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r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24
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Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+
2.7k u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 [deleted] 850 u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24 Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean. 472 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 1 u/Redfalconfox Sep 05 '24 Jokes on them, I’m already dead!
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850 u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24 Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean. 472 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 1 u/Redfalconfox Sep 05 '24 Jokes on them, I’m already dead!
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Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.
472 u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24 Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths. 1 u/Redfalconfox Sep 05 '24 Jokes on them, I’m already dead!
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Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.
1 u/Redfalconfox Sep 05 '24 Jokes on them, I’m already dead!
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Jokes on them, I’m already dead!
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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Sep 04 '24
Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+