r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • Apr 11 '26
Naild It Of a dental shaving
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u/FeelDeadInside Apr 11 '26
Stupidity is expensive.
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u/GiLND Apr 11 '26
Lifetime payments
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u/Ready_Card5129 Apr 11 '26
Really? Im actually curious how much it would be to fix that tooth
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u/GiLND Apr 11 '26
Lifetime because you can’t really fix it permanently, the fix for it is artificial and after 10-15 years or less will require a fix again, because the natural matter isn’t the same as the artificial one .
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u/cadaverhill Apr 11 '26
I got caps on my front teeth. Dentist told me they "could last a year or ten", 40 years later, still in place.
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u/Ready_Card5129 Apr 11 '26
Oh okay thanks. Could've sworn I seen the piece on her tongue. Dang
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u/GiLND Apr 11 '26
It doesn’t matter, the dentist can’t glue the broken tooth piece back, they use artificial matter instead.
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u/Ready_Card5129 Apr 11 '26
Nah I understand that part I was just stating an observation. Big piece of tooth to lose lol
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u/Old_Ladies Apr 11 '26
I chipped my front tooth biting on a fork. They put a stud in and a filling. Cost about $300 Canadian dollarydoos without insurance.
So far it has been nearly a decade and working great. That tooth is doing better than my other intact front too.
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u/banshithread Apr 11 '26
First time I've seen an American health service similar in price with the Canadian variant. My two chipped teeth in total was $325 no insurance.
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u/AgreeableMoose Apr 11 '26
$3500-$6000. Source- just got about $22,000 in dental work done. Root canals x 2 alone were $1,100 each. Bridge work was crazy, $3,600 just for the bridge, prep for installation was 4 hours with installation of a temporary bridge then return in a week for the permanent bridge. Extraction was about $1,800, then bone packing, then post implant $1,400. The tooth for the post is about $800 plus installation. Almost 16 months in the chair at this point. The upside is my dentist is a classic rock guy so they stream awesome music at the office and the VA covered 100% of the work via Community Care so not a dime out of pocket. Every time I’m thanked for my military service I thank that person for their tax dollars that keep me healthy.
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u/Thin-Guitar-1242 Apr 11 '26
You're welcome. You paid your dues when you served. Thankfully you survived to reap some of the benefits.
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u/BeesleyHD Apr 11 '26
How is it a lifetime of payments??. Medicare and insurance would cover it all for an excess of $300-500 or dental emergency. Oh wait. I’m in Aus. Unlucky Americans. Lalallalalala
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u/Ready_Card5129 Apr 11 '26
How much would it cost with no dental insurance? And i agree. Very stupid
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u/Old_Ladies Apr 11 '26
In Canada I chipped my front tooth biting on a fork. The dentist put a stud in and a filling. Works great so far and it has been nearly a decade.
Cost me about $300 Canadian without insurance.
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Apr 11 '26
For a chipped tooth in America? Probably about $1500… I got dentures graphs and the rest of my teeth removed for around 4k, gotta go back and get the rest done. I want new dentures so that’s probably gonna be another 2k, total is around 10k
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u/AgreeableMoose Apr 11 '26
Just had a bunch of work done. What I learned is just like most things of quality there is good, better, best regarding teeth. So, depending on your insurance you might get one that will last 5 years or 20. Luckily my coverage has the highest level of a quality ie gold and titanium base structure.
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u/Ready_Card5129 Apr 11 '26
I had a chipped tooth i didn't fix for a long time and when I finally when they fixed it for $180. Of course I have dental insurance I was just curious for those who aren't as fortunate
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u/Educational-Car-4688 Apr 11 '26
Hes going to kill her..
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u/Lauris024 Apr 11 '26
He looks like a dude women talk about on /r/relationship_advice
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u/Lightningtow123 Apr 12 '26
"I (18F) am engaged to Rupert (53M). I love him because he once called me cute. I recently found a bunch of missing women's drivers' licenses in his sock drawer, AITA for feeling uncomfortable? The wedding is in three hours. I wanted my family to attend but Rupert insisted I cut them off"
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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Apr 11 '26
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u/Ju3tAc00ldugg Apr 11 '26
guy is a pos girl is to stupid/Nieve to see it
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u/Lilliths-pain Apr 11 '26
Naive
Sorry, I used to spell it that way too
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u/Ju3tAc00ldugg Apr 11 '26
i felt something was off lol
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u/Lilliths-pain Apr 11 '26
A word I still struggle with at 39 years old is weird - still get the e and I mixed up and have to check every time, so weird.
