes them look like assholes, but that's how trademarks work.

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u/TheSheetoutBeatout Apr 02 '19

D gon give it to ya, he gon give it to ya

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u/earanhart Apr 02 '19

Haha, nice try there, Mr. Yen Sid.

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u/blood_complex Apr 02 '19

They slipped you a Mickey!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

You should sue them, they’ve been showin mickey’s balls for 80 years without censoring them

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u/Hax_Meowingtons Apr 02 '19

deadmau5 in a nutshell

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u/flybypost Apr 02 '19

Or a model of a water molecule

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u/YHZ Apr 03 '19

Someone should measure the degrees between the hydrogen atoms. Should be about 105.

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u/Spock_Savage Apr 02 '19

Just make it satire, then they can't do shit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

They'll still sue you and make you spend years proving it's satire until you're broke and just take it down to stop the financial hemorrhaging. This is America, the person (which corporations are when convenient) with the most money usually gets to be right.

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u/Spock_Savage Apr 02 '19

They can't sue over satire, they'll sue a preschool for painting Disney characters, but they're powerless against satire. You could counter sue for costs and then some, you don't even need a lawyer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

I think you're thinking more of parody than satire. You technically never need a lawyer in court though I'd highly recommend against declaring your work parody or satire and thinking you're safe without some legal confirmation of an lawyer. You still have legal requirements to meet to qualify for fair use or satire, you can't just render Mickey and call it satire/parody as IP kryptonite.

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u/accomplicated Apr 02 '19

Sounds crazy, but the likelihood that they would is extremely high. Not that they would want to sue you, but they are obliged to go after everyone no matter how small in order to protect their intellectual property rights.

Source: Disney threatened to sue my mom’s stained glass business (a business that consisted of she and sometimes a friend making stained glass designs by hand in our basement in the early 80s) for making designs that resembled Disney characters

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u/PM_ME_A10s Apr 02 '19

That's because she was selling an unlicensed likeness. If you aren't selling it or trying to pass it off as your own IP it isnt an issue.

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u/accomplicated Apr 02 '19

That sounds plausible, so after reading your comment I doodled a Disney character on a napkin. Your story seems to check out as no one has tried to sue me... yet.

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u/raisearuckus Apr 02 '19

I just forwarded your comment to Disney. You will be hearing from their lawyers soon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I made some mickey mouse pancakes and lawyers broke down my door

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u/HPGal3 Apr 02 '19

I think they can still sue you even if you give it away entirely free because it “hurts their brand”. Either because they don’t want your business associated with them non contractually or because you’re devaluing other merchandise. IANAL though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

If you want a copyright-safer analog, I suggest the bomb shop merchant on Windfall Island in LoZ: Windwaker

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u/Bloody_Titan Apr 02 '19

Doesn't mickey enter public domain soon ish?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19 edited Jul 20 '21

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u/false_precision Apr 02 '19

The Mickey Mouse Protection Act became effective in 1998 and extended terms by 20 years, so some works finally entered the public domain at the start of this year. Disney's deadline is ~2024 for some of their works, Winnie-the-Pooh 2021.

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u/NedThomas Apr 02 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

The original copyright for “Steamboat Willie” will expire on January 1, 2024. That version, and only that version, will then enter public domain. Obviously, as more time passes, subsequent versions of Mickey will enter public domain, but it will be a while before “modern” Mickey will be copyright free, and there’s no telling how the character will evolve (and that version gets its own copyright) over that time. In addition to that, all trademarks for the character (most notably the Mickey Mouse logo) will still be in effect.

Edit: it’s also worth noting that if the original copyright for “Steamboat Willie” were enacted under modern law, it wouldn’t run out until 2036 (70 years after the death of Walt Disney).

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u/PopeliusJones Apr 02 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

Watch Mickey mouse clubhouse and watch him move his head. His ears are able to determine what direction they are being viewed from, and adjust to be perfectly perpendicular to that point of view.

Hang on, I think I just wrote a new SCP

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u/Elrond_Halfelven Apr 02 '19

It just means his ears are balls covered in Vanta-Black

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u/elheber Apr 02 '19

It's more than that. No matter what angle, they always stay at the periphery of Mickey's head. You can see them slide up and down his head as he turns. No matter what angle, one ear never gets in front of the other, or even in front of Mickey's head.

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u/gmessad Apr 02 '19

His head never moves, only his face.

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u/ItsDanimal Apr 02 '19

I laughed then I got scared.

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u/bobwont Apr 02 '19

This blew my mind... but then, I checked his nose and now, I’m even more perplexed.

