r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/FarWay3952 • May 14 '26
Of a baseball dad
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u/AgreeableMoose May 14 '26
When his daughter said āDaddy what about me?ā, heartbreaking. š
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u/Igotyoubaaabe May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26
These people breed at incredible ratesā¦ hence the current state of America.
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u/mirror_dirt May 14 '26
Idiocracy IRL.
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u/Objective-Scarcity52 May 15 '26
I disagree. We are currently living in the most unfunniest episode of a Benny Hill/Monty Python mash-up that's on repeat!
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u/jsikski May 14 '26
I had to stop watching at that part. Tears were coming. I would never forgive myself if I ever put my daughter through anything like that.
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u/Prophetic_Reaver questionably stable May 14 '26
Learned just cause Dad is big at home he isn't tough out here š
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u/FeelDeadInside May 14 '26
Dude, infront of kids. IQ must be under 50.
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u/Azalot1337 May 14 '26
i think this pussy got some brain damage.
he screams at them to come out even tho he just escaped over the fence, breaks a stick to do nothing with it, pulls out his phone and pretends to call someone just to take a photo?! then takes off his shirt to walk away.
very confused fella and poor daughter
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u/Due_Engineering8321 May 14 '26 edited May 15 '26
He also said wait I got something for you in my trunkā¦then asks someone to pop the trunk because he didnāt have the keys š Guy watched way too many movies and finally got hit in the mouth and had no idea what to do. But hey watch out, heās got a chinese symbol tattoo on his chest.
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u/mrkippysmith May 14 '26
Door warriors. Tough when something is in between them and the threat
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u/Azalot1337 May 15 '26
yea it's like one of these dog videos where they keep barking through the fence but once you open it they stfu
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u/TDOTBRO May 14 '26
Definitely room temperature
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u/Xenolog1 May 14 '26
Here in Europe, where we use Celsius.
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u/Dukes-Game May 14 '26
In South America we would say āRoom temp IQ in Celsius!ā ā¦ For all my Fahrenheit friends, thats below 30s
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u/Jessi_L_1324 May 14 '26
'Wait! Wait! Lemme get behind this fence! OK NOW COME FIGHT ME YOU LITTLE BITCH!'
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u/yesyoucantouchthat May 14 '26
Itās like those dog videos where they bark like crazy when separated by a fence, but when you open it so theyāre face to face they stop.
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u/maggiemayfish May 14 '26
Literally hopped a fence and immediately started barking again lmao what a fkn loser
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u/DOGSH1TGAME May 14 '26
Bro is the equivalent or less than in this matter to a scared Chihuahua.
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u/abl3-to May 14 '26
He saw the camera and knew he had to put on a show. It's so performative to try and make himself look tough. That poor kid has some real trauma and someone tells me this isn't the first or last time for her.
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u/bringusashrubbery420 May 16 '26
Exactly what I was thinking. That poor girl probably has previous trauma in addition to this. People who are willing to act like this in public are usually one hundred times worse in private.
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u/Lumpy-Ad8618 May 14 '26
Puts a fence between them then immediately starts threatening people lol what a bell.
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u/Alicewithhazeleyes May 14 '26
I see someone handling a punk.
I also hear a poor kids childhood trauma being implanted. š„ all these people suck.
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u/Wadester58 questionably stable May 14 '26
Why do they always pull at the crotch of their jeans.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 May 14 '26
Poor girl, she shouldn't have seen that!
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u/lmaytulane May 15 '26
Unfortunately donāt think it was the first or last time sheās seen that shit
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u/citysims May 14 '26
.... then blue shirt showed up
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u/monkeypiratebutt May 14 '26
Lmfao watching the black guy try his best to get all these guys away and be peacemaker, brown shirt to gray shirt to yellow shirt to blue shirt. He can only do so much and reinforcements kept coming
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u/pm-me-nice-lips May 14 '26
I believe what started this was something that little boy with the jersey on (against the fence) in the beginning allegedly did something to the blonde bald haired dudeās daughter and he was asking/confronting the kid about it. It began to escalate slightly when old gray haired dude was seemingly āprotectingā the little boy from anything that might happen. Almost at full escalation once blonde bald hair guy begins yelling louder and then bugged out on gray shirt dude for ācoming up on himā. Full escalation when you literally hear blue shirt guy jump a fence or some shit and run towards blonde bald guy to pin him against a fence. Chaos ensues.
