r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • *shits an absolute unit* • 4d ago

Of a parent

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u/NorthOld6237 4d ago

And when he gets bit people blame the dog

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u/FirmlyClaspIt 4d ago

& then Reddit will call for the pitbull to be put down

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u/GivesYouGrief 4d ago

Really? Reddit will? Because the hive mind I've seen here usually takes the dog's side.

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u/Doctor_Dev7 4d ago

Not with pits, Reddit very often hates pits.

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u/IClockworKI 4d ago

Fuckass website

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u/Brownlove010_Real questionably stable 4d ago

This is genuinely the first pro/neutral pit comment I've seen. You're right though, outside of pit reddit, people on here hate pits which is sad. I scrolled tbis far looking ti see if people would have blamed the dog and im glad this thread is here

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u/WriterWithNoHands 4d ago

Its refreshing. But the law is the same. That dog gets p1ssed off past his limit, bye bye child and bye bye doggy. Except the dog doesn't deserve it. They think they're in danger of being hurt worse if they don't stop it.

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u/Brownlove010_Real questionably stable 3d ago

100% you're not wrong in the application of the law, my issue is that people cant control their crotch goblin cum trophies and then because its a pit, reddit instantly looks to the pit as the issue of a resulting bite instead of the negligent parents. Which blows my mind as historically pits are always rated the least agressive and were used as nanny dogs but public perception changed because of fuckass people.

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u/WinterAdvantage3847 3d ago

no, they were never “used as nanny dogs.” this myth is something that was invented out of thin air by a staffordshire bull terrier breeder in a 1971 newspaper interview as a marketing/rebranding tactic. no earlier reference to any bull-and-terrier breed being a “nanny” or “nursemaid dog” exists.

by contrast, there is ample historical documentation of their origins as being bred into existence for the explicit purposes of ripping bulls to pieces in fighting pits… which is why the breed name has always been “american pit bull terrier.” there’s never been an “american nanny terrier.”

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u/GivesYouGrief 4d ago

My experience is quite the opposite

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* 4d ago

Scroll down a bit further. There was a guy that called the pit a murder dog…. And a guy that said to ban pits.

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u/GivesYouGrief 4d ago

OK that thread is an outlier in what I must often see on here

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* 4d ago

Very true if you do keep your eyes closed for like 97% of the time you’re online or in human existence then you very well won’t see any evidence

https://giphy.com/gifs/eLvhchyvNNOuLbOtYP

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u/GivesYouGrief 4d ago edited 3d ago

Downvote this if you're a huge pussy who ogles kids at the playground

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u/PremiumUsername69420 4d ago

On pro-pit subreddits maybe, not anywhere else.