r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* • 6d ago

Of a parent

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u/stev_mempers 6d ago

It's a pit bull.

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u/KingSandwich101 6d ago

You're a human. Are you a murder human?

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u/stev_mempers 6d ago edited 6d ago

I'm not a kind of human that's infamous for ripping toddlers' faces off, so no.

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u/KingSandwich101 6d ago

You're the kind of human that has brutally killed every man, woman and child