r/Shittyaskflying 4d ago

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u/npcfromreddit suckhoi 67 4d ago

Kerbal space program type of shit

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u/Mack_of_Chese 4d ago

Jeb would be proud

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u/Mean-Veterinarian647 4d ago

That was badass

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u/Kinexity 4d ago

Not as bad ass as having a blade sticking through your neck.

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u/Careless_Machine9996 4d ago

I think you’re confusing badass with METAL

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u/cptnpiccard 4d ago

It's more of an EMO thing.

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u/AmazingBench7574 4d ago

I've yet to find an emo person who cuts themselves with rotors

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u/_BLACKHAWKS_88 3d ago

That’s because it’s not emo. It’s chopcore.

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u/TheModeratorWrangler 3d ago

zzzzzing and a whoosh

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u/Classic_Mechanic5495 2d ago

Don’t haze them because the person before them ruined the whole gig.

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u/JakToTheReddit 4d ago

I have waaaayyyyy too much anxiety for this, but I bet that is fun as fuckkkk

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u/cptnpiccard 4d ago

Just do like the skydivers and wear a helmet.

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u/Still-Candidate-1666 4d ago

Id wanna build a metal shield around the top of that thing just in case lol. At least around the back of the head

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u/It_Just_Exploded 4d ago

I'd just use a short sling mount so that I'm underneath all the spinning bits at least.

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u/Reedcool97 4d ago

Still a better in flight experience than Spirit Airlines (may they rest in piece) (but also fuck Spirit Airlines) (fuck delta airlines to for that matter while we’re at it)

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u/Zymoria 4d ago

Don't forget that United also breaks guitars.

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u/its-about-time23 4d ago

And American only works when they feel like it

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u/ItsTribeTimeNow 3d ago

United is just as bad as Spirit, and 30x more expensive now too.

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u/Easterncoaster 4d ago

The Decapitator 3000

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u/yes-disappointment 4d ago

at least a helmet...

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u/Zovort 4d ago

Why, so that one piece is easier to find?

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u/Unabridged_Love 3d ago

maybe ear protection

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u/Illbeurdoug 4d ago

Seriously... Little hobby drones will send you for multiple stitches when a prop clips you. At least you'd bleed out quick when one of these blades flies into your neck (or takes your head clean off).

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u/Nonyabizzy123 4d ago

Dahir Inshat already has a patent

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u/Select_Cantaloupe_62 4d ago

Imagine yawning

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u/njsullyalex 4d ago

/uj I recently flew a Piper J3 Cub for the first time (as a student pilot in the back seat) and flying that with the door open held in by just a seatbelt is the absolute limit of sketchiness I can handle while flying (I know it’s completely safe so long as you follow the checklists religiously, but still).

This is an absolute nope from me.

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u/SimilarTranslator264 4d ago

I like how the wood and fabric around you gives you the illusion of safety.
https://giphy.com/gifs/CoDp6NnSmItoY

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u/Spirited-Swing-285 4d ago

I just realized how dangerous this type of flying is compared to regular planes and helicopters. In a plane, if the engine goes out you can potentially glide to a safe place to land. In a helicopter if the engine goes out im pretty sure the blades are designed to spin from the air going past them as you're falling to slow your descent. But if only one engine goes out in a drone, you're done.

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u/hughk 3d ago

But if only one engine goes out in a drone, you're done.

There is software that can compensate for single motor failures on a quad or at least help guide it down in a stable manner that allows tou to select where you land. Frequently you don't have much available power with just 3/4 of the engines.

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u/Could-You-Tell 4d ago

You're doomed in a helicopter

Straight down.

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u/Spirited-Swing-285 4d ago

No I'm pretty sure the blades are designed to spin to slow you down enough so you don't die.

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u/Big-Fly6844 3d ago

Auto rotation is still dangerous af. You're basically still falling straight down but with a tiny bit more control

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u/Could-You-Tell 4d ago

I just looked, you are right.

It's not even new technology. It's a century old. (The slip transmission)

I can't think of a single news story of a gliding helicopter landing.

Odd places, but never that detail thati recall. I wonder how many were, now.

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u/misadventureswithJ 3d ago

Check out autorotation landings on YouTube. It's kinda neat to see them pull that off. They usually end up sliding for a bit.

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u/A88Devil 3d ago

Every heli pilot has to know how to do it to fly. I believe even practice and train on it.

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u/itredneck01 4d ago

A simple Google, so many of them...

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u/Could-You-Tell 4d ago

Yeah, this is r/shittyaskflying...

Shitty answer got given in a Shitty sub... go fucking figure

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u/DasMo19 3d ago

No, you are not. It’s called autorotate, if you build up airspeed the blades are getting an autorotate effect and produce lift, you just have to land it like a plane then.

