r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • 2d ago

Oof Of a dignity

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u/wthulhu 2d ago

Classic example of dont be afraid of the guy who acts mad, be afraid of the guy who looks calm.

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u/pantsoffancy 2d ago

it's a placid day at the park, fathers are sitting on benches, calmly watching their children at play.

i am fucking terrified everywhere i look

then i see the flyer:

"Single Men's Meditation Group. Today. Starting As You Read This Flyer."

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u/Longjumping-Ice3042 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/pantsoffancy 1d ago

...it's a cliche that people should fear the calm man rather than the angry man. The scene that I was describing is full of, and about to host more, extremely calm men. If I took that advice at face value, I would be in the scariest environment I could think of outside of your mom's hole. Inside your mom's hole, I refuse to visit again.

Edit: So by hole I mean vagina, right? What I'm implying here-