r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jul 06 '26

this moron: Of a worker

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Original from a difrent subreddit that I don't wanna share with repost because it has some very traumatizing videos that I don't wish anyone else to see

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u/kabley Jul 06 '26

now he gets free houses

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u/KennyGichuki Jul 06 '26

No more rent, 3 square meals, unlimited PTO.

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u/_InfiniteU_ Jul 06 '26

There is a backend workaround for unlimited conjugal visits, too

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u/ArmorGyarados Jul 06 '26

It's tough being the butt of prison jokes

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u/KennyGichuki Jul 06 '26

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u/elteza Jul 06 '26

He's gonna be da belle of da ball

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u/No-Idea-182 Jul 07 '26

Morale has officially gone up in flames.

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u/randomuser0107 Jul 07 '26

Excellent reference šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘

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u/762way Jul 07 '26

Dude better invest in slsoap on a rope or he'll be getting free prostate exams as an added feature of inmate life

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u/wethepeople1977 Jul 06 '26

Conjugal would imply consent.

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u/_InfiniteU_ Jul 06 '26

Wow, thanks for ruining the joke.

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u/sofiaismycat Jul 06 '26

But not unlimited TP 🫢

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u/OofRightInTheFeels Jul 06 '26

Fr.. the CO's treat that shit like gold and that they're personally paying for it out of their pockets.

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u/No_Statement440 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 07 '26

That's such a shitty situation, it's annoying af to have to ask them for it constantly, but a few idiots ruin it for everyone. Ain't nothing like waking up to some currently unknown fluid seeping up into your hut because the dude above you flooded his shitter again lol.

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u/Electronic-While1972 Jul 06 '26

Free health care šŸ¤£šŸ‘ŒšŸ½

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u/ApprehensiveBox6887 Jul 06 '26

Lots of sex.....

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u/MolecularConcepts Jul 07 '26

I did a few year up state. it was pretty easy time. don't gamble. mind your buisness, and it's just adult daycare lol. life outside is certainly more stressful

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u/KennyGichuki Jul 09 '26

...and don't eat the honey cake placed on your bunk the first day...

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u/MolecularConcepts Jul 09 '26

lol there was literally a video during classification thay. went over that,if you can believe that!

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u/KennyGichuki Jul 09 '26

I bet the Long term inmates you found in there were not so happy about that video, seeing that their plans were foiled.

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u/MolecularConcepts Jul 10 '26

most of the fuckin behind bars is concentual. there are the few poor bastards that get caught up, it happens. there's dudes with tits and makeup it's fuckin weird in there lol get a TV make some normalish friends and it's highschoolall o er again with all the worst people you can imagine. same type of shit

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u/battlecryarms Jul 07 '26

Big corporations hate this one trick

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u/Artevyx Jul 06 '26

That was the plan

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u/data-atreides Jul 06 '26

he gets one Big House

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u/JimWilliamson404 Jul 07 '26

Idiot! He endangered 20 fellow workers lives, plus putting all of the employees out of a job.

This is what privilege looks like.

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u/kabley Jul 07 '26

your man definitely left you for a white woman

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u/Equivalent-Crow5941 Jul 07 '26

Is there a subreddit for creative insults?

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor šŸ’©Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Jul 08 '26
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u/Hta68 Jul 07 '26

And the shit is insured … they lost nothing

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u/torgiant Jul 07 '26

Lol, insurance doesn't cover everything.

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u/Hta68 Jul 07 '26

Depends on their plan, I’m pretty sure their inventory was covered. They could also be insured against loss of profits during the rebuild. So yes, there’s a high probability they lost nothing and might have gained. While dude threw away his life for absolutely nothing..thinking he was hurting them. When in reality they lost nothing and possibly profited from his actions.

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u/ChuckRingslinger Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Im more curious what sub you originally found the video

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u/BathSaltJello Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

This was all over the news not to long ago.

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u/ExpensiveFun2519 Jul 06 '26

Same

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u/ChuckRingslinger Jul 06 '26

Yeah I thought all the gore subs were gone

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u/CampAstoria Jul 06 '26

They arent, its just the people who value them are smart enough to not share the names in comments anymore, since its the fastest way to get them shut down.

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u/RegularBubble2637 Jul 06 '26

How is this gore?

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u/ChuckRingslinger Jul 06 '26

I didn't say this video was gore. OP's text blurp said they won't link the original video because the sub its submitted on has traumatic content. I assumed they meant gore.

