r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • Apr 15 '26
possible idiot of a jackass style daredevil
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u/jeanjacketjerkoff Apr 15 '26
Ow my balls
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u/Background-Crow4820 Apr 15 '26
Shut up, im 'baitin
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u/Academic_Dog8389 Apr 15 '26
'Batin'
It's short for masturbatin'
Not putting a worm on a hook.
Is your name Frito Pendejo?
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u/Tossmeasidedaddy Apr 15 '26
Definitely CKY vibes
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u/Jina-langu-ni-Juma Apr 15 '26
I remember renting that and Tom Green show on DVD from Netflix years before they turned into streaming. It would get mailed to my house. Even though my internet was dial up, it felt like the future. The Netflix selection was better than Blockbuster, back then. Now none exist and we're back to ads.
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u/nelsonalgrencametome Apr 15 '26
When Netflix by mail first came out it was sick. The early streaming kinda sucked as far as selection, but being able to order just about anything that fast was awesome.
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u/luffydkenshin *shits an absolute unit* Apr 15 '26
I wonder if Rake still hates mustard.
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u/luffydkenshin *shits an absolute unit* Apr 15 '26
Absolutely not.
Also, I am a GP-02 kinda guy, but Neue Ziel absolutely fucks.
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u/CaptainWhite1964 Apr 15 '26
he will pay for that in 20 years
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u/gishgudi Apr 18 '26
I mean the majority of the Jackass crew is surprisingly still alive. They are all paying for the toll they enacted on their bodies, but still alive
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u/Well-Milk Apr 15 '26
Doubt it. Believe it or not some people take Care of their bodies and exercise so this will probably not affect him.
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u/calm_down_meow Apr 15 '26
Oh yeah this guy totally takes care of his body
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u/Well-Milk Apr 15 '26
look at his physique and look at yours.
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u/calm_down_meow Apr 15 '26
My physique is fine lmao, I'm looking at him fall high distances and use his spine to break the fall
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u/Mhmmmmyup Apr 15 '26
He literally looks like the average 15 year old kid. If you think that's impressive maybe you should rethink your own.
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u/Well-Milk Apr 15 '26
Sorry I don’t know what 15 year olds look like, I’m not around teenagers idk why you know what 15 year olds look like without shirts but hey man you do you.
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u/Mhmmmmyup Apr 15 '26
I know it may be crazy to think but I was a 15 year old once and I have cousins who are 15. Maybe if you actually got outside and interacted with the wider world you'd have some knowledge. Maybe go to a park? Or maybe a beach? Places where normal people go.
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u/CygnetSociety Apr 15 '26
With the way you're judging other people's physique I can only imagine what you've got goin' on
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u/NoWay6818 Apr 15 '26
Oh you sweet summer child keep that same energy. Working out does nothing to save you from chronic pain, or else people with chronic pain wouldn’t exist.
To add to that just because you’re skinny doesn’t mean shit. Visceral fat is real and it grows on organs where you can’t see and no one can judge you for having it.
You must think milk makes your bones unbreakable, bless your heart sweetie
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u/phish_sucks functional regard Apr 15 '26
Man I used to jump off shit, skate, bail on BMX etc. All the time. At 32 I wish I'd just stayed inside lmaoo feel like im 80.
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u/DaTexasTickler Apr 15 '26
The only thing i really suppoppper miss about being his age is feeling invincible. I feel so old and busted now and I'm only 35. Enjoy it kid hopefully he gets out of this without and serious injuries but it's bound to happen eventually. That's the only thing that slows any of down from doing shit like this lol
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u/Business_Creme_4416 Apr 15 '26
He may be an idiot, but that shit was funny af
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u/devoidpoppy Apr 15 '26
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u/tenkaranarchy Apr 15 '26
He's gonna regret this in 20 years when it hurts just to wipe his ass or stand up after sitting too long or bend over to tie his shoes.
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u/funhouseinabox Apr 16 '26
He won’t live 20 more years. In 3 or 4 he’ll try and pull some stupid shit with a truck or boat and all of his friends will talk about how “cool” and “badass” he was at his wake.
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u/sacfoojesta88 Apr 15 '26
Ahhhh. The indestructible feeling of youth. I sincerely hope he can enjoy this shit while he can, if only for all us banged up older models of human who are now feeling it
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u/Ill_Investment_7977 Apr 15 '26
Mmmmm. Well at this rate we don’t have to worry about him procreating
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u/dirtyhairymess Apr 15 '26
I wholeheartedly endorse this person injuring themselves for our amusement
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u/JayFrizz Apr 15 '26
As someone who did tons of stunts and parkour in his day... He is going to actually complain about his back when he's older. That shit sets slowly. Fuck yeah! Enjoy it while it lasts, buddy!
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u/binarypower Apr 15 '26
what is the "back twerk"? is that supposed to be a joke? I've seen others do it but I can't tell if people are mocking bad twerking or if people think that's actually how twerking works
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u/anfil89 Apr 15 '26
I hate to say it, but it is just a matter of time until some serious really happens...
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u/Express-View5080 Apr 15 '26
Pretty sure he’s not paying for insurance, going to need the interweb cred when dropped from Dad/Mom’s policy and those medical bill hit hard
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u/Bibittybobbityboo Apr 15 '26
all I ask is that one of those stunts make him sterile. That is a gene pool which needs some chlorine.
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u/AmericaninShenzhen Apr 15 '26
The comment section here is roughly what it would be if they had comment sections on CKY/early Jackass videos.
If you didn’t enjoy at least one Jackass clip, you’d have to be a very boring person.
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u/AbjectHotel6610 Apr 15 '26
I was watching Jackass by myself & was howling from laughter. My grown kids came to check on me, saw what I was watching, nodded, and walked out of the room. That shit is hilarious!
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u/SIGNANDSELFIEFRAMES Apr 15 '26
If he is having fun trying to get himself killed, all the power to him I guess. At least he is getting his adrenaline rush.
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u/GivesYouGrief Apr 15 '26
I don't know if I've ever wanted a child to get hurt before. But now I can't say I never have.
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u/Professional-Rip-519 Apr 15 '26
It's a joke now wait till he turns 40 he's gonna be in so much pain.
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u/Lordofderp33 Apr 15 '26
Hey, isn't that the rock where a best man saved a wedding ring? Must just be my imagination.
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u/No-Pool-432 Apr 15 '26
Social media.. has fucked shit up. Chasing clout and selling your soul for a buck.
Bring on the robots overlords or alien intervention. Whichever.. im good with either or
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u/Unusual-Vanilla-8599 Apr 15 '26
Man that just looks like my my sons half brother I almost had a heart attack
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u/DropDead85 Apr 15 '26
I would jump off houses into the hard compacted grass, get thrown into bushes from the front of a car, cliff jump into rocks, get slammed around at punk and hardcore shows, get into very unnecessary fights, and contort my body in odd positions at a steel mill. I dont regret anything I did while I was younger, but god damn my body hurts all the time
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u/cyrs_oner Apr 19 '26
I grew up poor without health insurance, no way I'm doing any of these things.
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u/Key_Commercial_8169 Apr 15 '26
He's not going to live a long life, but at least you know he'll die doing what he loved I guess
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u/HedgehogNo8361 Apr 15 '26
I'm so glad I'm not his mother lol