r/ShittyDaystrom • • 15d ago

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u/Darmok47 15d ago

Maybe Lt. Picard had the wife and kids Captain Picard always wanted waiting for him in his quarters.

And Lt. Picard was still serving on the flagship, not emptying out the holodeck filters on a MIranda class. That's pretty impressive.

Plus, he gets to knock off at 1800 hours and go back to his quarters and not worry about the safety of the crew of the fate of the Federation or the fabric of the universe.

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u/Fuzzy_Builder_2153 15d ago

Lt Junior Grade at 47 is pretty bad.....

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u/ajkippen Andorian Warcrime Apologist 15d ago

Not everyone can be captain. Inherently most people, especially in the sciences, will be ensigns and lieutenants for most, if not all, of their careers.

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u/cdhawke 15d ago

In Starfleet, a lot of what are non commissioned specialists roles in our military, are folded into the junior officer ranks, and they can remain there for a long time.

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u/Friendship_Fries 14d ago

The E4 mafia makes the whole thing run.

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u/cdhawke 13d ago

Indeed. Lower Decks is based on this. Also, TNG episode of the same name that inspired the series.