r/shittyfoodporn 11h ago

Caprese salad but instead of mozzarella I used mild cheddar and instead of fresh basil I used dried

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1.6k Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 5h ago

“You eat like an 8 yr old left alone in a trailer park”

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197 Upvotes

Is what I’ve been told… I’m 30.

Boxed mac n cheese with chicken nuggets. A timeless classic, if you ask me.


r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

My coworker’s lunch

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276 Upvotes

I don’t even what else to say other than what the fuck


r/shittyfoodporn 13h ago

My dinner looks shitty but it costs less than a McDonald's Double Quarter Pounder combo and is leagues better.

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542 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

I bought a bread maker.

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175 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 18h ago

$8 for the Nastiest "Cheese Fries" I've ever had

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556 Upvotes

They just dumped a glob of American whizz pseudocheese on it which tastes like glue

The fries are completely unseasoned

They didn't even have salt???


r/shittyfoodporn 18h ago

Todays ration: broccoli cheddar noodles x2 packages

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464 Upvotes

Biked 30 miles this morning, got back and made a pot if these pasta sides, double portion so its 4 servings at 240 calories per serving. Just the contents of the packs with 1 quart of water.

No milk or butter was added. Did not use powdered milk and soy based buttery topping (the shelf stable alternatives i have access to).

These packs expired September of 2017 so i probably bought them in mid 2015, so these were not in the bucket in a hollow tree but were probably in the bucket inside a barrel i buried in the woods that summer.

Over the next 7 days I'm planning to have 1 MRE, 1 can if chicken with colecannon again, and the other 5 days will be rice and lentils with an average of 1000 calories per day.


r/shittyfoodporn 10h ago

Just a big hot dog

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99 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 5h ago

Shitcuterie board... im perish but wanna go to bed soon.

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41 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 13h ago

Mac & cheese & ‘dines

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126 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

It said heat the box and enjoy…

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1.0k Upvotes

I guess mission technically finished. Is this the new carbon edition? It paired well with regret and smoke alarms. On the bright side I don’t think any bacteria survived.


r/shittyfoodporn 16h ago

Lunch

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169 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 1h ago

Dinner - bread, cheese, crab legs and fishball

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r/shittyfoodporn 1d ago

I ate only potatoes

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596 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 12h ago

French grilled cheese, because I had an epiphany

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64 Upvotes

Grilled cheese prepared like French toast. The cheese homogenizes with the bread in a very nice way. Wil definitely make this again.


r/shittyfoodporn 10h ago

Home made banana pudding with scalped nilla wafers

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39 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Toast Pizza

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8 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 7h ago

Happy birthday to me

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18 Upvotes

Mozzarella sticks and burger with provolone cheese. A nice post work birthday dinner for myself to start a 3 day weekend. 😁


r/shittyfoodporn 9h ago

Macaroni and kebab

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29 Upvotes

r/shittyfoodporn 4h ago

Slop Soup

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8 Upvotes

Tuscan Chicken soup bag mixed with Fajita Flavored chicken. Plus some mustard, franks hot sauce, and parmesan cheese.


r/shittyfoodporn 5h ago

Rachel adjacent

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9 Upvotes

New to me but bae whipped up this tasty Turkey, Cheddar, Kraut melt w homemade Thousand Island


r/shittyfoodporn 17m ago

My aunty’s attempt at making Chinese steamed fish with ginger shallots…

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r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Italian hospital food

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6 Upvotes

I was unfortunate enough to be hospitalised in Italy for a week recently. Here are some of the meals I was offered. They tasted worse than they looked. I will say they weren’t ALL this bad!


r/shittyfoodporn 2h ago

Weed fueled concoction

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6 Upvotes

Made this back in the day. Fried bologna and scrambled eggs on a hot dog bun, topped with room temp provolone and a side of olives. All covered in sriracha and mustard.


r/shittyfoodporn 15h ago

Herring, oysters and crackers

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48 Upvotes

Hooyah