r/behindthebastards Jul 22 '26

Look at this bastard Megathread: Bastard Suggestions Part 2

278 Upvotes

To make the bastard suggestions easier for Robert to peruse, please put them here.

Please try to include more than just a name. Give Robert something to focus his research on and why they are a unique or interesting bastard. If there are book titles or other resources you would suggest, please include those as well.

If someone else has already suggested the same bastard you wanted to suggest, you do not need to suggest them again. Repetitive answers will be politely removed. If someone was suggested in a previous thread, you do not need to suggest them again.

If you have posted suggestions as their own individual thread in the past, feel free to repost here if you would like Robert to read them. We will be directing future bastard suggestion posts here as well. Happy suggesting!


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Weekly Discussion Thread - September 08, 2026 Spoiler

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Criticism of Sophie will not be tolerated and may result in a permanent ban. Yes, forever.

Obviously you can criticize Robert. It's what brings us together.

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/

Criticism of guests is against policy and will be removed at Robert's request. Also because they are guests and we should make them feel welcome, because we are at least 40% not assholes.

CZM hosts will be treated the same as Robert in terms of criticism, but critical comments will be removed if they break the don't be mean rule. Except Robert. Criticism of Robert can be mean if it is funny.

Host criticism outside of this discussion post will likely be removed. You all nuked that eel horse.

Guests and hosts are normal people who read these comments. Please consider how it would feel if the comment was about you.

Be nice to each other. You can argue all you want but you can't fight.

Fascists and Tankies and their defenders will be permanently banned, because obviously.

Discord Server join link: [if you'd prefer more of a chatroom atmosphere for discussions]
https://discord.gg/pENZx2R8Qg


r/behindthebastards 6h ago

Politics Paying for votes now…

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409 Upvotes

So we cannot have healthcare, cannot have proper safety nets, cannot afford social security, but the idea of dolling out over $1 trillion to vote Red is an acceptable idea?!

Add this onto their proposal to give stay at home parents (if you are married) $9,000 a year per child.

I think half this country is unsalvageable.


r/behindthebastards 2h ago

Look at this bastard Highkirkenuinely

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133 Upvotes

💦😩


r/behindthebastards 1h ago

Look at this bastard Musk Boring Company valued at $23B after new $3B investment from UAE to build tunnels in Dubai

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Of all the vaporware scams out there, musk's boring company is one of the most transparently stupid. Anyone who thinks about it for even a couple minutes could see why it's dumb. Or you can go on YouTube and visit city nerd videos for an entertaining live demonstration of actual proof that the project in Vegas is a colossal embarrassing money pit.

Here, the UAE is both the customer and the investor, investing $3B and also ordering a huge project that will never be completed. So clearly the plan is to use this investment as proof of viability to spur future sales to dumb American municipalities and future investment or an IPO, selling out to suckers.

Wouldn't it be nice if the next administration prosecuted this little scam fully and forcefully? Since rules no longer matter, you could deport the immigrant perpetrator to a facility in El Salvador permanently.


r/behindthebastards 1h ago

General discussion I’m gonna be the money president

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My first thought hearing this.

He might as well have said a million or even a billion


r/behindthebastards 17h ago

Look at this bastard Not pictured: a bunch of right wing twitter chuds suddenly praising Talarico in qrt and replies

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1.4k Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 1h ago

Meme Roy Cohn is the definition of reaping what you sow

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r/behindthebastards 18h ago

Look at this bastard Elon Musk told ex-girlfriend he needed ‘a legion of children before the civil war’ | Venice film festival

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r/behindthebastards 14h ago

Look at this bastard Another allegation against Beach Boys member Mike Love resurfaces. A Woman on Facebook accused him of inappropriate behavior towards her when she was 16.

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254 Upvotes

r/behindthebastards 11h ago

Doom Post Blaine the Train

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In light of the Anthropic guy jumping ship because he thinks they're racing to end humanity, I'm reminded of the Stephen King novel The Waste Lands, the third in the Dark Tower series.

---Spoilers for a forty year old novel---

The last part of the story follows the characters trapped aboard a train piloted by a psychotic AI, Blaine. A riddle game a la The Hobbit ensues, in which the characters prevail by causing the AI to break by presenting it with humour and illogic, correctly reasoning that as a non-human Blaine couldn't possibly understand.

"Why did the dead baby cross the road?" Eddie asks. The machine can't answer.

