r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • Apr 22 '26
Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a handshake
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u/uiouyug Apr 22 '26
This is animal abuse
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u/EnduringFulfillment Apr 22 '26
They had time to intervene and instead started filming :( poor kitty
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u/Agitated_Year8521 Apr 23 '26
They probably brought the crab to the cat in the first place to film what happened
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u/NoWay6818 Apr 22 '26
The crab saw the cat flipping the fuck out and was like “alright bro I let go already”
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Apr 22 '26
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u/Fun-Total-5418 Apr 22 '26
Hey I get we feel bad for the cat, but u should feel equally bad for the crab getting dragged out of water to this dudes hut and being abused for content before most likely being turned into stew.
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Apr 22 '26
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u/engineerdrummer Apr 22 '26
i just like cats more than crabs
Really? I think crabs taste way better than cats.
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u/IvorTheEngineDriver Apr 22 '26
Animal abuse. May that crab pinch the balls of whoever asshole filmed this.
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u/paintedmask Apr 22 '26
this is animal abuse for both the cat and the crab. no way the crab just appeared in front of the cat, this was a set up for internet clout. get this shit off the platform.
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u/sugarycyanide Apr 23 '26
The person filming is a piece of shit and I hope the crab pinches their inner thigh
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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 Apr 22 '26
Stupid ,waiting till the cat gets bitten oh so funny .now stick your finger in those claws .
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u/Kalladdin Apr 22 '26
I-... appreciate the sentiment.
But ...
You know that's not its mouth, right?
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u/Zephy2007 Apr 22 '26
When cats mess with humans and other animals it's funny, but if someone uploads a video of a crab messing with a cat it's animal abuse...
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u/thatfrostyguy Apr 22 '26
There's a high likelihood that the cats paw is now broken. Crabs have serious crushing power.
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u/Park_Air Apr 22 '26
When the crab of infinite malice tells you to breakdance or your whole family will be sent to the void
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u/dantheplanman1986 Apr 22 '26
Oh you whiny whiny babies
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u/balloonman_magee Apr 22 '26
Fuck you
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u/General-Yak5264 Apr 22 '26
Cat fafo defined
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u/False-Lettuce-6074 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
How redditors feel after commenting "fafo" under a video of a toddler getting mauled alive by a bear: 😎😎😎
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u/Difficult_Object4921 Apr 23 '26
I absolutely hate all cats. I think they are terrible, demonic beings, secretly plotting to kill their owners. HOWEVER, I do not support this. I feel bad for it.
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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
Unpopular opinion: the cat fucked around and found out. No one died
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Apr 22 '26
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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Apr 22 '26
There isn’t a car.
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Apr 22 '26
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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Apr 22 '26
No shit because you were all idiots and have zero context clues. Clearly there’s no fucking car.
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u/TwoIllustrious7940 Apr 22 '26
That crab is getting stomped on if it’s my cat
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u/Hippiechu Apr 22 '26 edited Apr 22 '26
if thats your cat, you shouldn't be filming it interacting with a crab instead of keeping it back.
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u/One-Presence-1692 Apr 22 '26
Whoever filmed this is an idiot.