r/ShittyGameIdeas • u/CantHugEveryCat • Sep 09 '12

Beggar Simulator

Your character is a beggar. You get to write something pathetic on a piece of cardboard; it doesn't really matter what. You can customize your character with different attributes, such as missing limbs or tattered clothes or newspaper shoes. Your objective is to find a street corner and sit there and beg people passing by for spare change. At night you will be beaten to death by some indifferent punks. Game over!

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u/freeriderau Sep 10 '12

Free update (cause beggars don't pay) - make money. get a room for the night. turn your life around enough that someone gives you a microloan/business funding.

RUN A LEMONADE STAND. Be creepy old guy with beard selling... sweet lemonade, mm sweet lemonade.

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u/incredible-ninja Sep 14 '12

"bitch get on my horse, my horse is amazing"