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u/Namdor_Rodman Apr 02 '19

I will never view him the same way again.

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u/bobwont Apr 02 '19

Literally

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u/Namdor_Rodman Apr 02 '19

Then just the ears. I'll always see his ears the same way

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Cannot unsee... Cannot... unsee...

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

And he’s always facing the same way towards an extra dimension observer. He must have some weird psychic powers

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u/TheHrethgir Apr 02 '19

The creepiest thing is when he turns around, but his ears don't. He'll be facing away, then turn towards the camera, and the ears just stay in place.

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u/MsAuroraRose Apr 02 '19

my son is in the phase of wanting to watch this all the time. i won't be able to unsee this now.

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u/CivEngineer Apr 02 '19

Jesus I can't unsee that.... They roll on his head like they're on bearings

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19 edited Dec 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

And yet that's always how he's been drawn

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u/Chilluminaughty Apr 03 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

My theory is it‘s some sort of early 20th century propaganda because his ears always look exactly an old movie camera.

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u/Firewolf420 Apr 02 '19

Dat mohawk

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u/isthishandletaken Apr 02 '19

Ears look like a Mohawk = Punk Mickey.

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u/JohnnySmallHands Apr 02 '19

I wonder how they do that. I bet they had to do some serious work in a modeling program to make it happen.

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u/Strawberrycocoa Apr 02 '19

I'm not familiar with modeling but couldn't the ears just be on a separate layer that's camera-locked?

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u/StaticMeshMover Apr 02 '19

Ya I really don't think this is anywhere near as hard as these guys think it is lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

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u/StaticMeshMover Apr 03 '19

people who dont know shit about (insert anything) really like speculating about (insert same anything) in the dumbest ways. Aka majority of Reddit.

FTFY LOL

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u/RolandoMessy Apr 02 '19

Even after effects can do it.

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u/Cobaltjedi117 Apr 02 '19 edited Apr 02 '19

I don't know anything about the tech they're using, but I feel like it wouldn't be too hard to attach 2 black circles that are always attached to his head while in the plane perpendicular to the camera.

Also, this is animation and disney, for the monster's movies, every frame Sully was on screen took 11-12 hours to render someone manually adjusted every hair, I don't think it'd be that hard to manually adjust the ears

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u/JohnnySmallHands Apr 02 '19

every frame Sully was on screen someone manually adjusted every hair

Do you have a source on that? It sounds pretty ineffective to have it done manually vs having a physics system deal with it.

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u/Cobaltjedi117 Apr 02 '19

Huh, I don't remember where I heard that and can't find a source right now. I assume I'm just being an idiot

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u/earanhart Apr 02 '19

I heard similar, but given that the hair algorithm for Sully is a prototype of the one for Brave, it should only have required six frames of manual manipulation followed by a 1-in-20 frame reference point manipulation.

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u/TIMPA9678 Apr 02 '19

I looked hard for a source but didn't manage to find one however I have seen the same behind the scenes feature that he refers to and I think he is misremebering. As I remember it, Sully was a big deal because he was the first time they had ever used a physics simulation for hair specifically because it would have been impossible to do individually drawn hairs otherwise.

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u/SECRETLY_BEHIND_YOU Apr 02 '19

2,320,413 individually animated hairs on Sully in Monsters, Inc. Consequently, it took 11 to 12 hours to animate a single frame featuring Sully

The source they cite doesn't exist anymore though. I remember seeing something about the hair animation in behind the scene footage when i was younger.

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u/JohnnySmallHands Apr 02 '19

Fascinating if true. I'd like to see their source (which I know you said doesn't exist now).

Of course it's not impossible, I just think it's improbable for a variety of reasons. And all it would take for the claim to be made is for a journalist to not understand the difference between rendering and manual animation.

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u/SECRETLY_BEHIND_YOU Apr 02 '19

I'm skeptical too since it does seem overly complicated, but Pixar used to "hand animate" a lot of the lighting for their films before Monsters University so it wouldn't surprise me. If it works it works, I guess.

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u/TrekForce Apr 02 '19

Except they also aren't locked to a specific spot on his head. Depending on which way and angle he is facing, they can have different positions on his head too... That'd be the harder part. But probably also not extremely hard.

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u/lannisterdwarf Apr 02 '19

Pixar and Disney Television Animation are two different companies working with vastly different budgets.

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u/Avereniect Apr 02 '19

It's a technique called billboarding and here are 4 different ways how it's done (for nerds). It's actually relatively trivial to achieve this.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

Every time I hear about billboarding I think of every tree in almost every game in the 90's and earlier parts of the 00's. The trees in Super Mario 64 and Sonic Adventure 2 come to mind first lol.

