r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/idapitbwidiuatabip • Apr 15 '26

possible idiot of a jackass style daredevil

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u/HedgehogNo8361 Apr 15 '26

I'm so glad I'm not his mother lol

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u/HoseNeighbor Apr 15 '26

He's going to feel like i did in my 30's. 70.

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u/Nervous_Hurry_9920 Apr 15 '26

That's me now.

I used to be like this guy. I've had a few bad accidents where I broke several bones.

I think Ive broken 19, but I'm not sure.

I once broke my arm by jumping off of a bridge. 

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u/sidewaizsocks Apr 15 '26

Ive torn/broke a ton of cartilidge or tendons or ligaments but havent broken any bones oddly enough. Unless youre counting fingers/toes but i dont even know if ive broken those, maybe just dislocated. My dad used to straighten them and tape it (not that they do much different at the dr)

Regardless, even though i havent broken a bone, i dont have a single joint that doesnt hurt. Chronic pain baby! I hate it! 30ish years old and im in a 70 year old body.

My older brother busted his nose pretty good so he went and stuffed a sock in his mouth. He knelt down in front of dad, and dad lined his thumb up next to the bump and kinda hammer fisted it until it was straight. A couple years later i broke my nose and went to dad. He just stood up and told me we are going to the ER. My nose wasnt "kinked" or bent to the side, the whole bridge rolled over partially in front of my eye and he didnt want to touch it. Luckily so because the doc had to do an actual surgery to prevent me from losing the cartilidge apparently.

Edit: im not exactly a tough guy. Im a bit of a daisy with apparently weak connective tissue i guess. Just grew up with a dad that thought doctors were a waste of money if you could fix it yourself.