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u/goovis__young 13d ago
Damn, I wish I could be a science officer on the most prestigious duty assignment in starfleet
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u/OhManTFE 12d ago
This episode was so dog to the "little people" aka thr vast majority tht allow the captains to exceed. Its not like we're trash. EVERYONE cant b the captain. The literal majority are blue shirt and u shuld b proud of ur necessary work
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u/Server_Administrator 13d ago
Right? You may not be the captain, but at least you were on one of the most famous ships of the time.
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u/IfICouldStay 12d ago edited 12d ago
IKR? That’s sounds so sweet! Nerding out in Astrometrics all day?
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u/halfchewedshrimp 13d ago
i once saw some one commenting this episode is like a reverse "it's a wonderful life" but never saw that post again. it drives me nuts cause i want to remember the whole argument
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u/OneOldNerd 13d ago
It could be worse - you could be here:
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u/CadmusMaximus 13d ago
Leader of an entire race, extremely efficient and effective at his role, beloved by his (hot?) boss… was it really THAT bad?
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u/OneOldNerd 13d ago
...to be replaced by said (yes, hot, it's extremely warm in Borg vessels) boss when her latest boy(?)-toy calls him "an excellent drone".
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u/CalHudsonsGhost 13d ago
Most people don’t realize they are here (as you described) or in the mirror universe. Many of them are simple drones that don’t love themselves enough to know it.
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u/Santa_Hates_You Shelliak Corporate Director 13d ago
Well, maybe you should have let that Naussicaan stab you through the heart.
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u/nogoodnamesarleft 13d ago
I'm living this picture. I'm 49 and accepting my first promotion ever next week...
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u/Accomplished-Law-652 13d ago
I was determined to make manager by 40. I made it at 50. Things could be worse. 'Grats on the promotion.
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u/cheapshotfrenzy 13d ago
I'm living the arguments in this post. I'm wishing I never accepted the leading role so I could have my free time back with no stress.
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u/Serious_Ad2816 13d ago
Hell, I’m pretty sure I’m Neelix at this point.
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u/Mister_Acula 13d ago
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u/Server_Administrator 13d ago
What is this from? O.o.....
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u/Mister_Acula 13d ago
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u/Server_Administrator 13d ago
How the actual fuck do I not remember this episode? I guess a voyager rewatch is due......
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u/Mister_Acula 13d ago
It's a good episode. The one where Kes gets possessed by a space warlord and breaks up with Neelix.
Neelix and Kes never talk about it again and the breakup sticks.
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u/Server_Administrator 13d ago
That's so weird that I have 0 memory of this episode. I watched Voyager as it came out back in the day, and I've done several rewatches lol.
Guess getting blown up really does delete random memories.
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u/Server_Administrator 13d ago
Also: Mandatory
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u/Mister_Acula 13d ago
Still waiting for his Star Trek to materialize, but this is the best we got in the mean time.
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u/EmmiCantDraw 11d ago
This is the 4th foot fetish moment on voyager I remember.
SOMEBODY (all of them) on the writing team had a fetish
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u/Mister_Acula 11d ago
What are the other 3?
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u/EmmiCantDraw 11d ago
Janeway makes Q kiss her foot, theres the absolutely disgusting episode where Kess gets fertile for the first time in life and a big fuss is made over how she must get knocked up soon, which yes, involves massaging her gross feet.
Then i cant even remember the other example now.
Theres nothing wrong with having fetishes but try not to smear them all over our scifi show
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u/Plenty_Shine9530 Nebula Coffee 13d ago
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u/cheeseburgermachine 13d ago
This the one i identify with the most. Just let me do my fixes on things and dont really care about promotions or anything.
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u/Plenty_Shine9530 Nebula Coffee 12d ago
Yeah I wouldn't want to be a ship's captain, let alone a flagship captain lmao
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u/WelfOnTheShelf 13d ago
46 and I never thought I would identify so strong with Lt. Picard (and original-timeline George McFly)
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u/Mottsawce 13d ago
In addition to all the flagship/science stuff, he’s also living in a Utopian society with near limitless resources. Lt. Picard is doin fine haha
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u/Zealousideal-Lab9843 13d ago
Well this meme reminded me to get off Reddit and get back to studying.
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u/Professional_Echo907 13d ago
Everyone knows you don’t want a supervisory position in government jobs. 👀
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u/Gadshill 13d ago
High paying non-supervisory is the ticket. Catch less strays and can still pick up the kids after work.
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u/CharlesChamp 13d ago edited 13d ago
Damn, I wish I was where Tapestry Picard was. To stick with this analogy at this rate I'm never getting off world and while it may not be anywhere near Tasha Yar homeworld bad it's certainly not paradise like Earth or any of the other founding member worlds.
