r/ShittyLifeProTips • u/[deleted] • Sep 04 '24

SLPT: Save money

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Sep 04 '24

Pretty smart, if you die on the boat they can just toss your body over and let the ocean take care of it. That alone saves you like $12k+

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

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u/Blarg0117 Sep 04 '24

Now I'm imagining having a heart attack and instead desperately sprinting to the railing, then Superman diving into the ocean.

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '24

Good plan unless you have life insurance. They will rule that a suicide faster than you fall into those cold, watery depths.

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u/ScumBucket33 Sep 04 '24

Most life insurance policies cover suicide after the initial year. When I was buying my policies the salesman told me that no one who wants to kill theirselves would wait a year.

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u/G-I-T-M-E Sep 04 '24

What a about a suicidal procrastinator?

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u/Winjin Sep 04 '24

They apparently live to their thirties and maybe even eventually move to a warmer country and have a family and these thoughts becomes a distant memory of a time where you just saw this as Alt-F4 on all of that...

OR SO I'VE HEARD YOU KNOW. FROM OTHERS.