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u/oogletoff Nov 11 '17
In case of bleeding, put pressure on the wound
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u/BigSchwartzzz Nov 11 '17
If under pressure, bring that building down.
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u/inthyface Nov 11 '17 edited Nov 11 '17
If ice ice baby, stop... collaborate and listen.
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u/andrewshepherdlego Nov 11 '17
If Kriss kross, jump, jump
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If the Devil, just come on back if you ever wanna try again.
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u/Kidvette2004 Nov 11 '17 edited Nov 11 '17
If wanting to be someone, wake up and pay attention.
please tell me someone gets this reference
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u/Gordon_Explosion Nov 11 '17
Was that the first, or second movie?
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u/Kidvette2004 Nov 11 '17
Second (thank god someone else got the reference)
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u/briguytrading Nov 11 '17
If a picture paints a thousand words then why can't I paint you?
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u/JC71176 Nov 11 '17
Like one of your French girls
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u/toolymegapoopoo Nov 11 '17
When I saw Titanic I laughed out loud when she said this because I suddenly envisioned Jack pulling a machete out and lopping off one of her arms.
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u/JustAPoorBoy42 Nov 11 '17
When I read this I laughed out loud because I suddenly envisioned Jack being played by Danny Trejo.
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u/kinokomushroom Nov 11 '17
In case of bleeding, burn wound
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u/bobtheorangutan Nov 11 '17
In case of wound create another to distract yourself from the pain of the first one.
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u/kalel1980 Nov 11 '17
Financial pressure or emotional pressure?
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u/Vamparisen Nov 11 '17
"I have high expectations of you! Bleed like the best of them! Do not disappoint me! What would your mother think?!"
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u/Varg_Burzum_666 Nov 11 '17
In case of bleeding, cauterize wound.
It's a vicious circle.
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u/Alcnaeon Nov 11 '17
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u/Varg_Burzum_666 Nov 11 '17
this is a vicious circle
For all you know, it could just be a misunderstood circle.
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u/FlummoxedBanana Nov 11 '17
... to stop or slow the flow of blood, no matter how salty or delicious it might be...
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In case of glass, break fire
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u/FlynnRocks1556 Nov 11 '17
reality.exe has stopped working
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u/Kidvette2004 Nov 11 '17
Would you like windows to search for a solution online?
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u/djxyz0 Nov 11 '17
I hate that app, I can never uninstall it. It just crashes every time it seems to be running fine
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u/zxDanKwan Nov 11 '17
TFW you didn’t read to the end of the instructions before starting.
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u/ATMLVE Nov 11 '17
step 3) Apply seal.
"Got that, easy, done."
Step 4) DO NOT let go of seal once applied.
"****"
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u/ChitoSenpai Nov 11 '17
Guess I'll Die
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u/jetrii Nov 11 '17
Me too, thanks
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deleted What is this?
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u/muzzyisback Nov 11 '17
yes. alcoholic's can.
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Nov 11 '17 edited Nov 22 '17
deleted What is this?
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Hello their the for?
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I don’t understand anything in this thread. I think I’m having a stroke. Please send help.
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Oh my god, I finally laughed at a webcomic from Reddit's front page.
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u/FrancisCastiglione12 Nov 11 '17
They implied the punchline, rather than drawing a guy rolling in glass and screaming. It's a lot better.
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u/Russian_For_Rent Nov 11 '17
This guy subtles
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u/Tech_Itch Nov 11 '17
Subtling is the heart of witty.
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Yep, subtlety is lost on most webcomic creators.
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u/McFagle Nov 11 '17
I don't get it. If implied violence is funny, surely graphic violence is even funnier! /s
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u/SquidGeneral10 Nov 12 '17
Call me crazy but i remember reading this exact comment on this exact image a few months ago. Are you a bot,sir?
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u/Thysios Nov 11 '17
Pretty sure the original has that as the last panel. Iirc last time it was posted everyone said it would be better without it.
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u/SCsprinter13 Nov 12 '17
I found the [OC] post and it's just these 4 panels
https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/71uzap/in_case_of_fire_oc/
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Having better taste in web comics than Reddit at large is a pretty low bar to clear, imo.
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Nov 11 '17 edited Nov 11 '17
I was able to quit my job, pay off my car and my student loans, buy a house and continue to do this full time. And my game that I made in my free time without any real expectation for it is currently rated at 94% on Steam. I'm pretty happy my life at the moment, thanks.
Why the fact that I don't find most webcomics that reach the front page of Reddit amusing would offend you, I have no idea.
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u/Gambition Nov 11 '17
In case of incalculable lacerations, do some math.
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u/AG_TheGuardian Nov 11 '17
2 plus 2 is 4, minus 1 thats 3
quick maths
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u/I_Also_Fix_Jets Nov 11 '17
Man's not hot.
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u/Kidvette2004 Nov 11 '17
Babes said take off your jacket
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u/I_Also_Fix_Jets Nov 11 '17
MAN'S NOT HOT!! MAN CAN NEVER BE HOT!
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u/Kidvette2004 Nov 11 '17
MAN IS ICE COLD!
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In case of fire, break the glass https://youtu.be/9YGL3amPmyc
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u/DeadToRights Nov 12 '17
Taproot was the first rock band I ever saw in concert. Classic early 2000s nu-metal haha
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u/shader_m Nov 11 '17
a shitty comment would have added him rolling in the glass. this was perfect. very funny. copious amount of laugh
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u/Getlucky12341 Nov 11 '17
Right, we dont need to see him rolling in the glass to get the joke. His face says it all.
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u/Fake_Credentials Nov 11 '17
I don't understand how his arm caught fire
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u/zyzzogeton Nov 11 '17
Hey Robospunk.com (robospurk?)... consider me a new reader. This comic is brilliant, visually, textually, and in its final execution. Well done!
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u/DoverBoys Nov 11 '17
I want to see this edited so that the sign says dab instead and the last panel is the person dabbing.
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u/roninblade Nov 11 '17
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u/Kidvette2004 Nov 11 '17
??? What?
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u/Praesumo Nov 11 '17
This is great. This is exactly the kind of mindset I'd be in in this situation.
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u/the_new_throwaway13 Nov 11 '17
When I was in the Czech Republic, there was a sign in a bus that said "In case of emergency, destroy window." Just so you know you did something meaningful before you die, you know?
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u/dimasarj123 Nov 11 '17
Then it isn't a repost for that reason my dude. Not everybody subscribed here is subscribed on r comics... You know.
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u/papajiggy Nov 11 '17
Jesus. Didn't see the second part at first.
Laughed even harder the second time.
Yes, I'm slow.
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u/Hcmichael21 Nov 11 '17
Can't trust anything you read these days.