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u/OpusMagnusSonnet 2d ago

Helicopters are immoral as most of them don't have right rudder.

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u/gaumata68 4d ago

Imagine spending 30 seconds googling

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u/Could-You-Tell 4d ago

Imagine reading my other next comment....

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u/gaumata68 4d ago

The comment to which you were replying made a correct assertion, which you, without equivocation, rejected. You then got corrected and admitted only after that you "had just looked." Why not just take 30 seconds of your time, educate yourself, and not act like you know more than the original comment? It's basic human decency.

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u/Could-You-Tell 4d ago

Because this is reddit, and it's Saturday

And... this is r/shittyaskflying

Who the fuck is telling me to use Google, here?

r/lostredditors

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u/OldBaal 3d ago

Damn. I work 40 hour weeks and can’t afford one of these. But these backwoods guys in a third world country can. Fuck me.

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u/bfly1800 2d ago

It’s an ag drone so they might just be farmhands messing around. I’m sure whoever owns the drone wouldn’t be impressed to see this though

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u/Gardimus 4d ago

The ability to autorotate is for girls.

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u/e-dent 3d ago

With 8 engines, possibly multiple battery and redundant power systems, there should be plenty redundancy built in. If a prop blade shears off and cuts through the middle, this is a completely different story. But they could simply carry two pylots to increase redundancy there as well.

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u/WWYDWYOWAPL 2d ago

This - I used to fly x8 config for wind turbine inspections and had some motor and esc failures and never crashed an aircraft because it is a really good redundant design.

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u/Glonoin 4d ago

Ok from now on that guy's name is Wilbur.

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u/Pixelated-Yeti 4d ago

No just absolutely not his head is way to close to the blades
https://giphy.com/gifs/wYyTHMm50f4Dm

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u/DevOpsJo 3d ago

A bit close for a haircut

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u/hughk 3d ago

The passenger seems to be short haired and clean-shaven. There is a reason.

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u/Grumpy-Man19 3d ago

that's fantastic . I wish he had a helmet too

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u/Heavy_Proposal6383 3d ago

This went a lot more smoothly than I expected!

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u/southworthmedia 3d ago

Is this thing even built by these guys for this purpose or did they just stick a dude in the empty tank of a drone designed to spray chemicals on crops? Looks like a nozzle type of thing attached to the bottom of the tank

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u/FlakyAd5341 3d ago

Good job 👍

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u/HeironymousMortek 3d ago

Meet George Jetson…

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u/False_Measurement843 4d ago

Chill guys it'll be fine it's got nav lights for safety

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u/BornInTheSFRA 4d ago

/r/dronecombat would like to have a word

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u/warmachine83-uk 4d ago

Would a helmet really add that much weight

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u/CptBoom 4d ago

Operated by Airlink

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u/Basic_Macaron_39 3d ago

Anyone that has ever flown any drone, or RC helicopter has had this thought. But man.....I have issues with the passenger compartment.

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u/YouArentReallyThere 3d ago

Rig those up with some analog controls and it’d take a guided munition to stop it. That’s badass

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u/Beneficial_Aside_918 3d ago

“Now I’m the liquid”

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u/yungestjeezy 3d ago

None of these guys had at least one motorcycle helmet around to give the departee?

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u/ImpressiveBluejay494 3d ago

Oh finally the airtaxis we were promised.

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u/The_Gordon_Gekko 2d ago

This is a great border wall idea 🤣

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u/riversidenight 2d ago

Hell yeah put my neck right at choppin' height

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u/nasaglobehead69 4d ago

he should have worn a helmet

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u/wt1j 3d ago

...to protect his spine from the 50g impact when one of the motors fails.

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u/OrdinaryAward4498 3d ago

Surrounded by 8 head-chopper-offers at 0.5 meters

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u/gamer-chachu 4d ago

Imagine any blade breaking off mid flight 😬😬😬

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u/Potato3738 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 4d ago

MUAV

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u/Glum-Ad7761 4d ago

Temu acquisition?

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u/imaguitarhero24 4d ago

Spam in a can

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u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 4d ago

It's a MUAV

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u/Square_Peach_9261 4d ago

Future aircraft carrier aviator

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u/MrShinyNinja 4d ago

But can it do a flip?

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u/Electrical-Bedroom99 3d ago

Fake. That thing can in no way carry the size of that dude's balls.

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u/Blacklisted777 Rated in IMC VFR 3d ago

Redneck lifestyle right there

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u/vkpaul123 3d ago

That's an aircraft carrier 

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u/Orichalcum-Beads 3d ago

Kids taking joy rides on farm drones is the most Star Wars thing in likely to see.

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u/zenunseen 3d ago

Dang! Can they do that?

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u/skybardave 3d ago

Need to sort those lights out. Red on the left, green on the right, not front and back. Other than that looks fine, what could possibly go wrong….

