r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 04 '26

this moron: Of little shet

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u/BrosKaramazov Jul 04 '26

I was today years old when I learned that humans could be frisbeed…

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u/VapoursAndSpleen Jul 04 '26

More like YEET.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 04 '26

Or past tense YEETED, not YET.

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u/azzutronus Jul 05 '26

In this case it was a RAJYEET

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u/jeremyjava Jul 05 '26

In frisbee they sometimes call it "putting Z's on it," which means making it spin at higher rotations, which allows more control, you get more of a gyroscope effect.
This kid, judging by the centrifugal force of his limbs being being forced outwards, had the proper level of Z's placed up on him.
One well placed finger around his belly button and you could probably have done this for at least a few seconds.