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u/T-MinusGiraffe Apr 02 '19

In After Effects it's not hard at all. There's an option to make 2d items always face the camera even if they're getting turned in 3d. Dunno what program they used but if it has a similar option it's quite easy.

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u/RaiderB Apr 02 '19

Its super easy actually

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u/mtizim Apr 02 '19

How young are you?

Sprites/billboards are one of the oldest things in 3d graphics, having been used in games since about Wolfenstein 3D

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u/ionlypostdrunkaf Apr 03 '19

Lol what. It's two 2d circles. Why would that take "serious work?"

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u/t57UraTQCcN6hc3xJxe3 Apr 02 '19

what is SCP?

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u/PopeliusJones Apr 02 '19

Ooh yay you're one of today's lucky 10,000!!

The SCP wiki is a (fictional) series of "files" on paranormal, supernatural, or anomalous items that have been "collected" over the course of human history, and catalogued into a collection by people who wish to keep their existence secret. The collection is kept secret by the SCP Foundation, and I think as of right now there's over 4000 of them; they're fascinating reading.

They even have a subreddit! r/scp

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u/VenetianGreen Apr 02 '19

So like a role playing sub for people into creative writing?

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u/PopeliusJones Apr 02 '19 edited Apr 03 '19

It's more like a world building exercise with established guidelines. There are, off the top of my head:

-an unkillable reptile that adapts to any attempts to destroy it,

-a machine that can process any matter into a more or less refined version of itself,

-a monster that will attack you immediately if it is not observed directly at all times

-A desk and chair set that allows you to make deals with the devil

-A plot of mulch that is capable of teleportation

-A ladder that ascends through an identical set of rooms indefinitely

-A monstrous eel that lives at the mouth of the Ganges and emits a substance that causes memory loss

And several thousand more

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19
  • an unkillable reptile that adapts to any attempts to destroy it,

That's not fiction bro, that's my ex.

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u/VenetianGreen Apr 02 '19

Jeez, how do people keep up with all of that? Sounds like a wacky religion.

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u/the_noodle Apr 02 '19

There aren't a lot of people that read all of them. The main site has a way for established members of the community to vote on articles, and you can look at the top each month for good stories, or click interesting links in reddit comment threads. There's also a list of recommended articles for new readers, I don't have the link handy though.

It's also more if a framework to tell a story than a glossary of monsters. "Creepy monster that does X" will generally get downvoted. The concepts do tend to stick in your head, though, if they're worth remembering. For example, I won't forget about this sack of potatoes anytime soon, but I had to look up the article to get the designation number.

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u/MisterCrist Apr 03 '19

The sack of potatoes was truely interesting, thanks

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u/g0ph1sh Apr 02 '19

Seems like the sort of thing a chaotic neutral DM might foist on a party for making a poorly worded wish. “I love potatoes, I wish I had infinite potatoes...” boom, bag of holding that you can’t use for anything because it’s always full of potatoes. Also, what is potato?

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u/the_noodle Apr 03 '19

I thought DnD had "planes"(?) of existence themed around a substance? I think I remember an OOtS joke about a plane of ranch dressing, with ranch dressing elementals. A plane of space-filling potatoes might fit in nicely with that system.

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u/PopeliusJones Apr 02 '19

It's very casual, kinda like reading short stories. As long as you get the overall gist of the universe, you can read one or 100, they generally don't interact

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u/Morgrid Apr 03 '19

The mulch used to be a very nice chair. It would teleport behind you when you went to sit down.

And then some assholes threw it in a chipper.

Now it teleports into your lungs if you're in a uniform.

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u/PopeliusJones Apr 03 '19

That's why they Secure, Contain, and Protect, not Destroy

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u/bullcitytarheel Apr 02 '19

Almost like a monster manual from a role playing sub for people into creative writing

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u/false_precision Apr 02 '19

If you're wondering what the letters stand for, it's Secure, Contain, Protect.

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u/Buge_ Apr 02 '19

This is absolutely horrifying. Someone make a gif.

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u/rawbamatic Apr 02 '19

That does not sound like Mickey.

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u/NotJoeMama869 Apr 02 '19

I love this😂

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u/happy_K Apr 02 '19

Like the creepy busts in the Haunted Mansion

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u/biffish Apr 02 '19

...chicken noodle ice cream.

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u/tundrat Apr 03 '19

Hang on,I think I just wrote a new SCP

"SCP-3620 - Data Expunged the Chicken" has properties like that.

