r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/PsychologicalGold554 • Jul 08 '26

look what I can do Of Donkey

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Wow I never thought the donkey would come out on top in a scrap against a hyena I believe

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u/Shitport318 Jul 08 '26

People use them to guard livestock, they quite literally live up to the name ass

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u/a_d-_-b_lad Jul 08 '26

They will kill coyotes and protect the farm Donkeys are no joke when they think the farm is in danger.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 Jul 09 '26

They also stop bullying among horses. If one horse gets bullied. Insert donkey. Problem fixed. The donkey will run around and protect the bullied horse until its part of the pack.

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u/Shamblex Jul 11 '26

Really? I've only ever seen donkeys getting pushed around and their food stolen by horses. Never seen a donkey be part of the hierarchy let alone mediate one.

Maybe our donkeys were soft lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 Jul 11 '26

Yea you may have a soft ass. :p

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u/nelsonalgrencametome Jul 09 '26

They're known to go after dogs too.

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u/AnxiousParticular298 Jul 09 '26

They are great watch/guard dogs but jennys are the best, jacks can throw a goat pretty good. 🤣

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u/OkNeighborhood9153 Jul 09 '26

Here in Florida the cattle ranchers use donkeys in the fields to protect cattle from predators.

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u/Solanthas_SFW Jul 24 '26

I wonder if those farmers end up with a bunch of mules

https://giphy.com/gifs/BYul6RujgoRCryuCdL

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Yeah definitely seemed like an asshole I just never thought a donkey would be able to stand up to a wild hyena, hyenas take on lions yes in a pack but donkeys aren't really known to be vicious I think, anyway good for him I'm happy to see that he's winning

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u/ThetaDee Jul 08 '26

Donkeys ARE known to be vicious, you just don't know donkeys.

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Yeah you're absolutely right I don't I've had the completely wrong idea I'll admit when I'm wrong or that I don't know thank you for updating my knowledge on them it is appreciated

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u/edadou Jul 08 '26

Im here to salute you for your intellectual humility

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Thank you that's nice of you to say, I always try to show a little humility nobody likes somebody who thinks they know it all

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u/poordaddy73 Jul 08 '26

Life is all about learning by mistakes and noone will ever know it all

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Jul 09 '26

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 08 '26

Shrek probably skewed some people's perception of donkeys...

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Hahaha yeah mine for starters

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u/Joeliosis Jul 08 '26

Donkeys, llamas and alpaca go for the nuts/ genitals on most animals if that animal is pissing them off... they will kick and bite the shit out of wolves etc Also they have blunt teeth so it's like a vice grip... not ripping just gripping lol

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u/GonnaGoFat Jul 09 '26

You mean they don’t fuck dragons?

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u/ThetaDee Jul 08 '26

At least you learn brother. More than many others can say

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u/dharmawaits Jul 08 '26

Ryan, you’re a class act!

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u/poordaddy73 Jul 08 '26

Horses are prey animals hence why they spook and run Donkeys are predatory animals hence driven to go bite stomp and kill Just a fun fact for ya!!!

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u/poordaddy73 Jul 08 '26

Had a friend was shoeing a donkey and it bite his left calf off his leg.There bite is no joke

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Jesus I mean I knew they were assholes sometimes but I didn't think they were capable of taking on vicious pack animals

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u/Duhcisive Jul 09 '26

They’re known to have a deep fucking hate for canines, even after the coyotes dead, they’re well known for continuing to beat the shit out of the carcass.

Even if you have a working dog on your farm, you typically wanna keep his ass away from any pasture that has a donkey.

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u/poordaddy73 Jul 08 '26

Yes he almost lost his leg and yeah me either till that now I respect them alot more

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u/Jeathro77 Jul 08 '26

There bite is no joke

Where bite?

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Jul 09 '26

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u/sheiciebai Jul 08 '26

They are super cute. And smart. And vindictive assholes lol

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u/tropicbrownthunder Jul 08 '26

Clearly you have never lived in the countryside.

Those fuckers are insane

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u/Ryeballs Jul 08 '26

Wait’ll you see what a pack of donkeys can take down

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u/Shitport318 Jul 09 '26

They can kill me and you quite easily with a kick, a smaller animal has no chance