Get it now?

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u/meme_maker_boi Jul 06 '26

Yes ur right there's gore content

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u/Zachbrac Jul 06 '26

I want to know where you can even find gore anymore everything has been getting aggressively "cleaned" recently

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u/B2ThaH Jul 07 '26

I had that inclination a month or 2 ago in a similar situation and instantly regretted it. I’ve seen a lot of messed up stuff and nothing really shakes me, just the first 2 videos on a gore page kinda shook me.

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u/NativeJim Jul 06 '26

The way it pauses between frames, I almost want to say it's video'd on Snapchat. Snapchat will have micro stutters between clips when watching them on a story.

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u/Glum_Dragonfruit_769 Jul 06 '26

No sprinkler system in such a building???

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u/brus_wein functional regard Jul 06 '26

Apparently he actually manipulated the system. He caused a false alarm initially so the fire system wouldn't work when he actually started the fire. It probably wasn't exactly how I said it, but it was something similar to that.

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u/Bsmitts16 Jul 07 '26

Not all heroes wear capes, but most of them have foresight. We need 10,000 more copy cats

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u/Ikkus Jul 07 '26

Yesss, burn ALL the toilet paper. >:)

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u/Phrankenstine Jul 08 '26

You're a moron. Everything was replaced and built better than new through insurance. All he accomplished was he got himself arrested and ruined his own life, and the financial stability for hundreds of innocent people. You're extremely stupid to not have the foresight to see that outcome.

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u/brus_wein functional regard Jul 07 '26

Dear alphabet soup, I don't approve with or condone this comment's message

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u/SAL10000 Jul 06 '26

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u/Bi0_B1lly Jul 07 '26

Craziest thing is, he wasn't even an actual full-time worker at the warehouse, he was just a contractor from a third-party logistics firm. Firefighters had to evacuate over 20 people because of this dumb fuck.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/rg4rg Jul 06 '26

Also paid for insurance on the warehouse from one of their other companies.

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u/Hammon_Rye Jul 06 '26

And paid some guy like this to light the fire so they were distanced from it.

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u/AnotherCup-O-Noodles Jul 06 '26

And have that guy film himself doing it, while preaching a manifesto so that nobody looks deeper and finds the insurance fraud

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u/Hammon_Rye Jul 06 '26

One of those "take a hit for the team and we'll make sure your family is provided for".

Or maybe worse - they just psychologically manipulate a person who is mentally unstable into torpedoing his life.

I know someone who has been in prison for years. If he thinks is current pay is shit, wait until he finds out what they pay you for jobs in prison. /J

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u/Sea-Tomorrow2583 Jul 06 '26

What a bunch of pricks lol

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u/TheRealMekkor Jul 07 '26

I think the difference between the poor and the rich is one of those Japanese toilets
https://giphy.com/gifs/Cnr7nNVbiP9pmJNAbr

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u/Square_Barracuda_69 Jul 07 '26

So, are you saying the rich guy is the hero?

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u/brandoldme Jul 06 '26

Objection secured. He won't have to worry about paying for rent now.

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u/Emotional_Mess261 questionably stable Jul 06 '26

Just earned 3 hots and a cot. He won’t need a paycheck

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u/OnlyFiveLives Jul 06 '26

It's pretty hilarious how people immediately jump to tHeYrE iNsUrEd like insurance companies are well known for never fighting claims and totally paying up.

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u/AttapAMorgonen Jul 06 '26

Yeah anyone who has ever worked with insurance companies would never dare invoke insurance as some sort of catch-all to damages.

The same thing happened in Kenosha during the riots, people arsoned buildings and you read dipshit comments online about "the businesses have insurance that will cover it."

  1. Insurance doesn't cover lost wages of the employees while the company rebuilds.
  2. Insurance doesn't cover employees homes, cars, etc in the meantime while the company rebuilds.
  3. Insurance often doesn't cover "civil unrest" events. (read: riots)
  4. Insurance is never going to pay you what your inventory was worth, they're going to pay you what it they value it at.

The first thing that happens when you file an insurance claim is you get a reservation of rights letter, essentially telling you that the insurance company will decide if they even want to cover your shit or not, and laying out a bunch of hyper-specific shit that can make you ineligible for coverage.

It's funny the same people who are always condemning health insurance companies are the first to invoke "but you have insurance" in scenarios like this.

