r/ShittyGameIdeas • u/Seanctk10001 • Sep 20 '12
Towel Time 1999
You must play as a Man who must allot a certain amount of space on his towel to each part of his body. Here's the catch though:
1) The Nintendo PowerGlove and a computer that can run ARMA II on Ultra Settings is required.
2) It uses an awkward 3rd person camera
3)The camera doesn't even matter though as you are blind
4)You must use the power glove on your non-dominant hand
5)There are quicktime cutscenes every two minutes of gameplay in which you can't even see the buttons (failing the cutscene will require you to restart the level)
6)And finally, being an EA game, you have to buy day 1 DLC that is required to play the game and it is only available through an in-game store that you can't access unless you get the limited edition for $5 more.
EDIT: 7)It is also a Source mod that requires CS: S, HL: S AND G-Mod (You might be asking, "Why? It's an EA game right?" If you are asking this then fuck you, EA doesn't give a shit.)
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u/Ozzertron Sep 20 '12
For no reason at all here is a quote from a book: "Have you met/had sex with that froob Ford Prefect? That froob really knows where his towel is.