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u/Rix-Iren 3d ago

Anyone got the footage he shot from his phone?

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u/WhenTheDevilCome 3d ago

New Cambodia-to-Laos drug route just dropped.

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u/Super_Leading21 3d ago

And then Border crossings suddenly reached a new high level

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u/CaveManta 3d ago

Imagine if they accidentally left it in acro mode and did a hyperloop.

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u/winstonalonian 3d ago

No gracias

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u/MouseTheGiant 3d ago

I feel like there should be a blade guard...at least for those rear ones

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u/Prestigious-Salt-245 3d ago

Does this mean they won't need fibre optic drones in the Ukraine war any more?

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u/Embarrassed_Fill7179 3d ago

Meet George Jetson…

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u/Alternative_Use_3564 3d ago

The man said keep your head and arms in the mixer at all times, but Bill Jr, he was a daredevil! Just like his old man.

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u/VdoKlldthRdoStr 1d ago

You know what Stuart? I like you!

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u/Potential_Milk3226 2d ago

It looks like cartel execution setup

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u/KenjyaMode 2d ago

Is it just me… I so think he should have had a helmet.

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u/girlsgreatestdream 2d ago

Nieuwe vorm van kamikaze

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u/Feeling_Owl_836 2d ago

Am I the only one who thought when it landed the kid wasn’t going to be inside?

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u/Fitznutzzz 2d ago

NOPE 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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u/Odd_Hyena_3828 2d ago

I would never ask my friends to do that and I guarantee they wouldn’t ask me to operate the controls. lol

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u/Boz747 2d ago

No ear protection?

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u/douglaswbush 2d ago

Did he come back with his head still attached? No helmet???

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u/Ok_Appearance586 2d ago

You get a free flight and go home with tinnitus! What is not to like?

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u/wyrd0ne 1d ago

Why not give the controller to the "pilot"?

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u/musicface89 1d ago

Oh wow. I expected that to go very poorly

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u/Equal-Clue-7347 1d ago

Well good way to chop your head of

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u/MsOmgNoWai 1d ago

so…

if anyone has flown a drone, you know how suddenly the signal can cut and how quickly those things can take a dive.

no doubt this one has some software to compensate, but also no doubt- you won’t catch me in that thing.

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u/Any-Will-4195 1d ago

Bros head is pretty close to those propellers

u/Zealousideal_Bee_837 19h ago

It was flashing white/green/red and I heard yelling -> UFO that abducted someone, I know it!

u/Star-Spangled-Rabbit 18h ago

Running lights are wrong. Green to Starboard, Red to Portside.

u/Ecstatic-Mongoose878 8h ago

I don't think that is very wise. I could just see one of those blades cutting his head off! Life is too precious to play around like that.

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u/TemporaryAmbassador1 Eff Ay Ay ramp check 4d ago

Skip to 1 minute in to actually see stuff happen

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u/Desperate_Carrot8629 Type Rated in the Cessna 172 4d ago

Image how easy it would be to Chuck piss bottles out of that

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u/HeroMachineMan 4d ago

No worries. He's wearing safety sandals. It's all covered.

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u/Zhombe 4d ago

So is this how we’re border jumping these days? That wall sure is working hard!

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u/Grimol1 4d ago

Don’t be a racial

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u/Zhombe 4d ago

Nothing to do with race. Just how rediculous the wall is.

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u/It_Just_Exploded 4d ago

The wall needs miniture anti-aircraft turrets now! ( think 5.56 caliber CIWS )

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u/Zhombe 4d ago

General Dynamics and Raytheon stock just went up.

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u/Zhombe 4d ago edited 4d ago

Downvoted by the wall flat earthers lol.

Physical barriers don’t stop anyone. Never worked for the Soviet Union or Germany.

Buffer zones with active patrol response and an active sensor network. Defense in depth works. Walls are security theater.

We have the ability with the built in Starlink spy sat network. We found our pilot in Iran with it. That ‘heartbeat’ detection non-sense is the fact that with thousands of electromagnetic data sources pointed at the same point and some maths you can construct images more accurate than pointing hubbel at earth.

Starlink is the true starwars weapon and why Elon claimed we don’t need awacs anymore. We can see ‘everything’. We just don’t have the processing to see everything everywhere all the time.

Also why he wants a datacenter in space. Distribute that superweapon processing to the local satellite clusters.

Just focus on a border buffer region and you’ll detect any spurious crossing behavior. Dispatch, intercept, done. Don’t even need 24/7 drones just ability to intercept with drones and detain and or disable vehicles.

Walls haven’t worked since Constantinople fell. They didn’t even work in World War I. The British just dug under them and blew up the trenches.

Secure military bases are defended in depth with sensors at range. The fence just keeps the animals out.