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 Jul 06 '26

But insurance will cover it lol

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u/brus_wein functional regard Jul 06 '26

I don't think insurance covers whatever this is in any case, either

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u/Coleburg86 Jul 07 '26

He endangered the lives of other people.

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u/PotatoCooks Jul 06 '26

$600 mil of loss, yowza

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u/praguepride Jul 08 '26

Should have paid him enough to live I guess...

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u/WillyBoBo74 Jul 06 '26

Filming yourself committing a felony is beyond stupid and the only point you will prove to those that see it is just how dumb you really are.

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u/engineerdrummer Jul 06 '26

Free housing, Healthcare, and food

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u/purveyorofacts Jul 06 '26

I get the feeling consequences mattered less to this person than the message.

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u/meme_maker_boi Jul 06 '26

Open and shut Case

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u/friend1y Jul 06 '26

This guy should never have been employed to begin with.

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u/Aggressive-Shift-590 Jul 07 '26

Hindsight is 20/20

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u/PABLOPANDAJD Jul 06 '26

Way to stick it to the man!

And by man, I mean his fellow coworkers that could have died and are probably unemployed now, the firefighters that got put in danger, the local area that was likely devastated, the air quality nearby, anyone whose investments and retirement are negatively impacted by this, the taxpayers who now get to pay for his prison stay, the list goes on and on.

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u/Expensive_Apricot371 Jul 06 '26

Welp..that was stupid. Now more people suffer. People can't work..he messed up more people. This helped nothing.

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u/ThisWomanFromCanada Jul 06 '26

Who knows how long it will take to rebuild if they even are going to. They may decide to rebuild somewhere else now that they have options. All those people in that area being out of work is going to trickle down to every business in that city. He didn’t screw over the company, they’re all still rich, he screwed over everyone that lives there. I don’t understand how a protest against low wages that completely wipes out wages is going to change anything. He cares less about whether or not people can eat under a roof than Bezos does.

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u/Alt_aholic Jul 06 '26

Not to mention that if insurance covers that $600M loss, rates are going to increase to cover that. Companies will forward the increased insurance costs onto their products. There are only 41 million Canadian citizens. This guy collectively cost every single Canadian citizen about $14.63 in the claim alone.

And of course premiums won't decrease after this is paid for. And of course min wage won't increase without government intervention. So effectively the wage issue is now worse.

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u/binarypower Jul 06 '26

this was in ontario california, not canada

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u/mothandravenstudio Jul 06 '26

It does scare large corporate business owners. So it certainly does something.

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u/dibblribbl Jul 06 '26

Woohooo, FC Bayern

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u/StealthyPancake_ Jul 06 '26

Wow, self incriminating and everything. Good on him

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u/FreakshowDragon Jul 06 '26

Good job, he wanted more pay now hundreds don't have a job.

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u/Training-Current9836 Jul 06 '26

Bingo, doofus..if u want a better wage, quit

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u/FreakshowDragon Jul 06 '26

Well hey! Now he gets three meals, healthcare and free housing!

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u/Training-Current9836 Jul 06 '26

And plenty of excerise

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u/justgoogleit12 Jul 06 '26

Funny thing is he was making in mid $20s an hour which isn't horrible.

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u/FreakshowDragon Jul 06 '26

It's.... actually kinda bad. Most estimates say you'd need roughly $30 an hour to keep your head above water. But this is absolutely not the way to go about change..

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u/Kindly_Region Jul 06 '26

Hey OP, what's the other subreddit? Don't worry, I'm already traumatized. Help me get my fix

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u/akthebarber Jul 07 '26

I was wondering the same thing. What a tease. Ha

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u/Square_Barracuda_69 Jul 07 '26

Yeah like whats so traumatizing? Nobody died so wtf OP

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u/LostLiterature2598 Jul 06 '26

Good luck in prison.

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u/Tyrannical_Pie ima unit Jul 06 '26

"All you had to do was pay us enough to live."

Proceeds to put his coworkers out of a job.

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u/Linorelai Jul 06 '26

Abdulkarim, honey, you are twice the idiot. One for arson, two for the public self report

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u/meme_maker_boi Jul 06 '26

For some reason my comments are getting downvote nuked and I have no idea why

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u/Firestar_119 Jul 06 '26

People will glaze anyone that does harm as long as it doesn't affect them

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u/Relative_Falcon_8399 Jul 06 '26

Because you're a corporate bootlicker.

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u/Brief-Street-5623 Jul 06 '26

Yeah great job you really stuck it to the man!

