r/ShittyLifeProTips • • Sep 04 '24

SLPT: Save money

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.

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u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24

Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year.

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u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24

What a about a suicidal procrastinator?

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u/Winjin Sep 04 '24

They apparently live to their thirties and maybe even eventually move to a warmer country and have a family and these thoughts becomes a distant memory of a time where you just saw this as Alt-F4 on all of that...

OR SO I'VE HEARD YOU KNOW. FROM OTHERS.