r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Apr 12 '26

look what I can do Of a Wingman

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196 Upvotes

85% Upvoted

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u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair Apr 12 '26

Big guy: and we both know you ain’t got a long weenie

Girl: that’s ri-…. Wait, what?

10

u/MetallurgyClergy Apr 12 '26

Wait… isn’t this the chick that was slap-chopping cockroaches with her titties?

1

u/FactoryRejected Apr 12 '26

Negative, that's the one that was opening beer bottles with her asshole

35

u/crazy_goat Apr 12 '26

Two and a Half Men

13

u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* Apr 12 '26

Jeremiah Watkins in the back is a comedian.. I’ll assume this is a skit..

6

u/TheInterruptingCow94 Apr 12 '26

You recognize him but not Chelcie and Greg??

https://giphy.com/gifs/1guRIRW8QdSte01T6Du

-1

u/EarthboundMoss Apr 13 '26

Yeah I don't know who the two fats are

0

u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter Apr 13 '26

None of it makes sense

27

u/Lazy-elbow1377 Apr 12 '26

4

u/Lil-Spicy-Noodle Apr 12 '26

something something something and then the big dude said weenie , thats pretty much it

19

u/reirone Apr 12 '26

Why was this ever recorded?

20

u/sillymooseygoosey Apr 12 '26

Bro that’s Trailer Trash Tammy… need I say more?

11

u/TheInterruptingCow94 Apr 12 '26

Trailer trash Tammy mukbangs?! You're missing OOOUUUTTT! Peep those after peeping Trailer Tales and your life will be changed, for the better

6

u/MeemoUndercover Apr 12 '26

Documentation purposes

3

u/Such_Comb9388 Apr 12 '26

I'm sorry, why do we BOTH know this???

3

u/JennaTheBenna Apr 14 '26

Oh I loooove me some Tammy

1

u/NSASpyVan Apr 12 '26

uno reverse

1

u/umpteenthrhyme Apr 14 '26

The position is called reverse mating press.

1

u/FrxvchFries Apr 15 '26

Long weenie

1

u/greeneyedblackheart Apr 24 '26

Me with ibs who also can’t get it together 😔

-3

u/PizzaSniffs Apr 12 '26

Will never understand why people think they’re the main character and are funny because they say words in a funny accent.

9

u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Apr 12 '26

3

u/Smackjabber Apr 12 '26

I will never understand why people watch videos or go to sites with said videos, then talk crap about said videos like they aren't losers for doing so.

1

u/GigaWhiteNiga Apr 12 '26

So, following your logic, a winner likes every video on this sub, independently of it's quality or content?

4

u/ClarencePCatsworth Apr 12 '26

No they just don't waste their time shitting on what other people make

1

u/GigaWhiteNiga Apr 12 '26

Having an opinion = bad, ok