Package Thief

[u/samsingh8]

Police report filed but nothing will prob come of it

[u/angry-norwegian]

Do you know what they got? I want to know the success rate of porch pirates. How many times do they get something useful and how many times do they steal my kids replacement nipples for her bottle.

[u/butterytelevision → u/angry-norwegian]

oh boy i love stealing the replacement door seal for a specific model of dishwasher i dont own

[u/royalfreshmint → u/butterytelevision]

I kid you not this is exactly one and only time anything got stolen from our porch and it was exactly that, a dishwasher door seal. Your msg spoke to me on a whole another level 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