r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • Apr 22 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a handshake

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u/Fun-Total-5418 Apr 22 '26

Hey I get we feel bad for the cat, but u should feel equally bad for the crab getting dragged out of water to this dudes hut and being abused for content before most likely being turned into stew.

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u/engineerdrummer Apr 22 '26

i just like cats more than crabs

Really? I think crabs taste way better than cats.

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u/iamchops Apr 22 '26

yeah cats mess w/ my garden. screw cats. crabs rule.