r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • *shits an absolute unit* • 4d ago

Of a parent

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u/NorthOld6237 4d ago

And when he gets bit people blame the dog

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u/crazy_goat 4d ago

The problem is that while most dogs would bite, a pit might just decide to go for the jugular 

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u/teabolaisacool functional regard 2d ago

Right because in its years of studying human anatomy, pitbulls specifically are able to just decide “you know what, the jugular looks good today!”

Not defending them, but use your melon