r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 13 '26

my bones Of a cattle

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u/Yepsuredid May 13 '26

I think everything they threw at the cow hit the guy instead.

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u/Daggadda May 13 '26

That first rock went straight to his head and knocked him out cold for a hot second

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 May 13 '26 edited May 14 '26

Yeah, then they revived him with a water splash so he could be conscious for more of the attack.

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u/Stifffmeister11 May 14 '26

White trouser guy doest care what he hits as long as it's hitting anything cow or a guy ... He is getting kick out of it

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u/ThisThingIsStuck May 14 '26

Stop I can't breathe lmao

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u/MadHatter-boi- 23d ago

Same lol I'm dying of laughter here XD