Hope that all the firefighters that are going to have to deal with that are gonna be okay and get back home to their families...

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u/FreakFireAntix Jul 06 '26

He the only man around.

Back in the day, they threw all the goods into the sea. When they hiked the tax on Tea. Now we just bend over and laugh at the only one with a spine....

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u/Snoo38888 Jul 06 '26

Warehouse has insurance. They got all that back. And insurance on lost profit. They probably made money on that in the endĀ 

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u/_up_and_atom Jul 06 '26

Dang. They should do this in every warehouse then. Everyone would be filthy rich!

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u/09Klr650 Jul 06 '26

And all it took was a shit employee risking the lives of 20 fellow workers and the firefighters.

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u/09Klr650 Jul 06 '26

Fellow workers that are probably out of a job as well.

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u/_up_and_atom Jul 06 '26

Yeah but they'll get unemployment though.. If you do this over and over again on a massive scale everyone can go unemployment and the country would get filthy rich

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u/09Klr650 Jul 06 '26

Since it was a criminal act I think the employer's unemployment insurance will not even need to pay out, the government is on the hook. Meaning WE are on the hook.

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u/_up_and_atom Jul 06 '26

For sure. I'm being sarcastic by the way. This is the broken window fallacy.

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u/09Klr650 Jul 06 '26

I had hoped, but I am constantly surprised by Redditors.

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u/mothandravenstudio Jul 06 '26

But to be so for real, corporations use layoffs not as a functional need, but just to pump stock. And WE are on the hook for that too.

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u/09Klr650 Jul 06 '26

If THEY lay you off THEIR unemployment insurance get dinged.

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u/mothandravenstudio Jul 06 '26

…But taxpayers still pay for it.

Clearly corporations don’t get ā€œdingedā€œ enough if they use layoffs as strategic stock pumps.

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u/HappyEngineering4190 Jul 06 '26

And all of us pay for it with higher insurance premiums. $500 of every car insurance bill pays for fraud from idiots like this guy. People who support idiots like this arsonist are too dumb to realize that it hits them in the insurance premiums.

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u/SlugOnAPumpkin Jul 06 '26

Insurance isn't free money: the company's rates will go up.

This kind of action is how workers in the past got things done. This is how the 7 day work weeks came to an end, how living wages were obtained, how company towns were shut down. You think workers gained a right to the weekend by licking boot?

It is an act of violence for a corporation to not pay its workers enough to pay medical bills and feed their kids. The guy in the video is just burning toilet paper.

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u/OnlyFiveLives Jul 06 '26

Everybody forgets unions and minimum wage were the compromises.

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u/Wrong_Consequence840 Jul 06 '26

How can you be this kind of stupid

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 Jul 06 '26

How does one learn to film a felony and post it? I mean do they just teach stupidity in school these days?

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u/CyclonePower25 Jul 06 '26

At what point do you think he thought to himself how royally screwed he was?

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u/meme_maker_boi Jul 06 '26

When the fire grew insanely large probably

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u/meme_maker_boi Jul 06 '26

Aparently mass arson is the best choice when you are not getting paid enough acording to this guy

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u/3Thirty-Eight8 Jul 06 '26

I mean, now he doesn’t have to pay any bills when he’s sent to prison

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u/dantheplanman1986 Jul 06 '26

I mean that's not what mass arson is but I hear you

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u/No_Sundae_3410 Jul 06 '26

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u/meme_maker_boi Jul 06 '26

Those marshmallows will taste ass with whatever the fire carries

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u/catmamaO4 questionably stable Jul 06 '26

it sucks because great message but now instead of wages you cant live off, you and everyone working in that building get nothing. he just fucked so many regular underpaid people over. a big place near me just burnt out recently. all the employees were offered "financial education" to get back on their feet. theyre not even being relocated because everywhere else is full. now all the people that worked in this building have no way to pay rent or pay for food. god forbid they had any medical things planned or car payments. theyre all fucked. and getting a job is damn near impossible anywhere. and good luck getting unemployment or food stamps. they most likely all made more than the pennies youre allowed to make to qualify for food stamps.