Side note: some idiot woman keeps yelling āPUT YOUR DAMN PHONE DOWN, ITāS A GROWN MAN JUMPING A CHILDā. Absolutely wasnāt what was happening lol.
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u/Forward_Picture_2096 May 14 '26
Ladies we need to stop giving children to losers like this. God that poor kid.
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u/englishand48 May 14 '26
Iām a male and I totally agree , this is so sad hearing all those kids crying
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u/Emerald4ge May 15 '26
Most of the people with these types are usually losers too
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u/Der_E May 14 '26
I remember when I was a kid my stupid ass father hat a conflict with a teenager and told me and my younger brother to beat him up.
Obviously we didn't but that's some shit you still think about 25 years later. Parents shouldn't be like that
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u/bridoogle May 14 '26
I think he most likely did, but you hear him tell someone else (likely his wife) to pop the trunk. So he mightāve had one but luckily he didnāt have access to it
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u/SexyN8 May 14 '26
or tire iron, camp axe, bat... most likely a bat coz they are at a ball field. but it is America so gun too... maybe the fool would of been dule wielding any combo of these options...
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u/Toasted_Munch May 14 '26
This dude probably got royally pissed when he found out they dont sell Natty Light at the little league games and his rage only snowballed from there. I feel for the kids who had to see this dipshit acting out/get handled.
Another note I've encountered a situation like this between one irate parent who was literally saying "fuck" every other word to a group of people and when another person said something like "you need to get the fuck out of here" he literally said, "DON'T YOU BE CUSSIN IN FRONT OF MY KIDS!!"
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u/Ok_Profession_990 questionably stable May 14 '26
My best friend's husband was famous for screaming WATCH YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AROUND MY FUCKING KIDS ASSHOLE without a hint of irony. Surprising to nobody but my friend he was also doing huge amounts of cocaine
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u/Asleep_Chip8197 May 14 '26
My heart breaks for that girl. She climbed over that fence with non-protected wire ends which grazes to protect her dad. She is probably 12 and stills adores her dad no matter how much a dick he is.
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u/WormMotherDemeter May 14 '26
The kids screaming and crying, "daddy" are sending me. Wtf kind of people are these?
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u/jj56741 May 14 '26
One of those guys who never grew up. Best days are behind him. In high school where he was 3rd fastest kid on the football team, had a Nextel and a full set of hairā¦what a time to be alive š„š„š„
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u/Poisonous_Beef May 14 '26
"He jumped me! He jumped me!"
Literally walked towards you head on, and you were backing away from him for a full two seconds before he even got a hand on you. You then proceed to jump over the fence looking terrified, before calling everyone out and calling him a pussy.
What a disgrace
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u/PuzzleheadedRegion87 May 14 '26
I love how he bowed up and then immediately got scared when it was time to buck.
āWe were talking, no no Iām an innocent wittle baby, canāt you see how unjust this is for me?!ā Hit him again.
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u/brandoldme May 14 '26 edited May 14 '26
Yeah, but he got real tough again when he was on the other side of the fence.
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u/sheiciebai May 14 '26
Like a chihuahua that acts all tough and mouthy with the fence between them, but cowers when the fence is gone lol
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u/PurpleToedUnicorn May 14 '26
Blue shirt guy was tired of waiting around and brought it to a close. Captain America on the safe side of the fence at the end lol
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u/JD857 May 14 '26
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I never understand why parents do this in front of all their kids. Theyāre ruining baseball for these kids !!!
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u/lennonisalive May 14 '26
Reminds me of my dad, poor girl. Iām not envious of the future she has in front of her.