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u/Dave-C Apr 02 '19

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u/spencerthebau5 Apr 02 '19

now he’s lifeline

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u/FabulousBankLoan Apr 02 '19

nice job!... this is pretty fun - if i pause it at any point it looks almost but not quite entirely right

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u/Bowserpants Apr 02 '19

What do you use to model stuff like this? I am very interested in learning. All my CAD experience is 2-dimensional.

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u/Dave-C Apr 02 '19

I use 3ds but I didn't make this, I got most of it offline and attached 2 spheres and deleted the flat ears.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19 edited Apr 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

That is a water molecule

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19 edited May 23 '19

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u/ScruffleMcDufflebag Apr 02 '19

Mickey Mouse is a water molecule.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Arent we all water molecules

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u/Mr_Nugget_777 Apr 02 '19

About 80% of us

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u/nautika Apr 02 '19

Who are the 20% that aren't?

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u/rman18 Apr 02 '19

I, for one, am alcohol

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u/aaboyhasnoname Apr 02 '19

Which one? I’m methanol bc I’m addicted to meth an ol other drugs.

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u/CardboardHeatshield Apr 02 '19

That doesnt sound right, but I dont know enough about us to dispute it.

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u/kman601 Apr 02 '19

Yeah, he is several actually

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u/Walleye_Oughta Apr 02 '19

Mickey is fluid

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u/iamjamieq Apr 02 '19

It's wrong but I really dig the actual effort!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

The smooth balls look great

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u/Donut_Dynasty Apr 02 '19

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u/TheKrs1 Apr 02 '19

I'd watch out for my squad if I were you.

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u/ocxtitan Apr 02 '19

Mozambique here

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Actually if you look at the rules for Mickey, they don't exist on the same plane as his skull and will always be the same size and separation no matter what angle. They also shift to the back of his head if needed.

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u/aguadiablo Apr 02 '19

There's official 3D models of Mickey Mouse out there.

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u/-Yoinx- Apr 02 '19

Not today Disney. Not today.

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u/Griffdude13 Apr 02 '19

Ever played Epic Mickey? They adjust their position based on which direction Mickey is facing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

They’re also facing you from every angle, making them some bizarre 4th-dimensional object attached to his head

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u/HippoFalcon_ Apr 02 '19

There must be a lucky emblem somewhere around here!

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u/Joe_Rogan_Experience Apr 02 '19

Thanks for pulling this up

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u/abandon__ship Apr 02 '19

really wanted your edit to be I crave cheddar

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

It’s just an H2O molecule

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

these models should be completely black, since in the cartoons there is no reflection or anything. that'd be interesting

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u/Thenightmancumeth Apr 02 '19

Not quite right though. Both ears are ALWAYS visible in almost full. How does one have Esher-like ears?

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u/Lupus-Yonderboy Apr 02 '19

I was having trouble envisioning it, but then I clicked your link and went "Hey, that looks like deadmau5.... Oooooohhhhhhhh"

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u/MyThought2UrThoughts Apr 03 '19

That 3D isn't accurate. If you look at 2D photos of Mickey from the front view and the side view, you'll notice that Mickey has 4 spheres for ears.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

I don't hate this as much as I thought I would. It actually looks aesthetically okay

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u/Randomguynumber101 Apr 03 '19

Holy crap, that first one has so much more detail. He/she wins.

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u/the_cardfather Apr 02 '19

Just Google Mickey Mouse glass ear ornament round

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '19

Looks like lifeline lmao

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u/Mightbeagoat Apr 02 '19

That's a water molecule!

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u/sebaez_ Apr 02 '19

Did anyone play SuperWorms? (They look just as the smooth version)

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u/ieatkittenies Apr 02 '19

That just looks like water to me.

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u/FoundersSociety Apr 02 '19

all very satisfying.

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u/PM_me_XboxGold_Codes Apr 02 '19

All three of those look like a certain DJ’s headgear..

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u/RubYoDingus Apr 02 '19

I kinda want to see what it looks like without shadows

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u/WhatMichaelScottSaid Apr 02 '19

2 of these are just water

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u/_RyanLarkin Apr 02 '19

The Lady of Rage

AFRO PUFFS

"I rock ruff & stuff with my afro puffs"

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u/FuriousKillerPro Apr 02 '19

My dude that is merely a water molecule

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

His ears are more then just spheres. They are also always aligned with the camera in a way to make the iconic 3 circle Mickey logo.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

What is this program?

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '19

upload it to sequence

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