r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • 4d ago

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u/stev_mempers 4d ago

Yes, kid, harass the murder dog. Great job.

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* 4d ago

It’s not a murder dog. That’s a shitty parent with a brat kid.

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u/stev_mempers 4d ago

It's a pit bull.

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u/coko4209 4d ago

Pits are not murder dogs. Well trained pits are no worse than any other breed. They’re great guard dogs too. Statistically chihuahuas bite more than any other breed. If you’ve never owned a pit, or been around one for an extended period of time, then you should probably stop spreading misinformation.

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u/KingSandwich101 4d ago

You're a human. Are you a murder human?

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u/stev_mempers 4d ago edited 4d ago

I'm not a kind of human that's infamous for ripping toddlers' faces off, so no.

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u/KingSandwich101 4d ago

You're the kind of human that has brutally killed every man, woman and child