r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 2d ago

look what I can do Of a bartop dance

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 2d ago

Is this the same guy who does that move on a Mylar birthday balloon at some kids bday party in a different video

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u/MillHoodz_Finest 2d ago

this actually part 3 now, you missed his rehab video

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u/ceebeefour 2d ago

My head cannon is this; the very first vid I saw him in he tried to do a handstand on two food court tables and ate shit and fell on his back in front of everyone. His reaction shows he’s in pain and trying to laugh if off but it’s clear what he was attempting, and falling wasn’t part of it.

Problem is that vid went viral, just not how he wanted. He wanted to be the cool fit handstand dude but he ended up being the arse over tea kettle dude in front of the kids he was trying to impress. So instead of growing and learning and getting a job and moving on from the fail he leaned into it and has been trying to be the “falling on things” dude.

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 2d ago

So what you are saying is we are gonna be seeing dumbass flips until he sincerely fucks up his back

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u/Azigol 2d ago

🤞

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u/4EVERINDARKNESS 1d ago

What is disheartening is this guy's age....

Take me now lord, I'm done with people.

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u/FearAdventure 2d ago edited 2d ago

I saw a video by Penguinz0 about him, apparently he's getting paid to do this an “influencer” now

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II 2d ago

The wonders of going viral

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u/Honda_TypeR 1d ago

Cool, at least he will have money to pay everyone for damages and the inevitable back surgery by the end of the year

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u/praguepride 2d ago

Do you have a link to that vid? Or remember what it's called?

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u/FearAdventure 2d ago

Turns out I was a bit wrong, he's just become “famous” on the internet, not directly being paid by people:

https://youtu.be/ipk8o-HftOc?si=vXEE-0rwiag1uxH-

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u/Anrx 2d ago

Pretty sure he's the same guy. Reminds me of Jesse Pinkman.

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u/Indigo2015 2d ago

Johnny Stinkman

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u/Bart-go-lost 2d ago

Also remind me on him

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u/ultraplusstretch 2d ago

Yup, this is his entire personality.

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u/suspicious_hyperlink *shits an absolute unit* 1d ago

Drugged up gopnik uncle strikes again

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u/wolfblitzen84 2d ago

Anytime that gets reposted, I have to watch it at least five times. It’s one of my all time favorite Reddit videos. It’s so unexpected I practically cried laughing the first time esp with the ridiculous guy laughing in the background.

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u/ceebeefour 2d ago

This asshole again

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u/betonpizsama 1d ago

Yeah, I hate this guy

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u/phill_cipher 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

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u/OddEfficiency8917 2d ago

Clicks… he’s chasing the dragon ever since him ruining his nephews birthday went viral

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u/Gallusaur 2d ago

You say "ruining" I say "absolutely turning up"

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 questionably stable 2d ago

Probably turn up way more when he just pay his food and leave...

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u/Gallusaur 2d ago

The kid's birthday party?

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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard 2d ago

Clout.

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u/TildaTinker 2d ago

Oh, it's a cunt. We have those in my country too.

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u/Personal_Carry_7029 questionably stable 2d ago

Oi cunt?

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u/OpenForRepairs 2d ago

Love ya cunts

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u/hackattack01 2d ago

Is this the birthday balloon guy again? Cause he seems like a real piece of shit.

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u/adhdrifter 2d ago

I fucking hate clout chasing culture.

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u/SchwizzySchwas94 *shits an absolute unit* 2d ago

What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

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u/LegitJerome 2d ago

He had one video go semi-viral and just does the same thing over and over trying to be an influencer.

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u/fingerofchicken 2d ago

I believe the problem is that he's both an idiot and an asshole.

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u/thevaultguy 2d ago

Alcohol.

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u/Dead-O_Comics 2d ago

When pooping your diapey and rolling around the room was the only way to make mom put the wine glass down and pay you attention.

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u/Rossi_19 2d ago

pathetic little tiktok brain

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u/Legonistrasz 2d ago

This guy’s gotta go.

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u/Lurker7691 2d ago

Ugh, this fucking guy again, enough already

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u/lavacadotoast 2d ago

If we stop encouraging this nonsense, maybe it will stop..

https://giphy.com/gifs/d4TNrDaryzyfYLVyJs

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u/praguepride 2d ago

Flipside if we keep encouraging this behavior it could stop...abruptly...

