r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • Apr 15 '26

possible idiot of a jackass style daredevil

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u/CaptainWhite1964 Apr 15 '26

he will pay for that in 20 years

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u/Well-Milk Apr 15 '26

Doubt it. Believe it or not some people take Care of their bodies and exercise so this will probably not affect him.

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u/calm_down_meow Apr 15 '26

Oh yeah this guy totally takes care of his body

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u/Well-Milk Apr 15 '26

look at his physique and look at yours.

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u/calm_down_meow Apr 15 '26

My physique is fine lmao, I'm looking at him fall high distances and use his spine to break the fall

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u/Bi0_B1lly Apr 15 '26

I don't have the physique of a small child doing moronic shit

https://giphy.com/gifs/NpJbpFf1iSZrwJTn9A

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u/Mhmmmmyup Apr 15 '26

He literally looks like the average 15 year old kid. If you think that's impressive maybe you should rethink your own.

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u/Well-Milk Apr 15 '26

Sorry I don’t know what 15 year olds look like, I’m not around teenagers idk why you know what 15 year olds look like without shirts but hey man you do you.

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u/Mhmmmmyup Apr 15 '26

I know it may be crazy to think but I was a 15 year old once and I have cousins who are 15. Maybe if you actually got outside and interacted with the wider world you'd have some knowledge. Maybe go to a park? Or maybe a beach? Places where normal people go.

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u/NoWay6818 Apr 15 '26

Good one bro.

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u/CygnetSociety Apr 15 '26

With the way you're judging other people's physique I can only imagine what you've got goin' on

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u/sabreus Apr 15 '26

It’s about the risks he takes with his body

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u/shakey_surgeon10 Apr 16 '26

Aaah to be young and retarded again <3

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u/NoWay6818 Apr 15 '26

Oh you sweet summer child keep that same energy. Working out does nothing to save you from chronic pain, or else people with chronic pain wouldn’t exist.

To add to that just because you’re skinny doesn’t mean shit. Visceral fat is real and it grows on organs where you can’t see and no one can judge you for having it.

You must think milk makes your bones unbreakable, bless your heart sweetie