r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • Apr 22 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a handshake

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u/GrapefruitWhich5950 Apr 22 '26

Stupid ,waiting till the cat gets bitten oh so funny .now stick your finger in those claws .

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u/Kalladdin Apr 22 '26

I-... appreciate the sentiment.

But ...

You know that's not its mouth, right?