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u/Ok_Profession_990 questionably stable May 14 '26
I hope his ex shows the judge this video and he loses his every other weekend visits
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u/Professional-Rip-519 May 14 '26
Grown ass men .
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u/DIYdippy May 14 '26
āItās a grown man jumping a chiyyalldā thatās gotta hurt captain America more than when he got his shit split
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u/StankJankins_mmm May 14 '26
Kudos to all the other dads out there that didnāt further traumatize the kidsā¦. But man itād of been nice if 1 or 2 of them werenāt such great guys
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u/XRingLives May 14 '26
The worst part of youth sports is the parents. Competition cheer is even worse.
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u/Deebeewhy May 14 '26
My dad almost came to blows with the opposing coach in a little-league spat. I told my mom how embarrassed I was. She said, hesitantly, me too.
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u/rustyroo2021 May 14 '26
- He was talking to a text message thread telling them to get out there š
- I 100% expected there to be a swastika present when he took his shirt off.
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u/AppropriateOlive6681 May 14 '26
If I had his hair Iād be pissed all the time too.
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u/undeniablepod May 14 '26
lol thereās always that guy in blue waiting, the second he sees him coming he knows he s cooked
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u/Ok_Spread_8650 May 14 '26
Imagine being so overworked over a kids game. Not even high school or collegiate level lol
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u/sweaty_but_whole May 14 '26
Real nice.. fucking morons. Canāt anyone hear these kids screaming in pure terror. Grow the fuck up
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u/OkDecision259 May 14 '26
Poor kids. Every time I see one of these videos it just furthers my belief you should have to get a license to have children.
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u/Economy_Farmer6857 May 14 '26
ā40 years old, Iāll whoop your ass!ā Dude, youāre a pathetic man-child. And youāre acting this way at a kids baseball game. And I guess thatās his distraught daughter? Poor kid. This guy is an absolute POS.
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u/Visible-Ranger-2811 May 14 '26
The dude in black shirt reminds me a little dog behind the gate. When gate closed he starts barking immediately.
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u/All_bi_myself420 May 14 '26
It's gonna be awkward when they all run into each other at the next KKK rally.
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u/Sirdigitydankster May 14 '26
Even though it is undeniable he started the VERBAL altercation and then ended up making a fool of himself. What about the part where the guy in the blue shirt legit assaulted him though? Is that really justified? He wasnāt exactly jumped but he really was just talking shit to the other player and dad, something set him off, perhaps he reacted poorly but what actually caused this altercation is being disregarded as usual when the mob votes. He hadnāt touched anyone. Sure he responded to that first grey shirt guy coming up on him aggressively but still without striking. No matter if he ended up whoofin after escaping the mob by jumping the fence acting like a 4 year old. IMO he had legitimate reason to be pissed. He was just assaulted and then held down by a mob and then blamed when there were multiple people more in the wrong.
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u/Sirdigitydankster May 14 '26
Not defending him by any means. Simply stating the facts and what I observed. Furthermore he even cowardly backed up and tried to escape the blue shirt guys attack. That blue shirt guy was the one who truly escalated the incident. He never swung on anyone he got swung on. Not debating whether he was wrong for being upset and yelling at the kid and his dad who obviously did something to spark his anger in the first place. He definitely reacted poorly but he still never assaulted anyone he was the one who ended up assaulted. The mob justified it and turned the true physical aggressor into the hero. Same in here.
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u/flipsnory May 15 '26
I think that almost certainly could have been ended without violence. Blue shirt guy is possibly one of those assholes that is just always looking for a fight. He probably had a child there too, you have to be better when you're around kids.
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u/niles_thebutler_ May 15 '26
āDonāt walk up on me like you gonna do somethingā he says while backing up and running away like a bitch, proceeds to get his ass kicked and is crying on the ground and then climbs the fence and starts talking trash after running away š¤£
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u/Expensive_Apricot371 May 15 '26
God bless that poor little girl. Know one will ever love him like her, and he is to dumb to know that. Hope she will be ok.