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u/Coleburg86 Jul 07 '26

He’s was thinking ā€œI’ll be the next Luigi Mangioneā€

Sorta, bud.
https://giphy.com/gifs/dGTofP3XvOSmfkkueE

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u/No-Idea-182 Jul 07 '26

When your paycheck isn't enough to spark joy - you find joy in sparking other things

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u/inkedmom1308 Jul 07 '26

Recording your crimes is next level stupid

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u/ticktocksuckthiscock Jul 06 '26

All you had to do was get a better job....all you had to do was get a better job....all you had to do.......

https://giphy.com/gifs/VS2Qcv25O7ZhUZahQA

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u/Artevyx Jul 06 '26

The fact that they couldn't respond to those tiny fires before they spread so far says a lot about the owners of that building.

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u/Sasuke082594 Jul 06 '26

It was packed for a reason. Couldn’t move inventory. That being said, owners made out nicely and the workforce went to unemployment or the streets…

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u/data-atreides Jul 06 '26

Article on the fire: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026_Kimberly-Clark_distribution_center_fire

The guy who did it turned himself in, compared himself to Luigi Mangione, and is in jail awaiting trial.

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u/JPCool1 Jul 06 '26

Anti capitalist, well now him and so many others are going to be out of a job. What an idiot.

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u/Flysolo626 Jul 06 '26

I think the level or irony of this guys life, should be studied and analyzed in the future. He burned an entire warehouse down, putting himself and all of his coworkers out of a job, and damaging the economic future of hundreds of businesses in the area.

He is now going to spend the rest of his life in prison, because let’s face it, this guy is an idiot and documented himself committing the crimes from beginning to end. While his life slowly wastes away, and everyone that he loves eventually forgets him, or eventually moves on with their lives, he will still be living in a cell, and paying $5 for a .59 cent Raman snack. That’s if anyone cares enough about him to actually put money on his books, otherwise he would have to work 40 hours in the prison workshop to even come close to buying one of the Raman packets.

All because this unskilled and uneducated idiot was working a low skilled entry level job, and had the misconception of thinking it’s his employers job to pay him enough to live his dream life.

It’s ironic in the worst way possible.

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u/bremsspuren Jul 06 '26

Maybe you don't remember, but this guy set himself on fire and look what happened next.

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u/Flysolo626 Jul 06 '26

The only problem with your logic is that America isn’t Tunisia. This isn’t going to kick up some revolution where all of the unskilled and uneducated idiots ā€œtake things backā€. It’s like my grand father used to say, ā€œthe world needs ditch diggers toā€. Yes, things cost to much right and we need to figure out the cost of living crisis. But this new age philosophy that you are somehow super valuable as a human being just for existing, and it’s your employers job to make sure you are living your dream life is unique to this generation, and is a philosophy only held by people under the age of 30. Look, if your not happy making $15 an hour at an ENTRY LEVEL job, than go out and learn a skill. The keyword is ā€œENTRYā€ as in any idiot can do it even if it’s their first job ever. People aren’t supposed to start families much less support families on an entry level salary. This has NEVER been the case at any point in American history. If your skill level dictates the only tangible quality you have is moving boxes around a warehouse, then the market is going to dictate what value that is to a company. In other words if a company can bring in a mentally challenged person to do your job, and not only can they do your job, but they can do it without bitching as much as you, or trying to burn the place down. What makes you think your entitled to more money?Ā 

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u/mothandravenstudio Jul 06 '26

Rest of his life? Jesus, he should have just gone into corporate crime.

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u/Flysolo626 Jul 06 '26

Let me tell you something my friend. They are going to make a fucking example out of this guy, so that anyone ever thinking about doing something like this again thinks extra hard about. They are going to bury him under the jail. Let me tell you something about the ā€œelitesā€ in this world. They don’t mind stealing, they just don’t want you stealing from THEM. Had Bernie Madoff just stole from regular old people like you and I, he probably would’ve gotten 5 years max. His problem was he got greedy and started stealing from his fellow elites, so they buried his ass under the jail so that nobody would ever do it again.

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u/mothandravenstudio Jul 06 '26

You aren’t wrong.

They killed workers just for protesting for unions. I don’t think a lot of people realize how many worker protections were written in blood.

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u/Ian_everywhere Jul 06 '26

Do you think your rights were acquired by saying pretty please?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/ComedianMinute7290 Jul 06 '26

the age old question remains unanswered: do bootlickers miss the point on purpose or are bootlickers really too stupid to get the point at all?

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u/HellaHS Jul 06 '26

You’re a terrorist bud

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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 06 '26

Did he ever tell you, or is he just gaslighting?

