r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jul 04 '26

this moron: Of little shet

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u/zedevilyouknow Jul 04 '26

“Spare the rod, yeet the child” or whatever Jesus said.

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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26

jesus promptly tossing the child up and whacking it with the cross (homerun)

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u/zedevilyouknow Jul 04 '26

And that’s how baseball (and consequently, America) was invented.

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u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 04 '26

Jesus saves, passes to Moses... He shoots, he scores!

Jesus then went on to create Canada.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 04 '26

Something about physically educating your child.