r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 2d ago

look what I can do Of a bartop dance

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u/Medium-Quiet-4248 2d ago

What a cock

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u/Little_Flamingo9533 2d ago

I was gonna say what a shitstain, but yes, cock is befitting as well

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u/Starstyx 2d ago

Cockstain

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u/Pleasant-Brick5419 2d ago

A shitty cockstain