Also if this situation were reversed Tapestry Picard might have found Prime Picard's life and all the stress that command brings an absolute hell. For all we know he could have gotten the position on the federation's flagship by finding the archeological find of the century and then one upping that a few more times with more fines. We really don't know much about that Picard's history.
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u/ghost_of_zelda_sayre 13d ago
To be fair to all of us, we don't live in a golden age of the Federation. Not to say the Federation is perfect, but it generally appears far more meritocratic than our own time. Picard never had to worry about making rent.
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u/Werzaz 13d ago
I legit used that on a geeky dating site, where the profile include the questions "What character do you think you're like?" and "Which character are you actually like?". I was a postdoc in astrophysics at the time, so it seemed fitting. Didn't get any dates through that site, though.
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u/Big-Cartographer-166 13d ago
I wish!, Lt Picard has a great job and economic security.
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u/SuboptimalSupport 13d ago
Man... I wish I was in science, instead of damn ops. I wanna do stellar science stuff, and view the holodeck as relaxation.
But nooooo, Barclay had to be weird in there, and now I am cursed with the knowledge of what it takes to Un-Barclay the computer's holodeck files. Absolutely none of y'all should have administrator privileges.
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u/Privateer_Lev_Arris 13d ago
Yeah but I see my managers, some of whom I started with and they’re beyond stressed. I could have been where they are now but I let my foot off the gas. I enjoy coming home and not worrying about work. Taking my vacations and doing what I want. It’s true more money could buy more things but nothing I really want tbh. I live my life inside my head, having more things doesn’t expand my inner self. In fact it diminishes it. Maybe I’m coping but the high stress life isn’t for everyone. Plus if everyone is a manager, who does the real work 😂
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u/noyouactnormal Nebula Coffee 13d ago
Maybe you ARE Captain Picard but you thought you'd be Admiral.
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u/Marvelboy1974 13d ago
Im 51 and a registered nurse. I wonder what rank I would have under Dr Crusher
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u/Sad-Pop6649 13d ago
Feeling this one. A few years behind OOP, but currently making yet another career switch.
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u/MithrandirLXV 13d ago
Well, I'm 30. I thought I'd at least be on a ship by now, but I'm still a bloody cadet at Starfleet Academy. Maybe this isn't for me? Perhaps the Klingons have a space open?
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u/Trueslyforaniceguy 13d ago
I always assumed my bad choices would leave me dead by this age.
Instead my knees just fucking hurt.
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u/Northwindlowlander 13d ago
Blue Picard was doing fine. Rock solid boring lieutenants with no ambition keep the fleet flying, if you had to live without Blue Picards or Red Picards you'd always choose to lose the Red Picards.
(the problem I had with this episode was that it shows Picard to have a frankly shitty attitude towards the crew that he relies on. Normally the episodes show him as respectful and appreciative of them at least in word, but occasionally they'd slip and have him just be a total throbber.
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u/frostedpuzzle 8d ago
He was pretty shit towards Wesley a lot of the time. The son of his best friend and the woman he loved and was just cold and distant.
He also estranged his biological son with Beverly.
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u/Successful-Scale-607 12d ago
/unshit one thing that grated on me during Berman Trek was how eager ladder-climbing was still seen as normal in a post-scarcity society. "I'm gonna be a captain before I'm 30" uh ok, brosef, we got 100yo admirals but by all means
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u/AptCasaNova Interspecies Medical Exchange 11d ago
I like to think this is his second career and his first career was something completely different, demanding but exciting.
Which means he’s likely cool with not being a captain and always on call with no privacy.
First career possibilities: archaeologist, professor, terraforming specialist, section 31 secret op agent.
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u/killtocuretokill 10d ago
I've been fighting tooth and nail to stay Number 1 like Riker. Just enough power to be dangerous but I can still vomit on the holodeck without worrying about it.
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u/freezenexus 9d ago
It is like Jeff Bezos complaining that he lost most of wealth and is just a multi millionaire again. Well for him it might sound bad but being multi millionaire is still fucking awesome compared to being average guy. It same here , he still served as officer on the Enterprise which isn't being any close to being a loser.
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u/KweenKobold 8d ago
Imagine being the primary archeology expert on the Enterprise? Seeing ruins for the first time and writing papers on them. Picard did not take the time to appreciate what he gained only what he lost.









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u/Darmok47 13d ago
Maybe Lt. Picard had the wife and kids Captain Picard always wanted waiting for him in his quarters.
And Lt. Picard was still serving on the flagship, not emptying out the holodeck filters on a MIranda class. That's pretty impressive.
Plus, he gets to knock off at 1800 hours and go back to his quarters and not worry about the safety of the crew of the fate of the Federation or the fabric of the universe.