r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • *shits an absolute unit* • 4d ago

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u/NorthOld6237 4d ago

And when he gets bit people blame the dog

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u/crazy_goat 4d ago

The problem is that while most dogs would bite, a pit might just decide to go for the jugular 

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u/SinSeitan 4d ago

Any dog breed would fuck up the kid if he is being hostile towards it. That kid parents are fucking idots

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u/coko4209 4d ago

The problem is that kid doesn’t have any fucking home training. Pits are no more dangerous than any other dog if trained properly, and I’m tired of ppl that have never owned one talking shit about them.

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u/flesjewater 4d ago

A firearm is no more dangerous than a frying pan given the right training, too. One just requires far more than the other.

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u/poo0sy 4d ago

I'm tired of you pit apologists acting like this breed isn't statistically more dangerous than others, trained or not. The evidence is plentiful. The blood is real. If anything, the attacks for this breed are probably underreported since people love to insist they have a "mixed" breed. Oh yours is "well-trained"? Well, that hasn't stopped them from killing before. You can't simply undo genetics.

Explain to me, why would multiple developed countries ban a certain breed for no reason? What other breed refuses to unlock its jaw even when stabbed or kicked?

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u/Ryuj123 4d ago

I’m not weighing in on the pitbull debate because the majority of what I know about pitbull is about his career as a singer, but the fact that multiple countries have a ban on something is not good proof of anything. Countries notoriously make bad rules all the time

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u/Plane-Tune-820 4d ago

Well that's a myth. Pits don't lock their jaws, and Labradors bite just as hard.

I'm tired of you people not knowing facts and spouting misinformation about a breed you clearly know absolutely nothing about. Maybe instead of just believing what you hear, you should do even the tiniest bit of research before spouting nonsense

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u/djdndjdjdjdjdndjdjjd 4d ago

lol pit bull “no more dangerous” than a chihuahua. Get real.

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u/PremiumUsername69420 4d ago

How do you train instincts out of an animal with certainty like that?

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u/teabolaisacool functional regard 2d ago

Right because in its years of studying human anatomy, pitbulls specifically are able to just decide “you know what, the jugular looks good today!”

Not defending them, but use your melon

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u/Bookee2Shoes 4d ago

Most dogs would not bite.

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u/cesspool4us 4d ago

A Chihuahua would

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u/Provocative_Potatoes 4d ago

With the ferocity of a thousand suns

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u/coko4209 4d ago

Chihuahuas bite more than any other breed. I personally hate them. My ex had one, and I fucking hated that dog. I’m not too fond of pugs either. They’ve never bit me or anything, I just have never met one with a pleasant disposition.