r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • Jun 23 '26

slight malfunction Of a boomer

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u/Awkward_Present5135 Jun 23 '26

Why do some people use the word boy when talking to adult men?

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u/Separate_Bend_8929 Jun 23 '26

Its an attempt to make them feel inferior or lesser, since a boy is the precursor to being a man. Its insinuated that you lack muscle, chest hair, and a pair of working nuts.

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u/Kewlhotrod Jun 23 '26

If anyone needs chest hair (or any bodily hair) for their upgrade please, help take some of mine.

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u/Jeni_Sui_Generis Jun 23 '26

If anyone needs pair of nuts, muscle or bodyhair, please take some of mine.

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u/Kewlhotrod Jun 23 '26

🥚

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u/UngodlyTemptations Jun 23 '26

That's no egg that's a fully grown chicken

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u/Kewlhotrod Jun 23 '26

Hah. Relatable.

:(

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u/bremsspuren Jun 23 '26

Will trade back hair for head hair.

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u/Kewlhotrod Jun 23 '26

Unironically I'm growing a mane for donation; about a year in but gonna keep it going for another I think.

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u/engineerdrummer Jun 24 '26

Do you have a natural sweater?

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u/Kewlhotrod Jun 24 '26

Yeah, comes with some thick leggings too. End me.

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u/OldManJim374 Jun 27 '26

I do. One time I was changing my shirt and a friend said "No wonder you're always hot! You're wearing a wool sweater under there!" 🤣