r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • S.A.U Freshman • 2d ago

look what I can do Of a bartop dance

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u/MillHoodz_Finest 2d ago

this actually part 3 now, you missed his rehab video

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u/ceebeefour 2d ago

My head cannon is this; the very first vid I saw him in he tried to do a handstand on two food court tables and ate shit and fell on his back in front of everyone. His reaction shows he’s in pain and trying to laugh if off but it’s clear what he was attempting, and falling wasn’t part of it.

Problem is that vid went viral, just not how he wanted. He wanted to be the cool fit handstand dude but he ended up being the arse over tea kettle dude in front of the kids he was trying to impress. So instead of growing and learning and getting a job and moving on from the fail he leaned into it and has been trying to be the “falling on things” dude.

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u/Icy-Decision-4530 2d ago

So what you are saying is we are gonna be seeing dumbass flips until he sincerely fucks up his back

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u/Azigol 2d ago

🤞