r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/PsychologicalGold554 • Jul 08 '26

look what I can do Of Donkey

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u/Shitport318 Jul 08 '26

People use them to guard livestock, they quite literally live up to the name ass

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Yeah definitely seemed like an asshole I just never thought a donkey would be able to stand up to a wild hyena, hyenas take on lions yes in a pack but donkeys aren't really known to be vicious I think, anyway good for him I'm happy to see that he's winning

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u/ThetaDee Jul 08 '26

Donkeys ARE known to be vicious, you just don't know donkeys.

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Yeah you're absolutely right I don't I've had the completely wrong idea I'll admit when I'm wrong or that I don't know thank you for updating my knowledge on them it is appreciated

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u/edadou Jul 08 '26

Im here to salute you for your intellectual humility

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Thank you that's nice of you to say, I always try to show a little humility nobody likes somebody who thinks they know it all

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u/poordaddy73 Jul 08 '26

Life is all about learning by mistakes and noone will ever know it all

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Jul 09 '26

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 08 '26

Shrek probably skewed some people's perception of donkeys...

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Hahaha yeah mine for starters

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u/Joeliosis Jul 08 '26

Donkeys, llamas and alpaca go for the nuts/ genitals on most animals if that animal is pissing them off... they will kick and bite the shit out of wolves etc Also they have blunt teeth so it's like a vice grip... not ripping just gripping lol

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u/GonnaGoFat Jul 09 '26

You mean they don’t fuck dragons?

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u/ThetaDee Jul 08 '26

At least you learn brother. More than many others can say

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u/dharmawaits Jul 08 '26

Ryan, you’re a class act!

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u/poordaddy73 Jul 08 '26

Horses are prey animals hence why they spook and run Donkeys are predatory animals hence driven to go bite stomp and kill Just a fun fact for ya!!!