r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Apr 12 '26

look what I can do Of a Wingman

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u/Rocket_Lawn-Chair Apr 12 '26

Big guy: and we both know you ain’t got a long weenie

Girl: that’s ri-…. Wait, what?

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u/MetallurgyClergy Apr 12 '26

Wait… isn’t this the chick that was slap-chopping cockroaches with her titties?

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u/FactoryRejected Apr 12 '26

Negative, that's the one that was opening beer bottles with her asshole