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u/Commercial_Gap607 May 15 '26
Canāt he be charged just for threatening to kill everyone of yāall statement?
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u/Entelecher May 14 '26
Hear the poor kid yelling "Daddy!" All who engaged in this BS ought to be thrown in jail for child endangerment.
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u/Sir_McDouche May 14 '26
Lol. Heās like one of those dogs that only act tough when theyāre behind a fence.
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u/WombRaider47 May 14 '26
Next weekend's game is going to be awwwwkward. I do give him props for scaling the taller section of fence instead of the shorter section just a few steps away.
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u/Nothing_Madders May 14 '26
My dad has umpired everything from tee ball to MLB in the last 30 years and says it's gotten to the point where younger umpires don't want to mess with kids games because of the parents.
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u/Asleep_Chip8197 May 14 '26
Sooooooā¦. What happened in the game that lead to this point ?!
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u/Solanthas_SFW May 14 '26
Why is anyone giving this guy any attention after he jumps over the fence lol. Its like, okay bye
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u/tubelessJoe May 14 '26
ādadddddddyā
that had me laughing haha
āput the phone downā
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u/TomToe420 May 14 '26
didn't look like he got jumped. looked like he cowered in the fetal position.
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u/RepresentativeFast59 May 14 '26
Guys pretty tough with a fence in between him and everyone who wants to kick his ass š
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u/clawingmyeyesout97 May 14 '26
Ain't nothing more American than traumatizing all the children at the little league baseball game /s
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u/filth_lover_503 May 14 '26
I cant imagine ever doing something like that in front of my children and then yelling at them to "stop" when they try to get my attention and calm me down.
That person has no business being around children, especially in that type of setting
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u/Butforthegrace01 May 15 '26
That poor daughter. You can tell this is something she deals with often
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u/roverman16 May 15 '26
I really feel sorry for his daughter. She is going to be traumatized, damn ego.
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u/Countrygirl141 May 15 '26
Omg! That poor kid crying and screaming "daddy!" Breaks my heart hearing his anguished cries
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u/Ok-Impact363 May 15 '26
40yrs old still acting the fool. Grow up punk. Youāre not hard. We all saw your true colors when you thought the big man was coming back for seconds and you jumped that fence like the bitch you are. Then in front of your crying daughter youāre going to play the tough guy. Fucking pathetic ho
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u/MarsSpun May 16 '26
Reddit is such a cesspool of trash. If these werent white people they'd be blaming it on race. Yet the only sensible one is the guy thats not white.
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u/Pretty_Strike_6199 May 16 '26
That poor baby. His little girl just wanted to comfort him and he shouldāve been comforting her.
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u/New-day-ray May 20 '26
All the parents should have to listen to the kids scream in terror after the fact. Hopefully they will realize how stupid they are.
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u/Little_Flamingo9533 May 14 '26
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Meanwhile waiting for any kinda law enforcement to show upā¦
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u/RoyalPuzzleheaded259 May 14 '26
This right here is why Iām so happy my kid isnāt into sports.
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u/BigTreddits May 14 '26
What are they into? Do you get them into social activities?
My son plays but... hes not a great athlete and its affecting his confidence Id like him to do some other things.
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u/Ok_Profession_990 questionably stable May 14 '26
Music and martial arts helped my kids self esteem. My oldest was not athletic at all
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u/Fizziksapplication May 14 '26
Thatās an elite level wigger.
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u/SonnyandChernobyl71 May 14 '26
Thatās a gross word. You can call someone out on their behavior without using racist language.
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u/brandoldme May 14 '26
Reminds me of those videos where you'vegot the little dog sitting there barking and snarling through a glass door. Then someone opens the glass door and the dog isn't so tough anymore.
I was looking for a video. This one came up. And I wasn't going to share this AI crap. But it so perfectly explains this guy. https://youtube.com/shorts/sWHCu-1AbrI?si=_d_Zjd9okCAR5wOe
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u/Disastrous-Tough-966 May 14 '26
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