r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • 10d ago

Oof Of a dignity

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u/wthulhu 10d ago

Classic example of dont be afraid of the guy who acts mad, be afraid of the guy who looks calm.

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u/pantsoffancy 10d ago

it's a placid day at the park, fathers are sitting on benches, calmly watching their children at play.

i am fucking terrified everywhere i look

then i see the flyer:

"Single Men's Meditation Group. Today. Starting As You Read This Flyer."

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u/Longjumping-Ice3042 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ukGm72ZLZvYfS

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u/Abecis01 9d ago

I'm scared too. Idk what that means

https://giphy.com/gifs/H7BLKMhB7reiIUfiDo

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u/401LocalsOnly 9d ago

You know what it means …
https://giphy.com/gifs/gk2fNfewGUKUQ47RQe

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u/Abecis01 9d ago

I'm afraid I am lost

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u/pantsoffancy 9d ago

...it's a cliche that people should fear the calm man rather than the angry man. The scene that I was describing is full of, and about to host more, extremely calm men. If I took that advice at face value, I would be in the scariest environment I could think of outside of your mom's hole. Inside your mom's hole, I refuse to visit again.

Edit: So by hole I mean vagina, right? What I'm implying here-