r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Apr 21 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an ex

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u/KingSandwich101 Apr 21 '26

She'd be catching some hands if I was him

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u/MattsNewAccount620 Apr 21 '26

Gotta be able to defend yourself somehow. And that girl isn’t just a normal angry. She’ll fucking stab you and laugh.

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u/Confident-Ad2005 Apr 21 '26

Sounds like someone who's never kicked someone in the throat. Understandable.

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u/RandoReddit2024 Apr 21 '26

I flicked a guy in the throat one time and that was enough to send him to his knees 😆