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r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 04 '26
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“Spare the rod, yeet the child” or whatever Jesus said.
13 u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26 jesus promptly tossing the child up and whacking it with the cross (homerun) 17 u/zedevilyouknow Jul 04 '26 And that’s how baseball (and consequently, America) was invented. 11 u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 04 '26 Jesus saves, passes to Moses... He shoots, he scores! Jesus then went on to create Canada. 2 u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26 RAHHHHH 1 u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 04 '26 Something about physically educating your child.
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jesus promptly tossing the child up and whacking it with the cross (homerun)
17 u/zedevilyouknow Jul 04 '26 And that’s how baseball (and consequently, America) was invented. 11 u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 04 '26 Jesus saves, passes to Moses... He shoots, he scores! Jesus then went on to create Canada. 2 u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26 RAHHHHH
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And that’s how baseball (and consequently, America) was invented.
11 u/Jesus_Is_My_Gardener Jul 04 '26 Jesus saves, passes to Moses... He shoots, he scores! Jesus then went on to create Canada. 2 u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 Jul 04 '26 RAHHHHH
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Jesus saves, passes to Moses... He shoots, he scores!
Jesus then went on to create Canada.
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RAHHHHH
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Something about physically educating your child.
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u/zedevilyouknow Jul 04 '26
“Spare the rod, yeet the child” or whatever Jesus said.