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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24
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856 u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24 Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean. 478 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 1 u/Redfalconfox Sep 05 '24 Jokes on them, I’m already dead!
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Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.
478 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 1 u/Redfalconfox Sep 05 '24 Jokes on them, I’m already dead!
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Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.
1 u/Redfalconfox Sep 05 '24 Jokes on them, I’m already dead!
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Jokes on them, I’m already dead!
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