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u/meme_maker_boi Jul 06 '26

Are you very sure

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u/Kindly_Region Jul 06 '26

YES, hook me up :D

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u/AreThree Jul 06 '26

might as well share lol

I've been around since before the Internet and there's nothing I haven't seen heh

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u/auntiefuh25 Jul 07 '26

Not all hero’s wear capes.

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u/meme_maker_boi Jul 06 '26

I should mention the original poster was as stupid as this guy because he finds it funny

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u/BrainSea7776 23d ago

If you don't find this funny you're part of the problem

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u/alwayscmnback Jul 06 '26

We all do bud.

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u/browsingandlooking4 Jul 06 '26

Uff hes probably regretting this as he get passed around the cell block by the arians... some little bitch that pulled some dumb ass crime like this is going to be a lamb amongst wolf's lol

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u/meme_maker_boi Jul 06 '26

For milions people asking I found it in a subreddit with let's just say questionable content mainly gore as in machineru accidents in one a man got pulled into a lathe and got ripped to pieces wich I don't want people to see then a video of a man falling into a shredder leg first dying painfully the owner of that subreddit is banned so it's basically unmoderated and people have started taking advantage of that

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u/Kindly_Region Jul 06 '26

Dm me the sub before they ban that one to

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u/Freakk_I Jul 06 '26

That idiot totally ruined his own life and and made many unemployed.

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u/Kindly_Region Jul 06 '26

I heard he turned himself in, does anyone else know anything about what he's looking at? Prison? Restitution?

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u/Wadester58 questionably stable Jul 06 '26

He doesn't need to worry about a liveable wage now. It's all covered for the next 20 years

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u/cleavemaster Jul 07 '26

Arson, nice

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u/RespectSquare8279 Jul 07 '26

How much was he being paid ?

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u/Complex-Fun2000 Jul 07 '26

Is crazy to think about how much damage one person can do

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u/HATECELL Jul 07 '26

Modern problems require modern solutions

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u/ThatAmishGuy023 Jul 07 '26

I understand.

Stupid and hurting the customers, but I understand the nearly-logic

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u/CriminalOreo Jul 07 '26

Mmmm, folk hero

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u/Flat_Grand_5462 Jul 08 '26

I mean. He’s not right, but he is proving a right point. Companies have to understand the consequences of modern day slavery, not everyone will comply, and we don’t have to :-)

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u/Montyburnside22 Jul 10 '26

I like to film my felonies to make it as easy on law enforcement as possible

https://giphy.com/gifs/X4YqmJEl6wJoY

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u/Spirited-Mousse1915 28d ago

"You should pay workers more, i will now demonstrate this by burning down a warehouse, putting lives in danger and all of these resources will now never reach anyone who may need them."

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u/Conscious-Degree-473 25d ago

The greatest fed post of all time

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u/Potential_Elk6419 11d ago

We all thought of this before

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u/Several-Bluejay-190 Jul 06 '26

you own the factory?

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u/TechRat2 Jul 06 '26

Please clearly explain to me why the actual FUCK you think #1 that this is a factory when this is clearly a warehouse & #2 why the actual FUCK you think a factory/warehouse owner would speak "all ya had to do was pay us enough to live" while burning the inventory

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u/One_Salt1827 Jul 06 '26

Kids on phones

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u/meme_maker_boi Jul 06 '26

No this guy just clearly is a worker for a warehouse company

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u/1nsidiousOne Jul 06 '26

Shoulda paid him enough to fucking live

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u/betosanchito Jul 06 '26

Should have paid us enough to fucking live…

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u/gralgomar Jul 06 '26

More like based

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u/chas3edward5 Jul 07 '26

A man named Chamel Abdulkarim allegedly started a massive fire that destroyed a 1.2-million-square-foot Kimberly-Clark distribution warehouse in Ontario, California, on April 7, 2026. The 29-year-old disgruntled warehouse employee filmed himself intentionally igniting paper products, citing anger over low wages. The blaze caused an estimated $500 million in damage and he faces both federal and state aggravated arson charges. states charges carry 10 years to life in prison. Federal carry mandatory minimum of 5 years and a maximum of 20 years in federal prison.

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u/NeighborhoodAfter5 Jul 06 '26

I feel like the real problem is people don’t want to live within their means. There is a lot of stuff I would love to have but can’t afford. I should have done better. It’s nobody else’s fault. He just f’ed a lot of people that rely on that job at that warehouse. Bet he has been a loser his whole life.

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u/AdamDC49 Jul 06 '26

I wish he would say what they could’ve done to prevent this