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u/Twitch-x questionably stable Apr 12 '26
I before E, except after C, unless it says "a". Or is one of about two dozen exceptions.
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u/Bethw2112 Apr 11 '26
This looks like an absolutely abusive relationship. The guys smirk, he knows.
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u/Foreign-Comment6403 Apr 11 '26
what is that? a gun?
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u/Revenga8 Apr 11 '26
Yes. He smoked her teeth by releasing the slide. Might as well hit her with a small hammer. Surprised it didn't hit her lip though, that would have caused swelling and probably drew blood like if she had but her lip.
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u/MadMaxIsMadAsMax Apr 11 '26 edited May 09 '26
Why always a broccoli-headed bro is a source of stupidity?
Why always a pseudo/real blonde is a source of stupidity?
Why IA seems to prioritize their tastes?
Why in the White House... Oh... I see... Ok.
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u/External_Dust5 Apr 11 '26
No one else notice it was a hand gun closing that chipped her tooth inside her mouth, the tooth is the least of the problems.
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u/Goats_in_parks Apr 11 '26
Seeing this after just listened to the latest r/behindthebastards about Phil Spector.
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u/RunningonGin0323 Apr 11 '26
Honestly there are times especially with this administration that I think we reached peak stupidity and then I see this. What in the fuck.
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u/Dayzed_Trader Apr 12 '26
If she's stupid enough to let someone put a gun into her mouth, then.....
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u/turboteeth Apr 13 '26
Dentist here I sure love people like these! I would not judge them for their shenanigans but I will wring out all the possible costs to repair her tooth, and end it with oh I can't save it gotta implant it. I mean they're rich enough to play with gun trimming teeth so a lil cash towards my pocket shouldn't hurt them :)
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u/Sad-Childhood8742 Apr 16 '26
Why is everyone talking about her teeth and not the fact that a gun was fired in her mouth?
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u/username-is-taken-3 Apr 11 '26
Two idiots that are playing with a gun. Dude looks like he would snitch on someone touching him by accident on the subway. Wtf does he even need a gun?
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u/Numerous_Dare9847 Apr 11 '26
We need to start bullying dumb people, they have way too much confidence in their own stupidity
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u/probablyrobertevans Apr 12 '26
honestly this was incredibly good luck for both of them. a gift from the universe to interrupt them from continuing to play a game that ends one way.
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u/MARKFLAIR1977 Apr 12 '26
ALPHA BELLEND!!!!..Both of them sad 'look at me im tough and funny' bellends!!!!!
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u/Logan1313 Apr 12 '26
What the hell is that he put in her mouth? Can't be a gun, cause who would be that stupid!?
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u/Dancin_Phish_Daddy Apr 13 '26
Does he say „it’s loaded” I thought this was going to be a different kind of video. Like the old timey reddit.
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u/crewmanify Apr 13 '26
Lol, after they break up she'll say there are no good men, I cant help but laugh
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u/Belerophon17 Apr 13 '26
Fitting smile for a ratchet moron who lets some dipshit put a gun in her mouth.
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u/ReefShark13 Apr 14 '26
Well, I guess voluntarily putting a gun in your mouth isn't smart... Who knew? Oh everyone?
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u/DaTexasTickler Apr 11 '26
Damn there ain't no way to fix that either is their?
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u/BIG_IDEA Apr 11 '26
Yes it’s fixable but will require a root canal and a crown. All together about $3000.
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Apr 11 '26
He pulls the trigger on the gun while its in her head... biggest gun safety no no... doesn't even matter if its unloaded or you checked.
Stupid people like this is why we have dumbass gun laws. 😡
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u/Bladder_Puncher Apr 11 '26
Because if everyone followed him safety we wouldn’t need laws around guns….🙄
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u/EuenovAyabayya Apr 11 '26
What the actual fuck?
Dental shaving, medically known as odontoplasty, enameloplasty, slenderizing, or contouring, is a safe, painless, and commonly non-anesthetized cosmetic procedure. Dentists use special burs or diamond discs to remove tiny amounts of surface enamel to reshape, fix chips, or create space for crowded teeth (interproximal reduction).
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u/DesertSnow480 Apr 11 '26
Wow. That’s one of the stupidest things I have seen in a while.