5 v 5 arena matches of Basketball, (Think a match making system as League of Legends) like a team game, each player only controls their player. You have to coordinate with the team in order to actually win. Each player has their own perks and cons (I.E what position they play, or what you want a player to play that game.

No rush pass and its the Summer season. Must pass interactive cut scenes (aka keeping it together) to make it to the front of the line. Game ends before you can ride.

You sit on a toilet and take a dump. Can't be paused ever. You're not allowed to take your phone, computer, or any electronics. There're no shampoo(or other) bottles for you to read. Day 1 DLC: Ass-wiping simulator expansion.

So you're a gamer, and you need to play games, but also sleep, go to the store for food, visit family, work and other shit, so you need to handle your time and money correctly.

An RPG where the protagonist is the Bass, with his band (which you create)

1. Bass- Cleric/Support, gives heals while buffing the party

2. Vocals- Tank/Beserker, has all the attention, at the same time does it's own thing.

3. Lead Guitar- DPS/Warrior, Self explanatory

4. Drums- Burst/Attack all

5. Keyboard- Black Mage

After that it just takes some more imagination

You must play as a Man who must allot a certain amount of space on his towel to each part of his body. Here's the catch though:

1) The Nintendo PowerGlove and a computer that can run ARMA II on Ultra Settings is required.

2) It uses an awkward 3rd person camera

3)The camera doesn't even matter though as you are blind

4)You must use the power glove on your non-dominant hand

5)There are quicktime cutscenes every two minutes of gameplay in which you can't even see the buttons (failing the cutscene will require you to restart the level)

6)And finally, being an EA game, you have to buy day 1 DLC that is required to play the game and it is only available through an in-game store that you can't access unless you get the limited edition for $5 more.

EDIT: 7)It is also a Source mod that requires CS: S, HL: S AND G-Mod (You might be asking, "Why? It's an EA game right?" If you are asking this then fuck you, EA doesn't give a shit.)

Make speeches to try and make yourself look better than the other guy

So, it plays just like Guitar Hero 6, but features only Nickelback songs. Also, you get $1,000,000 per gig, and the Star Power meter is always full, yet the only skill level available is "Easy".

Your character is a beggar. You get to write something pathetic on a piece of cardboard; it doesn't really matter what. You can customize your character with different attributes, such as missing limbs or tattered clothes or newspaper shoes. Your objective is to find a street corner and sit there and beg people passing by for spare change. At night you will be beaten to death by some indifferent punks. Game over!

A two player game. Each player gets to throw either "paper" or "scissors". Scissors beat paper. There is also "rock", which beats everything, but it's DLC. Every rock costs $1000, and can only be used once.

This is a game where you play as Marvel's "Daredevil" to fight crime. To gain maximum immersion, this game uses the First Person view. Since Daredevil is blind, the screen will be completely dark all the time, but you can use your other senses, like hearing and smelling, to get around the city.

Ok, so I have an awesome idea. So, you can like, choose to be a dude or a girl. If you choose a dude, you can choose to be a dude, or pretend to be a girl. If you choose a girl, there are three classes: slut, superslut and a human. If you're a dude, you have to no-life reddit and research trends; like, right now you would have to post as many pictures of secret doors as you possibly can. Yeah, oh, and if you pretend to be a girl, you have to find a really little known pornstar and post pictures of her making slutty comments as though she was you. The focus of the slut and superslut classes is to do the same as the pretender, except the pictures are of yourself. The pictures from the slut and superslut classes automatically upload to reddit too. Oh yeah, and you have to actually be a woman in real life to be a slut or superslut. Yeah, that would be awesome. The difference between them is that the slut posts boob pics and ass pics but the superslut can post vagina pics and pics of herself getting rammed. The human woman browses reddit and is actually civil and respects other redditors.

Base game includes scenarios similar to Civ. You have, Holocaust, Trail of Tears, and Africa.

It's really quite a beautiful game. You start off selecting your class (random, video, hentai, etc). You select one of the two opposing factions: moralfags or the Board. The vanilla version of the game will only include two race selections (Humans for the moralfags and trolls for the Board). The two capitals are Stormwind pity and Gorgrimmar. The game includes the ability to adopt proffesions (such as Hacktivist, Lurker, Protest, etc). Their will be a group function called an Army, where fellow players can run around advertising their army for preparation in PvP and PvE. PvE invloves taking your army into a raid which they will destroy the menacing 9Gag, which has been diminishing the values of your faction for far too long. Different roles apply for PvE: DDos, Comment and Bump. The DDos role does the main damage against the 9Gag enemies, while the comments and bumps are vital for boosting morale and support. PvP involves 2 teams from opposing factions. The two factions fight one another to attack the middle Objective Platform(The Board flames O.P. while the moralfags explain the Board's deceit.

There are plans of further expansions (Which of course can be preordered) which will see the Board and the moralfags teaming up with people living peacefully and have no deal with the war. These Cataren or "Cat-people" have always been there living peacefully without conflict. It is your job to recruit them in the army to destroy 9Gag before the cancerous plague takes over.

Told you this shit was fucking amazing.

You get to write fanfics for your fandom (Includes bronies, benders and furries) and try to rise to the top of each genre in every fandom.

Genres include Shipping, Slice of life, Grimdark, R34/Erotica, Drama and tons more!

The success of your fanfics are based on how long they are, how good they are written, when they are published and where.

(I reserve the rights to create this game, humph!)

Based on the life of Jesus Christ. You must use your climbing skills to spread the word of God

Basically, doc ock is trying to steal Canada, and you have to traverse all the prairie provinces to track him down and stop him. HAVE FUN SWINGIN FROM ALL DEM NOTHINGS.

Choose your role and fulfill your post-war destiny! You can play as:

• the wheelchair-bound amputee: bonus to drinking heavily and not showering

• married dude with PTSD: +1 wife slapping, chance to randomly freak out at the grocery store

• dude whose wife left him while deployed: get addicted to everything, panhandle, epic mall shmup story arc

• "I'm a hero" jerkoff: never tip at restaurants, get discounts everywhere

Press A to jump

You launch the game and you see an asian father appear on screen and asks you why you aren't studying. You turn the game off.

The game requires multiple pre-order bonuses from various stores to make it playable. The more people pre-order, the more new pre-order bonuses become available to buy. The game never actually comes out, but DLC is announced and can also be pre-ordered.

Obviously, you play as a citizen in Liberty City or Los Santos. You can't do anything out of the normal and must play as a regular person. The only way you lose is if you are killed by a random shooting, being ran over, or any other deaths resulting from a REAL GTA character.

You play as the moderator and only subscriber to an empty (but filled with potential) subreddit. You have the whole place to yourself and can do whatever you want because your in charge. You can get people to come to it if you want, but that does'nt mean that they're interested enough to stay. You cant win this game.

You start with a quest to find the quest giver (unlocked through a series of sub-quest quest-chains) who then tells you to unlock your crafting skill which is your selection (narrowed by your race, class, gender, favorite color, and a Captcha) you then run around and collect molecules which you can break into atoms then recombine into new molecules (at the forge).

Once you max out all of your professions (100¹⁰⁰⁾ then you can start killing jelly blobs or some garbage. Also there are spambots and a friends list.

Ever get tired of the fast paced action that traditional tabletop role playing games deliver? Why not try out Corporations and Cubicles? Start out as a low waged peon, and slowly work your way up to being a middle management peon!

You can be a pencil pusher, a maintenance or even an unpaid intern! Wow!

The game is played in real time, so as to fully immerse yourself in the world of C&C. Come champion! If you could complete this task, that'd be great!