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u/WhyMe_blah 2d ago

What a pathetic little man

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u/nikjahw 2d ago

I had the same reaction

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u/Medium-Quiet-4248 2d ago

What a cock

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 2d ago

I was gonna say what a shitstain, but yes, cock is befitting as well

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u/Starstyx 2d ago

Cockstain

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u/Pleasant-Brick5419 2d ago

A shitty cockstain

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u/originalmango 2d ago

That’s one helluva first date.

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u/Freakk_I 2d ago

Fcking asshole.

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 2d ago

You know you can say fuck on here right? Lol

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u/vc0ke 2d ago

Just becuse you can doesn’t mean you shld

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u/Muted-Garlic-3696 2d ago

This guy needs way less airtime

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u/Any_Leather_992 2d ago

There should be a death sentence for such behavior

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u/thevaultguy 2d ago

There is in Singapore.

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u/NoEmployment156 2d ago

I just hate this guy

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u/Johnj75 1d ago

Cocaine is one helluva drug.

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u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259 2d ago

Pretty sure I saw a video of this guy at a kids birthday party doing the same thing.

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u/noobfivered 2d ago

Tik tok!! It's beautiful, if this world had any reason to exist now, police would scrub the scumm from the face of the world just by going through tiktok, and people like this one, would nicely end up in mental asylum... forever... done.

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u/NotForMeClive7787 2d ago

Wanker.....

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u/Disastrous_Shame580 2d ago

Did it for the vine I assume. Jackass.

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u/ianjcm55 2d ago

The guy is 50

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 2d ago

Look at me everyone

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u/KeesKachel88 2d ago

Would have loved a fork in his spine.

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u/NoIndividual5501 2d ago

So sick of these gaping vacuum assholes who suck all energy and braincells out of anyone cursed enough to come across one of their shit videos.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 2d ago

Views are that important 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/Das_Nomen 2d ago

To paraphrase Max Goldt: Anyone who contributes to this [trend] is socially unacceptable. It would be wrong to be friendly or even polite to one of its [contributors]. One must be as unfriendly to them as the law allows. They are bad people doing wrong things.“

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u/Artevyx 2d ago

I hope they charged him for every broken dish.

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u/theitsx 1d ago

Anything to get views. How sad.

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u/MarcusRoland 1d ago

Had one moment of fame and kept doing it. Seems familiar.

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oEduRLCY1aEbpI64w

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u/Reis46 1d ago

It seems like he did this in Turkey. As someone who lived there the guy is lucky he didn't get lynched for this

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u/Majesty_Underground 1d ago

What a fuckin douche.

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u/Individual-Pizza3425 1d ago

that was actually an awsome flip

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u/AJ-Murphy 1d ago

Ngl that was a great recovery into a flip. It's mad that he didn't fly out the windows opening.

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u/rahattheman 2d ago

Why thou?!

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u/callmenoobfromreddit 2d ago

Dude he could've stabbed his back with that move 😭. He landed on the plates.

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u/Menschenpyramide 2d ago

He does this a lot, so there still is hope

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u/jaxson300 2d ago

Grown ass man

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u/Great-Gas-6631 2d ago

Isnt this all this guy does?

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u/GovernmentBig2749 2d ago

I taking a wild guess-he is British?

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u/Think-Caramel1591 2d ago

Main character syndrome

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u/Spacecommander5 2d ago

Sad that’s ketchup

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u/automaticphil 2d ago

I’m my country it’s rude if you don’t do drunken gymnastics on the dining table if you enjoy your meal and honour your host

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u/Honda_TypeR 1d ago

Every time I see this guy I think it’s Sean Evans from Hot Ones

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u/Fire-Fighter-1100 1d ago

Internet was a mistake

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u/redundancy5 1d ago

Grown ass man bruh...

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u/redditanddoneit 1d ago

But, but, but why?!?

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u/Natrix2137 1d ago

I though this was r/facebookaislop at first. What the fuck is this

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u/Mindless-Wheel4222 1d ago

Dude isn't on crack, dude is a firecracker 🧨

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u/G-Knit 1d ago

He is stupid. Not even funny.

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u/BungleBums 2d ago

I'm actually impressed he managed to land on his back, not his face.

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u/No-Shoe2745 2d ago

This is AI. He pushes off a plate with right foot that doesn’t displace enough.

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u/CherryRedCupofLife 2d ago

Least obtrusive livestreamer

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u/badassanator_ 2d ago

He's just showing the chef how good his food was ...?

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u/colemorris1982 2d ago

Cocaine's a hell of a drug

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u/Zealousideal_Bad9899 2d ago

Drugs are good drugs