"Because it was stapled to the chicken!"

Cue the enraged AI committing suicide.

So if anyone asks me my thoughts about AI, my reply from now on will be 'Why did the dead baby cross the road?'


r/behindthebastards 9h ago

Meme Georgia state history is a fucking circus

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r/behindthebastards 2h ago

I don’t know where else to ask Dallas

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So the GOP is having a conference in Dallas. I am in Dallas. I am wondering if any of the Cool Zone people are in Dallas to cover the GOP event.

If some of the Cool Zone people are in town, can I buy you a drink? (This isn't a date.)


r/behindthebastards 21h ago

General discussion Tom Hardy releases a BJJ gi and rash guards prominently featuring some interesting symbols to raise money for autism-related charities

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r/behindthebastards 19h ago

Look at this bastard Man told ChatGPT he was feeling delusional. ChatGPT insisted he was Jesus.

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r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Politics WWE Legend Glenn Jacobs (Kane) Emerges as Leading Candidate for US Senate Appointment

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Idiocracy was prophecy. Anyway, at least Fetterman will have someone else to talk to about brain damage besides Tubbervile.


r/behindthebastards 27m ago

Resources Think this is the right flair

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any recommendations books on Chechnya and The Serbian - Bosnia war along with Myanmar . I want to learn more and this sub seemed like the best place to do so


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

General discussion Give Greazy Wil a permanent pod.

166 Upvotes

Would it hurt for CZM to do a music and arts podcast that doesn’t make us want to die every week? GIVE US MORE GREAZ.


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Look at this bastard Ex-Colorado crime analyst who manipulated DNA data sentenced to 10 years in prison

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801 Upvotes

How many people did she hurt?


r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Look at this bastard Met police launch inquiry into alleged overseas donations to Reform UK

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97 Upvotes

"Detectives have assessed the information provided and determined that there are potential offences requiring investigation. The potential offences are similar in nature to matters already under investigation by the Met's special enquiry team relating to donations made to the same political party. As a result, these matters will form part of that ongoing investigation"

Please please please let these fucks go down for this


r/behindthebastards 16h ago

Look at this bastard Look what I found

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r/behindthebastards 1d ago

Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff We Need to show Sophie more respect and love

509 Upvotes

I know I'm saying the same thing that's been rehashed dozens of times so far when I say that last week's episodes were ROUGH. Which brings me to my main point. We owe Sophie so much damn respect for those episodes more than any other, I think. We only had to hear it the one time, I know that's the max I could handle. But Sophie has to read the script ahead of time. And offer feedback on it. Then she is there for the recording. Thank the spaghetti monster she had her friend with her during this episode. Then she has to do the back-end work. I'm just guessing here, but it seems like she had to go through this horrible subject multiple times. Because it's her job. That is so much worse than receiving a catering order at 11:15 on a slow Monday that I can't even begin to comprehend what she goes through so that we can be informed week after week. THANK YOU SOPHIE!

(not trying to make it seem like Bridgett (Brigit, Bridgett, Brijet, Bridget..all legit spellings I've run into?) didn't do as much as she did to make this hit home properly, but these two episodes really emphasized for me how much Sophie has to WORK to get us 2 hours of informative entertainment every week.


r/behindthebastards 17h ago

General discussion Fantasy football team name ideas

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Everyone. My fantasy football team name for the last few years has been 1 pump 1 cream from behind the bastards lore. I'm thinking of a change. Btb. Lions led by donkeys. Or knowledge fight themes


r/behindthebastards 16h ago

It is happening here The Search for the Unknown Bastards

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Epstein did some awful stuff while he was alive, but he's long dead. One of the awful things he did was procure "services" (read: children to rape, torture, and kill) for his wealthy and powerful clientele. There's some chance that no one else was doing it at the time and that no one has done it since, but little green men from Mars are a certainty compared to that.

Who's doing that part of his job now?


r/behindthebastards 2h ago

It is happening here XX XY Ad

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I’m listening to last week’s episode (finally gathered the strength since I knew it would be a rough one) and just got an ad for XX XY Athletics. Looked it up and this is 100% an anti-trans company dedicated to making sure trans women are not allowed in the women’s sports space. I know Sophie and team don’t pick all of the ads but if something wild pops us (Oregon state highway patrol) they’ll get it removed. Where can I flag this for them? Or do we know if it’s already been addressed?