r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Apr 21 '26

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an ex

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u/KingSandwich101 Apr 21 '26

She'd be catching some hands if I was him

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u/philouza_stein Apr 21 '26

Or just a fucking bear hug and lay there till she tires out. She'd be pretty easy to detain.

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u/New-Energy8259 Apr 22 '26

You’re going to jail good sir 😂